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A. Crow
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07-28-2013, 06:11 PM

So, earlier this week I unpacked my shot glass collection.


I am required to give some backstory here, or else- you, the uninformed reader, will fail to comprehend the gravity of the situation.  When I was young, as my family traveled, I discovered these awesome small glasses with place names on them.  And I did what needed to be done (READ AS: CHORES) to secure sufficient funds to be able to purchase a shot glass from what ever new place I had been.  Anyways, this was packed up in 1998, when I was 13, I'm 28, and I finally emptied the box:
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That's just the stuff that's been in a box for the last decade and a half. 

During this cathartic experience of unpacking my childhood I discovered this beast:
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After some investigation I discovered this is from a ski slope near Lake Tahoe; the last time I was in that neck of the woods, I was 5. 

Young Me new exactly how to prepare for Now Me.


Well fuck me if not insane.  Gods be damned if I didn't do it, and more than once, the first time didn't go as well, here's the second:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEnyneZXZrA
I did this very shortly ago, I don't know why it won't let me embed. 


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07-28-2013, 06:16 PM

Only about 6 3/4 shots... you took it like a champ..


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A. Crow
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07-28-2013, 06:35 PM

Damn.  I didn't bother to the math on how many shots that is.  I've done that twice.  No wonder I'm drunk


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07-28-2013, 06:45 PM

My dad has a shot glass collection as well. Would you be interested in me taking some pictures of them?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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07-28-2013, 07:16 PM

(07-28-2013, 06:35 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Damn.  I didn't bother to the math on how many shots that is.  I've done that twice.  No wonder I'm drunk

That was beastly. And I thought I was a man for taking 6 shots of vodka in the span of 15 seconds.


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07-30-2013, 12:29 AM

(07-28-2013, 07:16 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=753.msg270107#msg270107 date=1375054556]
Damn.  I didn't bother to the math on how many shots that is.  I've done that twice.  No wonder I'm drunk

That was beastly. And I thought I was a man for taking 6 shots of vodka in the span of 15 seconds.
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I was so messed up last night.  I gave myself about two hours between the two times I did that but I still ended up massively plastered.


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07-30-2013, 01:27 AM

all i noticed in that video was that the cake and gun were in sight as well



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07-30-2013, 02:13 AM

i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...



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07-31-2013, 01:56 AM

(07-30-2013, 02:13 AM)at0m link Wrote: i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
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07-31-2013, 06:52 AM

(07-31-2013, 01:56 AM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer



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07-31-2013, 07:02 AM

(07-31-2013, 06:52 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg270198#msg270198 date=1375253795]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer
[/quote]

That's one way to fall asleep. 


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07-31-2013, 07:14 AM

(07-31-2013, 07:02 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270207#msg270207 date=1375271574]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg270198#msg270198 date=1375253795]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer
[/quote]That's one way to fall asleep. 
[/quote]I'll just be over here waiting for Lacey Chabert's career to implode so she'll release a sex video.



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07-31-2013, 03:51 PM

(07-31-2013, 07:02 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270207#msg270207 date=1375271574]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg270198#msg270198 date=1375253795]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer
[/quote]




That's one way to fall asleep.  
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I lol'd


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08-05-2013, 02:41 PM

Got a bottle of this for Otakon

http://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/bal...ld-whisky/


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08-07-2013, 11:56 PM

Bump, bump, bump-adelphia.

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08-11-2013, 04:40 AM

Movie night turned into booze night now I have 2 bottles of rum a bottle of kahlua and some vodka oh jeeez
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08-26-2013, 10:47 PM

(08-11-2013, 04:40 AM)Karth link Wrote: Movie night turned into booze night now I have 2 bottles of rum a bottle of kahlua and some vodka oh jeeez
Looks like a lot of white Russians in your future.
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08-26-2013, 10:47 PM

Also this thread was on the second page, shame on all of you <>Sad>
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08-26-2013, 10:47 PM

Also also, Miley Cyrus twerking has literally been the best thing for my tumblr ever.
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08-26-2013, 10:48 PM

And I'm not really drunk, this quad post is just artistic license.
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