The "Fuck my life" thread

[Vongore]

Today, after talking about Liquid's performance on TF" with some friends, i realized i've been to 6 parties in my whole life, 3 of them were 16 y/o parties, and my prom.

Also, i've only been really drunk 2 times on my life..

It's not like i feel bad because of that, i chose this lifestyle because i don't enjoy going to parties and going drunk, but it make me feel as Social as Mogo.

To counter that, i'll try and get drunk Liquid style on the next FNF (when it's ending, to not ruin and spoil the fun for everyone) to celebrate one of the last times i'll ever be drunk for real.

Yay.

[zaneyard]

i don't get drunk a whole lot either

it doesn't make me feel any good anyway, i just feel like taking a nap

[beep beep diglett]

i have had a incredibly high pitched buzzing sound in my ear for like 3 days and it's giving me a terrible headache. brain tumor?

[Mission Difficult]

i have had a incredibly high pitched buzzing sound in my ear for like 3 days and it's giving me a terrible headache. brain tumor?

Tinnitus. Could be caused by anything from prolonged exposure to loud sounds to some kind of TMJ disorder.

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=diglett link=topic=3709.msg182363#msg182363 date=1289025982]
i have had a incredibly high pitched buzzing sound in my ear for like 3 days and it's giving me a terrible headache. brain tumor?

Tinnitus. Could be caused by anything from prolonged exposure to loud sounds to some kind of TMJ disorder.
[/quote]

i live near an airport +  tf2 at max volume + i use headphones

thanks dude

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg181820#msg181820 date=1288782759]
Luin - These people are called "Crazies" I used to see them at the gas station when I worked there, you just smile, nod, and hope they leave quickly

I stopped really responding to him after awhile but he still just wouldn't leave. He'd gather up his stuff like he was getting ready to go but then he'd just think of something else to say. I was saved by a woman. I think she did it on purpose because she was listening a little while, and then she came up to the counter and asked something, then pushed kind of right in front of him to see the item she was looking for, thankfully in a box right in front of him. He left in a hurry and then the lady and I laughed at him a bit.
[/quote]

The best ways to avoid crazies is nonverbal body language. You can't reach them with words. Best bet is to divert eye contact while maintaining peripheral vision and look busy/engaged/distracted with something. Making and maintaining eye contact encourages the crazies to keep talking. If they call you out on it, say something like "sorry I'm really busy I got to get this XX done."

But, don't let them out of your peripheral vision in case they are a physically aggro type.

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg181822#msg181822 date=1288785591]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg181820#msg181820 date=1288782759]
Luin - These people are called "Crazies" I used to see them at the gas station when I worked there, you just smile, nod, and hope they leave quickly

I stopped really responding to him after awhile but he still just wouldn't leave. He'd gather up his stuff like he was getting ready to go but then he'd just think of something else to say. I was saved by a woman. I think she did it on purpose because she was listening a little while, and then she came up to the counter and asked something, then pushed kind of right in front of him to see the item she was looking for, thankfully in a box right in front of him. He left in a hurry and then the lady and I laughed at him a bit.
[/quote]

The best ways to avoid crazies is nonverbal body language. You can't reach them with words. Best bet is to divert eye contact while maintaining peripheral vision and look busy/engaged/distracted with something. Making and maintaining eye contact encourages the crazies to keep talking. If they call you out on it, say something like "sorry I'm really busy I got to get this XX done."

But, don't let them out of your peripheral vision in case they are a physically aggro type.



[/quote]

It did not work. I was doing everything I could to a> not look at him, b> do other stuff at the cash c>stop talking with him

He could go alllll on his own for hours likely. And the moment I started to talk half the time he just talked over me. "Excuse me, excuse me".

Thank god that lady saved me. She listened for a bit then pushed her way in to look at something on the counter he was blocking. He took his cue.

[Didzo]

So I go to class, come back, and discover that my room had been flooded due to an overflowing toilet.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

[at0m]

DELICIOUS

[Didzo]

DELICIOUS

It's like I have my very own slice of the Everglades now.

Along with a dehumidifier the size of a fridge that sounds like a 747 taking off.

[Luinbariel]

So I go to class, come back, and discover that my room had been flooded due to an overflowing toilet.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Oh god

That reminds me. A long time ago in an apartment far, far away someone plugged up the can. The toilet then promptly broke and some valve wouldn't close so we had like three inches of water in the bathroom until HeK unsutck the valve.

Our neighbour under us knocked on the door as I expected them to... but then I found out they were mentally handicapped for realz and I felt really bad about it.

[Surf314]

[quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3709.msg182822#msg182822 date=1289258951]
DELICIOUS

It's like I have my very own slice of the Everglades now.

Along with a dehumidifier the size of a fridge that sounds like a 747 taking off.
[/quote]

The everglades are probably worse.

[HeK]

Along with a dehumidifier the size of a fridge that sounds like a 747 taking off.

I have to listen to actual 747s take off..... well, 737s.... and A320s....



and F-18s.

[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg182829#msg182829 date=1289260946]
Along with a dehumidifier the size of a fridge that sounds like a 747 taking off.

I have to listen to actual 747s take off..... well, 737s.... and A320s....



and F-18s.
[/quote]

Do you sleep on the runway?

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Overall, pretty shitty end to a not so great day.

Fuck.

[at0m]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg182851#msg182851 date=1289268176]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg182829#msg182829 date=1289260946]
Along with a dehumidifier the size of a fridge that sounds like a 747 taking off.

I have to listen to actual 747s take off..... well, 737s.... and A320s....



and F-18s.
[/quote]

Do you sleep on the runway?

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Overall, pretty shitty end to a not so great day.

Fuck.


[/quote]He works on an airbase >_<

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg182921#msg182921 date=1289287815]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg182851#msg182851 date=1289268176]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg182829#msg182829 date=1289260946]
Along with a dehumidifier the size of a fridge that sounds like a 747 taking off.

I have to listen to actual 747s take off..... well, 737s.... and A320s....



and F-18s.
[/quote]

Do you sleep on the runway?

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Overall, pretty shitty end to a not so great day.

Fuck.


[/quote]He works on an airbase >_<
[/quote]


So sometimes... yes.

[Surf314]

Tried tackling the ambox problem again for my wiki. Found out the problem was probably the fact I needed mediawiki's css. Did all that, now other shit is working properly but still no pretty boxes around my amboxes. No boxes at all even! I've given up for the month.

[at0m]

Tried tackling the ambox problem again for my wiki. Found out the problem was probably the fact I needed mediawiki's css. Did all that, now other shit is working properly but still no pretty boxes around my amboxes. No boxes at all even! I've given up for the month.

what wiki?

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg183056#msg183056 date=1289350647]
Tried tackling the ambox problem again for my wiki. Found out the problem was probably the fact I needed mediawiki's css. Did all that, now other shit is working properly but still no pretty boxes around my amboxes. No boxes at all even! I've given up for the month.

what wiki?
[/quote]

The one I have for all my law school shit. I found the problem though.

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

my fucking usb adapter for my desktop stopped wworkign

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

no internet cept for my laptop with  47% battery left ;_;

hopefully re sodering ther usb works tomorror when i find a soberind iron at my old house @_@