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Vlambo
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07-04-2013, 11:16 AM

The are IPAs fucking everywhere now man. Even here in little ole Sin Jins, like 65% of the beers here are IPAs.

RED ALES PEOPLE. RED ALES ARE THE WAY.
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07-04-2013, 12:12 PM

(07-04-2013, 11:16 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: The are IPAs fucking everywhere now man. Even here in little ole Sin Jins, like 65% of the beers here are IPAs.

RED ALES PEOPLE. RED ALES ARE THE WAY.
Red ales are pretty good.



For those who just can't get enough.
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07-04-2013, 03:39 PM

Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

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07-04-2013, 04:16 PM

(07-04-2013, 03:39 PM)matter11 link Wrote: Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

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07-04-2013, 04:23 PM

(07-04-2013, 04:16 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269025#msg269025 date=1372970391]
Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

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[/quote]

Juniper is nothing like pine. Where's your nose at?
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matter11
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07-04-2013, 07:02 PM

(07-04-2013, 04:23 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=753.msg269026#msg269026 date=1372972576]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269025#msg269025 date=1372970391]
Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

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[/quote]

Juniper is nothing like pine. Where's your nose at?
[/quote]

Update: puked for America

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A. Crow
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07-04-2013, 10:15 PM

Drunk.

Drunk all day long. 

After a little bit the fireworks didn't even bother me, I count that as a win. 

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07-05-2013, 12:34 AM

(07-04-2013, 04:23 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=753.msg269026#msg269026 date=1372972576]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269025#msg269025 date=1372970391]
Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

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[/quote]

Juniper is nothing like pine. Where's your nose at?
[/quote]

Chiming in here;
I've declared the summer of 2013 to be the summer of gin.
But it's not something to be drunk straight..

Side note:
Beer makes me fucking bloated

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07-05-2013, 12:57 AM

(07-04-2013, 07:02 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=753.msg269027#msg269027 date=1372973012]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=753.msg269026#msg269026 date=1372972576]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269025#msg269025 date=1372970391]
Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

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[/quote]

Juniper is nothing like pine. Where's your nose at?
[/quote]

Update: puked for America
[/quote]does it taste like freedom?


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07-05-2013, 05:51 AM

(07-05-2013, 12:57 AM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269032#msg269032 date=1372982551]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=753.msg269027#msg269027 date=1372973012]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=753.msg269026#msg269026 date=1372972576]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269025#msg269025 date=1372970391]
Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
[/quote]

Juniper is nothing like pine. Where's your nose at?
[/quote]

Update: puked for America
[/quote]does it taste like freedom?
[/quote]

I did more damage to my body with alcohol in 12 hours than I have with smoking for months. It'll be a long long while before I get actually drunk again.

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07-05-2013, 07:11 AM

Mixology with Dr.Commish:

Gin: Classic Gin & Tonic

Crushed a wedge of lime in a highball glass
throw in lime shell in glass
add 3-4 ice cubes
1.5oz of high quality gin (my recommendation is Tanqueray)
top of with tonic water (important club soda is for different drinks)
enjoy

Vodka: Mule
Crushed a wedge of lime in a highball glass
throw in lime shell in glass
add 3-4 ice cubes
1.5 oz freezer chilled vodka
top of with ginger ale
enjoy

Geoff: i've never had a sammich like this
Geoff: its so good
Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams
Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES
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07-05-2013, 08:10 AM

(07-05-2013, 05:51 AM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=753.msg269046#msg269046 date=1373003849]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269032#msg269032 date=1372982551]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=753.msg269027#msg269027 date=1372973012]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=753.msg269026#msg269026 date=1372972576]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269025#msg269025 date=1372970391]
Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
[/quote]

Juniper is nothing like pine. Where's your nose at?
[/quote]

Update: puked for America
[/quote]does it taste like freedom?
[/quote]

I did more damage to my body with alcohol in 12 hours than I have with smoking for months. It'll be a long long while before I get actually drunk again.
[/quote]

U-S-A
U-S-A
U-S-A
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07-05-2013, 09:07 AM

(07-04-2013, 10:15 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Drunk.

Drunk all day long. 

After a little bit the fireworks didn't even bother me, I count that as a win. 
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07-05-2013, 11:48 AM

(07-05-2013, 05:51 AM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=753.msg269046#msg269046 date=1373003849]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269032#msg269032 date=1372982551]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=753.msg269027#msg269027 date=1372973012]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=753.msg269026#msg269026 date=1372972576]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg269025#msg269025 date=1372970391]
Oh man I don't drink that often but gin is a beautiful gift to mankind.

It tastes like pinesol

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
[/quote]

Juniper is nothing like pine. Where's your nose at?
[/quote]

Update: puked for America
[/quote]does it taste like freedom?
[/quote]

I did more damage to my body with alcohol in 12 hours than I have with smoking for months. It'll be a long long while before I get actually drunk again.
[/quote]
So... like tomorrow?

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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KarthXLR
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07-06-2013, 12:01 AM

Holy FUCK Prague has good beer. Cheap too, only like $1.30 per glass.



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Chief
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07-06-2013, 02:23 AM

i should know better than to let chicks pour shots down my throat


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07-06-2013, 07:35 AM

(07-06-2013, 02:23 AM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: i should know better than to let chicks pour shots down my throat

This is actually something you want.  Gather up all of said chicks and have them take shots with you, then start making introductions  

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07-06-2013, 08:30 PM

So it's been a while and my alcohol tolerance has gone way down. Was at the beach playing some volleyball and did a few shots of grey goose and I'm actually kinda drunk already.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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zaneyard
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07-13-2013, 12:14 PM

What the fuck are you guys doing this thread was all the way on page two.

The reality of last night just hit me and I realized that I definitely had two girls dancing on me and then I just kinda walked away for who fucking knows why. I think really the only thing that would have made me do that was because I was chasing another girl at the time. I don't even know. I remember both of their names though so maybe I'll see them out again sometime.

tldr I'm a fucking idiot.


And just like that I find both of them on Facebook and holy fuck I'm a retard those girls are gorgeous.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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07-14-2013, 01:40 AM

wheee

(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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