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copulatingduck
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#61
09-10-2008, 09:08 PM

(09-10-2008, 03:53 PM)exanimo link Wrote: It falls apart in your mouth in strands.

Don't listen to exanimo, he'll put whatever meat he can get a hold of in his mouth. That makes him a whore, and his opinion is invalid. Invalid like Steve Hawking, wut wut? Bring it skirt-wearer and dog-eater.


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NiceGuy
Fulfills Asi^H^H Korean stereotypes


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#62
09-10-2008, 09:42 PM

(09-10-2008, 03:12 PM)exanimo link Wrote: It's delicious! I'll vouch for him... Despite the fact that agreeing with him has given me more negative Karma than I have received in the past 5 months. That's how good it is and how unadventurous/close-minded you nay-sayers are.


Remind me: Next time I go to Korea to bring you with me.

+1 for that. And hells yeah, I wanna go back to Korea again soon.


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(07-10-2008, 06:52 PM)rumsfald link Wrote:Like our namesake, the number one thing we do is hang around.  Between your legs. Hang around waiting for some action.
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copulatingduck
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#63
09-06-2009, 07:24 AM

you are still a homewrecker


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#64
09-06-2009, 10:15 AM

UH OH
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Sponson
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#65
09-06-2009, 10:54 AM

(09-06-2009, 07:24 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: you are still a homewrecker

Lol your reply is a year late.


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#66
09-06-2009, 04:20 PM

(09-06-2009, 10:54 AM)Sponson link Wrote: [quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=1373.msg111615#msg111615 date=1252239884]
you are still a homewrecker

Lol your reply is a year late.
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Duck has slow internet


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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beep beep diglett
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#67
09-06-2009, 04:22 PM

(09-06-2009, 04:20 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Sponson link=topic=1373.msg111635#msg111635 date=1252252441]
[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=1373.msg111615#msg111615 date=1252239884]
you are still a homewrecker

Lol your reply is a year late.
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Duck has slow internet
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no he just wanted to make sure his response was of the highest quality
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Radio Raheem
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#68
09-06-2009, 04:41 PM

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Honest
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#69
09-06-2009, 04:56 PM

Duck was too busy pooping.


(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here

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#70
09-06-2009, 11:23 PM

(09-06-2009, 04:56 PM)SUPER MACHO MAN link Wrote: Duck was too busy pooping.




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NiceGuy
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#71
09-12-2009, 02:41 PM

Eat moar dog.


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(07-10-2008, 06:52 PM)rumsfald link Wrote:Like our namesake, the number one thing we do is hang around.  Between your legs. Hang around waiting for some action.
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#72
09-12-2009, 02:56 PM

I think the best response to this dog eating shenanigans is through my good friend Jules Winnfield (Samuel Jackson, Pulp Fiction)

    Vincent: Want some bacon?
    Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.
    Vincent: Are you Jewish?
    Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
    Vincent: Why not?
    Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
    Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
    Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
    Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
    Jules: I don't eat dog either.
    Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
    Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
    Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
    Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
    Vincent: [laughing] That's good.


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Geoff: its so good
Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams
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copulatingduck
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#73
09-13-2009, 07:31 AM

(09-12-2009, 02:41 PM)NiceGuy link Wrote: Eat moar dog.

I'm training my beagle to be a ruthless azn killer right now by squinting my eyes really hard and macing him and yelling at him


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09-13-2009, 11:07 AM

(09-13-2009, 07:31 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: I'm training my beagle to be a ruthless azn killer right now by squinting my eyes really hard and macing him and yelling at him

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