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Odin
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06-12-2010, 07:34 PM

OH MY GOD THESE SNACKS ARE SO DELICIOUS METAL GEAAAARRRR


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Versus
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06-12-2010, 08:31 PM

wow nice



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Totla
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06-12-2010, 10:55 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/30593810.html

;_;


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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06-12-2010, 11:17 PM

(06-12-2010, 10:55 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/30593810.html

;_;



wow





that sucks :'(


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06-12-2010, 11:21 PM

(06-12-2010, 10:55 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/30593810.html

;_;

What a pussy ass.

Fuck Bitches, Get money

Disregard females, acquire currency






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copulatingduck
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06-12-2010, 11:39 PM

dude wtf that teary eyes in my previous post didnt work, FIRST ROLLY EYES NOW TEARY EYES?

THEY CAME FIRST FOR THE ROLLY EYES,
AND I DIDN'T SPEAK UP BECAUSE I WASN'T ROLLY EYED
THEN THEY CAME FOR THE TEARY EYES,
AND I DIDN'T SPEAK UP BECAUSE I WASN'T TEARY EYED
THEN THEY CAME FOR ME,
AND BY THAT TIME NO ONE WAS LEFT TO SPEAK UP


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06-12-2010, 11:42 PM

(06-12-2010, 11:21 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg157731#msg157731 date=1276401345]
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/30593810.html

;_;

What a pussy ass.

Fuck Bitches, Get money

Disregard females, acquire currency
[/quote]

thank god i wasn't the only one thinking this
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06-13-2010, 12:05 AM

(06-12-2010, 11:39 PM)Duck link Wrote: dude wtf that teary eyes in my previous post didnt work, FIRST ROLLY EYES NOW TEARY EYES?

THEY CAME FIRST FOR THE ROLLY EYES,
AND I DIDN'T SPEAK UP BECAUSE I WASN'T ROLLY EYED
THEN THEY CAME FOR THE TEARY EYES,
AND I DIDN'T SPEAK UP BECAUSE I WASN'T TEARY EYED
THEN THEY CAME FOR ME,
AND BY THAT TIME NO ONE WAS LEFT TO SPEAK UP

that quote owns



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06-13-2010, 12:15 AM

similar lyrics from a song by anti-flag


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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06-13-2010, 12:21 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came...

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/antiflag/emigre.html


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06-13-2010, 12:47 AM

walked across my yard in the dark trying to get better reception.

I kept thinking to myself "don't step in dog shit" over and over, but instead fell into hole which consequently spilt my beer and twisted my ankle bad enough that i'm now hobbling around the house with 16 year old crutches.

I'll let you decide which is the bigger tragedy.
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06-13-2010, 01:04 AM

(06-12-2010, 10:55 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/30593810.html

;_;

Pretty fucking amazing.

I'm not sure what to think of this.

So awesome and yet so sad at the same time.

He needs to move on, and put those skills and currency acquired to make more currency and acquire disregard some world class bitches.



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06-13-2010, 01:10 AM

ouch ianki Sad



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copulatingduck
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06-13-2010, 01:32 AM

carlos is the man, he reminds me of jmaster's bad puns

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06-13-2010, 01:37 AM

(06-13-2010, 01:32 AM)Duck link Wrote: carlos is the man, he reminds me of jmaster's bad puns

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The Magic School Bus was awesome, my favorite show when I was a kid.
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06-13-2010, 03:40 AM

(06-13-2010, 01:37 AM)Karth del Top Hat link Wrote: The Magic School Bus was awesome, my favorite show when I was a kid.


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06-13-2010, 04:07 AM

regarding smilies, would it not be possible to host the img somewhere and just make the smilies insert a img macro link? not a permanent solution but i miss rollieyes

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seems to work fine
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06-13-2010, 08:02 AM

(06-13-2010, 03:40 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Karth del Top Hat link=topic=2632.msg157788#msg157788 date=1276411069]
The Magic School Bus was awesome, my favorite show when I was a kid.
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06-13-2010, 11:09 AM

(06-12-2010, 10:55 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/30593810.html

;_;

What a stupid fucking creep.  What the hell would you think would happen (For some reason, I'm directing this at the author, as if he'd ever read it)?  I can't believe you guys are giving this guy sympathy for being such a fuck head.  She said not to follow, but he still followed.  Berlin didn't work, so he took a random, unsuccessful stab at Tokyo too (the fucking stalker).  Just creeping around Tokyo train stations in the morning and at night.  The guy says that he fell in love with Japan and it's culture, not to mention the friends, job, home, and FIANCE he also aquired there.  Then boom, he throws all of that away because of some serious flaw in his character that drives him to do such things like try and get into some grad ceremony that he's not supposed to be at (probably with a knife and a lock of her hair grasped in his cummy mit). 

He goes on to say, "I don't know if I searched for you for no reason, but then again, my searches have always been fruitless".  Hey guy, take a hint.  Most well adjusted people would have already done so 9 YEARS AGO.  He goes on to say, "Your cousin told me what your brother couldn't bring himself to tell me [that she was getting married]".  No, her brother couldn't bring himself to tell him because of the SAFETY CONCERN of telling a guy that's been stalking his sister for 14 years AROUND THE WORLD that she has 0 interest in seeing him.

I love how he ends it with "Fuck you".  He's so diluted.  Ya, fuck her.  What a bitch.  Goes off to get married.  Just like this douche did while in Tokyo, before ditching his fiance for a relationship that hadn't existed since 1990.  Fuck her for TELLING YOU NOT TO FOLLOW, but deciding to ignore that anyways.  Totally her fault that you ruined your own life 9 times over.

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06-13-2010, 11:21 AM

I don't have to agree with him to feel sorry for him :|


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