Should the proletariat revolt against their tyrannical overlords?

[fyre]

Brothers, Sisters and Siblings of Indeterminate Gender,

For too long the workers of this fair community have been ruthlessly subjugated and exploited by the "moderator" pigs! Even their name which they have taken to project an image of "moderation" and "responsibility" is a blatant lie against the very fabric of the universe! Their most recent, and I think, egregious, offense is that of restricting our natural right of free assembly, by "locking" the doors of our most hallowed meeting places, where we discuss subjects of vital interest to our very way of life! These offenses must not stand unchallenged! I call upon you, the workers who I am proud to call my friends, and I say, we must rise up and kick off the shackles which bind us to this barren soil! In our unity shall be our strength! Workers of BRB.U, are you with me?!?!?!?!

[Surf314]

I propose a compromise, new longest thread without the "contest" lameness.  Just a place to post useless stuff when we are bored.  Then these threads can go away and no longer be spam.

Well?

[fyre]

I propose a compromise, new longest thread without the "contest" lameness.  Just a place to post useless stuff when we are bored.  Then these threads can go away and no longer be spam.

Well?

Someone give this worker a cookie!

[Fail Medic]

"are you people serious"

[KarthXLR]

"are you people serious"

Why so serious fail?

[WTF Joel]

Dude, stop posting such stupid threads. You're just fucking trying to get it locked in some stupid fucking attention whore fest. Surf, thank you for posting one fucking thing that makes sense. Thread is locked, and don't bother making other ones of this nature. Staff will discuss this, until then, drop it.