Cooking with Dragon - Part 2 (Brownies dun right)

[DragonEkarus]

Cooking with Dragon - Part 1 (Pizza-Fuck-Ups) | Cooking with Dragon - Part 2 (Brownies dun right) | Cooking with Dragon - Part 3 (Pizza-Fuck-Ups Try 2)

Hi everybody! It's midnight and I'm fucking hungry so here we go!

TONIGHT WE'RE MAKING CHOCOLATE COMA BROWNIES!

First, you get your box of pre-made mix and retrieve the mix. Then, throw that box out the window! Those instructions are wrong! From there, you grab a big bowl (The kind you'd put popcorn or a bag of chips in, hell use a bag for chips if you need to.) and a cup (An average drinking cup.) Plus an egg or two. Oh and cooking oil! ...plus water!

Take the cup and fill it up, oh a fourth of the way with the cooking oil and dump that into the bowl. Then, take the water, and fill the cup up an eighth of the way, and guess what DUMP THAT IN THE BLOODY BOWL TOO! After that, take the eggs and crack em into the cup, avoid the hard bits though, they'll shred your gums. Dump that in the bowl. Lastly, grab the brownie mix and dump that into the bowl, mix till it looks like mud.

Next, take a bag of chocolate chips (Did I forget to say you'd need one of those too? Yeah those too.) and dump half of it into the mix. Mix till it looks like mud with rocks in it. Now, dump all that onto your chosen cookin pan. Retrieve the bag of chocolate chips once more and dump the rest of them onto the brownies.

Throw all that into the oven (...Not the cup and bowl, plastic ruins it) at oh 350 or so (you pick the unit of measurement x.=.x) and let it sit in there for about 40 minutes.

I'll get back to yah'll when that's done. I don't have a phone or a camera (of my own x.=.x) and Sogo didn't feel like driving on down here at midnight to help with the brownies. So you'll have to settle on text.

[matter11]

needs more weed

[backfire]

I demand sogo goes to your house at midnight to take pictures of your failed brownies!

[DragonEkarus]

They're done now. Other than being molten in the center, they're actually pretty damn good for a change. I expect them to be gone by tomorrow evening at the latest.

[Saxxy]

you gotta do these cooking adventures in the style of Masaokis

How to grill steak without a grill

[DragonEkarus]

you gotta do these cooking adventures in the style of Masaokis

How to grill steak without a grill

...I don't think so... Besides that, I'd have a complete fucking breakdown if I lived in a house that disgusting x.=.x

Though tomorrow I think I'm gonna try making Mac and Cheese with some noodles I found in the cupboard when we moved in to grandpa's and a bag of Craft Singles...

EDIT: Got a picture of the end result.

[backfire]

Actually looks edible. Too edible if you ask me.

Yeah you totally need a web series of this. I'd sponsor it with my bags of theoretical money.

[DragonEkarus]

Actually looks edible. Too edible if you ask me.

Yeah you totally need a web series of this. I'd sponsor it with my bags of theoretical money.

I'd never get health insurance though, I actually eat this shit, or try to

[Sogo]

Actually looks edible. Too edible if you ask me.

Yeah you totally need a web series of this. I'd sponsor it with my bags of theoretical money.

I am willing to co-host with my surplus of sarcasm.