Portal mysteriously updated.

[Spore]

Well it sounds like something mechanical is dragging you, maybe dog?

DOG doesn't talk you ignoramus.

[backfire]

My theory: Cave Johnson. Somewhere in the BBS reports there was a file that hinted about him not actually dieing like though before, but that he faked his death and turned himself into an android. I'm guess whoever pulled you off was either Cave himself, or a robot of his.

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

I'll wait for someone to explain all of this in wikipedia form   Karrde has lots of damn studying to do right now

[backfire]

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=903178

First post has a list of every bit of news that came out since the radio update. Includes everything that the community found since that day.


Update

coulda been this thing actually.



Either way, it's connected to Cave in some way, seeing how he's most likely the last CEO alive from Aperture Science.

Another Update

---- BEGIN RECORD 'C:\02622005.965\06615262.757' (863 BYTES) ----

MEMORANDUMS: Filed under CJohnson: 1085839-G



This one's important, folks, so no skimmin'. Cave Johnson here, your boss and

founder of Aperture Science?the best damn applied sciences company on Earth.

How good is the science here? Get a load a? this: as of this morning, I am

dead!



Now, yer probably askin? yourself, "Cave, come on now, how is this possible?

Are you some manner of Dracula? Or Frankenstein? Or dependin? on yer cultural

heritage, a Blackula or Latin Frankenstein?"gh632jj3



ksjdo sir! It's science. Thanks to our diligent Aperture engineers, I am

writin' memos to you today, literally, from beyond the grave! Furthermore I'd

l#ke t5o inf))))m 34verybody wePPPPPing a blue shi%%$rt today th32232t y*u

@##re f)*# TF FFs0&^t ##f gd fghDFRt 665 ^ $%& 4%^^$. ZSFGS D FGsd5 E$

5^57&w$% &6&778*$ 4^77 r6ty u$65####################3

---- RECORD ENDS ----

Cave's still alive indeed. Now, seeing how Chell was one of the few test (if not only) test subjects to complete the experiement alive, I would think Cave sees her as a "Valuable Asset."

[ZargonX]

<3 Valve.

[Reevesith]

Come on everyone Do the..

!"Party Escort Submission Position" !

[copulatingduck]

LOL