Looky what I just ordered. (Funny soundbite recommendations?)

[hawtpawkithero]

SmackTalk

Absolute trash, I know.
But I want to annoy people on xbox live, and for 10 dollars off of stootsi, this seemed perfect.

So it can hold 5 different sound bites, maximum 5 seconds long.
Here's my list so far:
1: Boom, headshot! -fps.Doug
2: I've got balls of steel - Duke Nukem
3: Finish Him! -Mortal Kombat
4: Benny Hill song -or- Some Full Metal Jacket clip
5: most annoying sound in the world.

What 5 sound bites would you put on it?

[Fail Medic]

You know I mistook your animated sig for insects on my monitor and actually tried to swat them away?

1.  Megatron bitching at Starscream: "You *disgust* me."
2.  That arch-nemesis guy from MacGyver screaming "MACGYYYYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
3.  He-Man:  "IIIIIII HAAAAVE THE POWERRRRRR".
4.  Bulletproof from C.O.P.S.: "It's crime-fighting time!"
5.  Daffy Duck from Duck Amuck pitching the epic fit.

[exanimo]

FUCK YOUR SIGNATURE HPH, I keep thinking there are insects on my monitor!

[CaffeinePowered]

get on XBL, loop the most annoying sound in the world OVER AND OVER

For more annoying shit go here: http://fightingamphibians.com/music/

[rumsfald]

needs more bababooey and ahnold.

[Spore]

1. Scatman
2. Scatman
3. Scatman
4. Scatman
5. Scatman

[hawtpawkithero]

1. Scatman
2. Scatman
3. Scatman
4. Scatman
5. Scatman

Hah.

EDIT:
Jesus Christ Caff, that link is great. The soundbites on here are keeping me so entertained, especially kA_BoOm_Part_2.wav

[HeK]

I either can't believe someone makes that product, or it took this long to make that product.

Just get on a Halo game populated with 13-year olds, record and play back.

That or just record Drlupinmario the next time he is in the server.

[Budr]

For more annoying shit go here: http://fightingamphibians.com/music/

Holy shit, some of that is fucking gold! I'm only on the first page and I'm pissing myself. That Arnie birthday cake one is phenomenal.

[Geoff]

That or just record Drlupinmario the next time he is in the server.

That was hilarious.

[WTF Joel]

Lol, some of Mr.Grey is on that site.. the TF2Names one.

[hawtpawkithero]

I just got it in the mail today. It kinda sucks.

[s0lesurviv0r]

How about some Cap-tain-jean-luc-pi-card-ofthe-u-s-s-enter-prise?

[Master Shake]

You know I mistook your animated sig for insects on my monitor and actually tried to swat them away?

Honestly the first ten times I saw your sig I ran around the room looking for the bugs that flew across my screen.

[Vongore]

Me saying

"Andate a la Chucha Reweon"