The "Fuck my life" thread

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg157122#msg157122 date=1276173986]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg157121#msg157121 date=1276173039]
I iced down the fingers pretty good so they didn't blister (at least yet) I was trying to close the exhaust on the top of my grill to starve the coals of oxygen but forgot about the principles of heat transference and shit like that. This is why you go to school kids to learn that metal is an excellent heat conductor and even if it has a little handle dohickey that sticks out away from the grill and even if its been a couple minutes it's still probably hot as fuck.

Back feels a little better today but at this point I'm convinced I did something serious to it because it has been hurting for almost 2 weeks so I'm calling the doctor after I post this to go back in or something. He told me to take ibuprofen which has done pretty much jack  >

The wrist was something I injured a long time ago and never got around to getting checked out. Although I think I should stop saying that before the insurance tries to deny me for a pre-existing condition or something. That was what I was originally going for but then I hurt my back too  :'(

how much ibuprofen did you take? i am not a med student, so please don't quote me on this, but I believe you have to take over 600mg for anti-inflammatory effects, which may or may not help with your back depending on what you did. if you could get in to see the doc again, that would probably be ideal though. hope you get to feeling better surf, I'll be pulling for you
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i'm pretty sure i was prescribed to take over 600-1200mg when my wisdom tooths were pulled.... that was if I didnt like the percs.... (i liked the percs)

granted they said I cant do this for more than like a week or so, but w/e
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Everybody loves the percs.

[Vandamguy]

Everybody loves the percs.

i would expect you to say something like this.

[Eschatos]

Lost my wallet, can't figure out if one of my brothers stole it or if it's just somewhere I haven't looked.

[Professor Funbucks]

Lost my wallet, can't figure out if one of my brothers stole it or if it's just somewhere I haven't looked.

Solution A: Blame them and yell at them over and over till you find it where you haven't looked.

[A. Crow]

my hamstring is rather sore.  Like in a "well, fuck, I shouldn't have done that" type of way. 

[Vandamguy]

my hamster is rather sore.  Like in a "well, fuck, I shouldn't have done that" type of way. 

first read

[rumsfald]

my hamstring is rather sore.  Like in a "well, I shouldn't have fucked that" type of way. 

first read

[Versus]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg157438#msg157438 date=1276275094]
my hamster is rather sore.  Like in a "well, I shouldn't have fucked that" type of way. 

first read
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[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg157481#msg157481 date=1276282488]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg157438#msg157438 date=1276275094]
my hamster is rather sore.  Like in a "well, I shouldn't have fucked that" type of way. 

first read
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[A. Crow]

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

Ugh...

So my dog has had a hip problem for a while, but it's never really been severe (it bugs him sometimes, but only after he's been sleeping)... and now all of a sudden my mom wants to put him down, but he's like 100% fine to me. She says he's in a lot of pain... yet he's still running up the stairs and doing all sorts of stuff you wouldn't expect a dog in severe pain to do.

And on top of it all, she want to put him down fucking tomorrow.

What the hell... this is like the shittiest thing ever. I mean he's fine, wagging his tail, happy and fucking excited and shit. If he was in severe pain he wouldn't be moving or anything and crying and stuff... goddamn...

[Professor Funbucks]

Ugh...

So my dog has had a hip problem for a while, but it's never really been severe (it bugs him sometimes, but only after he's been sleeping)... and now all of a sudden my mom wants to put him down, but he's like 100% fine to me. She says he's in a lot of pain... yet he's still running up the stairs and doing all sorts of stuff you wouldn't expect a dog in severe pain to do.

And on top of it all, she want to put him down fucking tomorrow.

What the hell... this is like the shittiest thing ever. I mean he's fine, wagging his tail, happy and fucking excited and shit. If he was in severe pain he wouldn't be moving or anything and crying and stuff... goddamn...

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4. You're the Good Things

[Odin]

Ugh...

So my dog has had a hip problem for a while, but it's never really been severe (it bugs him sometimes, but only after he's been sleeping)... and now all of a sudden my mom wants to put him down, but he's like 100% fine to me. She says he's in a lot of pain... yet he's still running up the stairs and doing all sorts of stuff you wouldn't expect a dog in severe pain to do.

And on top of it all, she want to put him down fucking tomorrow.

What the hell... this is like the shittiest thing ever. I mean he's fine, wagging his tail, happy and fucking excited and shit. If he was in severe pain he wouldn't be moving or anything and crying and stuff... goddamn...

Damn how old is he?  Reminds me that my dog might be dying soon :-\

[Versus]

http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/ind...#msg157582

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

He's 10 on Monday :'(

so it's set for 3:30 today

He threw up like 8 times last night

:'(

[KarthXLR]

I feel like crap. It started off as a small cough on Sunday, but now I'm pretty much hacking and wheezing every couple seconds. I think it's just allergies, but DANG, I've been losing sleep due to this stupid cough.

[Professor Funbucks]

fucking hell drinking and then deciding to roll was a bad idea.
drunk me is very dumb,
goddamn the crash is so draining

[rumsfald]

And on top of it all, she want to put him down fucking tomorrow.

That's pretty fucking awful. What type of dog is he?

My black lab is 10 going on 11 - and I've always feared he'd have bad hip problems. I'd be pretty wrecked if (when) he's close to the end.

Here's a pic to lighten the load



He's the one on the left, giving cunny to his favourite female bloodhound. I call this pic Doggie Caligula.

[Odin]

He's 10 on Monday :'(

so it's set for 3:30 today

He threw up like 8 times last night

:'(

Wow that fucking sucks bro, I'm really sorry for you man.

[copulatingduck]

well i wish i had seen this sooner, but if it's not too late, DON'T LEAVE WHEN THEY PUT HIM TO SLEEP, STAY WITH HIM TO THE END