My little sister is having a joke-off in camp

[Dave]

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

oh wait shes not english

errrm.....

A Beatle?
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the convicted :3
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Seriously, it's supposed to be accused - if he were already convicted he'd be in prison garb. Also, aren't you essentially a Scouser or at least on par with?
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FUCK YOU!
god dam southerners, am i wearing a tracksuit?
no

then im not scouse.

[rumsfald]

Speaking of tracksuits, I find English on English antisocial behavioUr to

[Tragic Hero]

Here you go:

A duck walks into a bar and takes a seat at the counter.  Bartender comes up to him and asks "What are you having?"

The duck responds "Got any grapes?"

Bartender replies "No, this is a bar.  We don't have grapes here."

The Duck then says goodbye and leaves the bar. 

The next day the duck comes back in and takes his same seat and asks the bartender for any grapes.  Bartender responds "No I told you we don't have any grapes". 

So the duck leaves once again.

The duck comes in the next day, again goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for some grapes.  The bartender gets angry and says "Listen duck, I told you that we don't have any grapes.  Now if you come in one more time asking for grapes I will nail your bill to the bar!"

So the duck then takes his leave of the bar.  The next day the duck comes into the bar and takes his usual seat.  The bartender asks the Duck "So what will it be this time?"  The Duck then asks the bartender "Do you have any nails?"

Bartender responds "No, I don't have any nails."

So the duck asks "Do you have any grapes?"

[Mission Difficult]

Awesome Tragic. 

[Tragic Hero]

Well thank you good sir.  ;D