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#41
09-03-2009, 09:14 PM

(09-03-2009, 09:10 PM)darrrk link Wrote: strip clubs don't count
RONG, you were supposed to say porn doesn't count.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Darklink
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#42
09-03-2009, 09:14 PM

(09-03-2009, 09:14 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110931#msg110931 date=1252030245]
strip clubs don't count
RONG, you were supposed to say porn doesn't count.
[/quote]porn only lasts me like 5 minutes anyway


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#43
09-03-2009, 09:15 PM

(09-03-2009, 09:14 PM)darrrk link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3554.msg110935#msg110935 date=1252030448]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110931#msg110931 date=1252030245]
strip clubs don't count
RONG, you were supposed to say porn doesn't count.
[/quote]porn only lasts me like 5 minutes anyway
[/quote]

That's like 10 times what you need anyways.




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zaneyard
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#44
09-03-2009, 09:16 PM

(09-03-2009, 09:15 PM)Benito link Wrote: [quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110936#msg110936 date=1252030482]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3554.msg110935#msg110935 date=1252030448]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110931#msg110931 date=1252030245]
strip clubs don't count
RONG, you were supposed to say porn doesn't count.
[/quote]porn only lasts me like 5 minutes anyway
[/quote]

That's like 10 times what you need anyways.
[/quote]
pft, i only need to watch the 30 second teaser videos and im good


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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#45
09-03-2009, 09:17 PM

(09-03-2009, 09:15 PM)Benito link Wrote: [quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110936#msg110936 date=1252030482]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3554.msg110935#msg110935 date=1252030448]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110931#msg110931 date=1252030245]
strip clubs don't count
RONG, you were supposed to say porn doesn't count.
[/quote]porn only lasts me like 5 minutes anyway
[/quote]

That's like 10 times what you need anyways.
[/quote]no lie when i was like 11-12 i would watch porn for like 2-3 hours

and there's this guy at school who goes home after school and watches it for 12 hours


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#46
09-03-2009, 09:40 PM

I'm going to buy that 5 acre 1.5 million dollar ocean-side lot on Vancouver Island in Sooke, BC that's basically untouched by human hands. I'm going to keep it wild and free but build a modest sized house with a guest house for my parents and whoever would like to visit/live with me. I'll have a greenhouse where I'll grow organic fruits and vegetables and lots and lots of animals: rats, cats, dogs, a horse...whatever, to take care of. I'd start a no kill pet rescue organization in a town or city. I'd have a library on the second or third floor of my house overlooking the ocean. I'd have a dock and Ain can live on his boat there (har har) and I'd climb rocks/mountains and swim everyday. That is my idea of heaven.

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09-03-2009, 10:43 PM

kitty Smile


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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#48
09-03-2009, 11:05 PM

(09-03-2009, 09:17 PM)darrrk link Wrote: [quote author=Benito link=topic=3554.msg110937#msg110937 date=1252030531]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110936#msg110936 date=1252030482]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3554.msg110935#msg110935 date=1252030448]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=3554.msg110931#msg110931 date=1252030245]
strip clubs don't count
RONG, you were supposed to say porn doesn't count.
[/quote]porn only lasts me like 5 minutes anyway
[/quote]

That's like 10 times what you need anyways.
[/quote]no lie when i was like 11-12 i would watch porn for like 2-3 hours

and there's this guy at school who goes home after school and watches it for 12 hours
[/quote]
Protip- around 1 am the girls gone wild commercials are on comedy central.

But you didn't hear it from me

(09-03-2009, 09:40 PM)SBCrystal link Wrote: I'm going to buy that 5 acre 1.5 million dollar ocean-side lot on Vancouver Island in Sooke, BC that's basically untouched by human hands. I'm going to keep it wild and free but build a modest sized house with a guest house for my parents and whoever would like to visit/live with me. I'll have a greenhouse where I'll grow organic fruits and vegetables and lots and lots of animals: rats, cats, dogs, a horse...whatever, to take care of. I'd start a no kill pet rescue organization in a town or city. I'd have a library on the second or third floor of my house overlooking the ocean. I'd have a dock and Ain can live on his boat there (har har) and I'd climb rocks/mountains and swim everyday. That is my idea of heaven.

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Spawn of keyboard cat?



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#49
09-04-2009, 12:13 PM

Well, I've thought about this... I'd make my boat a floating palace, brimming of decadence but if I would get rich right now I'd fly crystal over and go on a binge for a few weeks, following the timezones to where stuff is still open...

Afterwards I would travel a lot, not really planned but just whimsical.... like "hmmmm, I want to see tokyo right now, let's hop on a plane"

Of course I'd get a private jet and get in the best suite of the best hotel wherever I am.

TBH I'd just have a fun life, not interrupted by work or other distractions... I don't know if I'd come online much afterwards though... I would just be touring the world, living in decadence with Crystal...


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09-04-2009, 01:36 PM

(09-04-2009, 12:13 PM)ainmosni link Wrote: Well, I've thought about this... I'd make my boat a floating palace, brimming of decadence but if I would get rich right now I'd fly crystal over and go on a binge for a few weeks, following the timezones to where stuff is still open...

Afterwards I would travel a lot, not really planned but just whimsical.... like "hmmmm, I want to see tokyo right now, let's hop on a plane"

Of course I'd get a private jet and get in the best suite of the best hotel wherever I am.

TBH I'd just have a fun life, not interrupted by work or other distractions... I don't know if I'd come online much afterwards though... I would just be touring the world, living in decadence with Crystal...

Why wouldn't you just sail to tokyo?  Tongue


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#51
09-04-2009, 01:55 PM

Pay off all my debts.  Get surgeries done.  Find a good charity, donate a clump.  Invest.  Get college done with.  Travel the world with Peace Corps or Green Peace.

Or!  Three hundred thou on pot, seven hundred thou on cookies.
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