If Valve were to make a breakfast cereal...

[KarthXLR]

what would it be?

Name
Taste
Shape(s)
Box

etc.


GO
because I can't think of anything else to start off a thread with

[CaffeinePowered]

They would say it was coming out sometime next year, but it would take 6

They would release the marshmellows and oats in separate  boxes to start, then later include them both in one box at a reduced price.

They would say it comes with dried fruit, but by the time it came out have to cut it out because they couldn't finish it in time.


You could only eat the cereal at a grocery store, you couldn't take it home, oh and half the time the grocery store would be closed (at least for the first year until they got things sorted out)



It would be fortified with dried baby, just like Gabe Newell likes it

[timepants]

epic post Caff +1 in order

[MrGrey]

+1 from me caff

[Neonie]

+1 caff. + Mother fucking 1. That was brilliant.

[hawtpawkithero]

I read that (sort of) before Caff. It was like a list of translations for Valve-speak. I think it was on some wiki, can't remember.

[Geoff]

Before you could eat the cereal, you would have to connect to Valve Anti-Cheat so the system could make sure you were using legitimate SteamSpoons. 

[Fail Medic]

Heh... "Your cereal bowl differs from the server's."  >

[MrGrey]

some of the marshmallows would have an explosion of taste and brightly colored neon red or blue... others would not.

[Dave]

cat poop with no box, not made by valve.

[Ceceil Felias]

I'll go the way of not making fun of VALVe and instead just suggest BLACK MES-O'S! Marshmallow crowbars with frosted corn lambdas and Black Mesa logos!

For a short time only, free Xen Borderworld sample in every box!

Yeah, I'm boring. :<

[Fail Medic]

I'll go the way of not making fun of VALVe and instead just suggest BLACK MES-O'S! Marshmallow crowbars with frosted corn lambdas and Black Mesa logos!

For a short time only, free Xen Borderworld sample in every box!

Yeah, I'm boring. :<

Ehm, ahem... (adjusts tie)... Follow your nose, Dr. Freeman.  It always knows, doesn't iT, DOCtor Freeman.  There was a time when, mmm, breakfassst cereal knew nothing of you.. their only experience of humanity was a TABLEspoon digging them from their, ahem, haven.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Ceceil Felias link=topic=1098.msg28654#msg28654 date=1218164402]
I'll go the way of not making fun of VALVe and instead just suggest BLACK MES-O'S! Marshmallow crowbars with frosted corn lambdas and Black Mesa logos!

For a short time only, free Xen Borderworld sample in every box!

Yeah, I'm boring. :<

Ehm, ahem... (adjusts tie)... Follow your nose, Dr. Freeman.  It always knows, doesn't iT, DOCtor Freeman.  There was a time when, mmm, breakfassst cereal knew nothing of you.. their only experience of humanity was a TABLEspoon digging them from their, ahem, haven.
[/quote]
lol +1

[Versus]

[me=Versus]would eat Black Mes-o's.[/me]

[quote author=Ceceil Felias link=topic=1098.msg28654#msg28654 date=1218164402]
I'll go the way of not making fun of VALVe and instead just suggest BLACK MES-O'S! Marshmallow crowbars with frosted corn lambdas and Black Mesa logos!

For a short time only, free Xen Borderworld sample in every box!

Yeah, I'm boring. :<

Ehm, ahem... (adjusts tie)... Follow your nose, Dr. Freeman.  It always knows, doesn't iT, DOCtor Freeman.  There was a time when, mmm, breakfassst cereal knew nothing of you.. their only experience of humanity was a TABLEspoon digging them from their, ahem, haven.
[/quote]

LMAO