The "Fuck my life" thread

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3709.msg186677#msg186677 date=1291852357]
[quote author=shadowcast link=topic=3709.msg186483#msg186483 date=1291746906]
1) Room mate moves out.
2) He transfers his power account to new place.
3) I set up new power account for my place.
4) They come by and disconnect him to transfer him over.
5) They come by and reconnect me under my new account.

Guess which of the above did not happen when it was supposed to yesterday?  >

Answer is: 6) dongs
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house md
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[loldollas]

god i hate dealing with an ex boyfriend who still have feelings for my girlfriend.
:/

[Vandamguy]

god i hate dealing with an ex boyfriend who still have feelings for my girlfriend.
:/

tell your ex boyfriend to pick to a sexuality and stick to it.

also: fix your username and come back already Funbucks , we miss you <3

[Surf314]

[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg186797#msg186797 date=1291904472]
god i hate dealing with an ex boyfriend who still have feelings for my girlfriend.
:/

tell your ex boyfriend to pick to a sexuality and stick to it.

also: fix your username and come back already Funbucks , we miss you <3
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This is what I was thinking when I read it too.

[at0m]

[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3709.msg186804#msg186804 date=1291908704]
[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg186797#msg186797 date=1291904472]
god i hate dealing with an ex boyfriend who still have feelings for my girlfriend.
:/

tell your ex boyfriend to pick to a sexuality and stick to it.
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This is what I was thinking when I read it too.
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[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg186809#msg186809 date=1291909406]
[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3709.msg186804#msg186804 date=1291908704]
[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg186797#msg186797 date=1291904472]
god i hate dealing with an ex boyfriend who still have feelings for my girlfriend.
:/

tell your ex boyfriend to pick to a sexuality and stick to it.
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This is what I was thinking when I read it too.
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You kissed a boy and liked it?

[loldollas]

no, her ex bf is being ridiculous, the second we started dating, hes been texting her constantly being like "why didnt you tell me" etc
he's also been talking to me on fbook all the time prying into our relationship really really annoyingly...

[zaneyard]

no, her ex bf is being ridiculous, the second we started dating, hes been texting her constantly being like "why didnt you tell me" etc
he's also been talking to me on fbook all the time prying into our relationship really really annoyingly...

delete facebook and hit the gym

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg186830#msg186830 date=1291921574]
no, her ex bf is being ridiculous, the second we started dating, hes been texting her constantly being like "why didnt you tell me" etc
he's also been talking to me on fbook all the time prying into our relationship really really annoyingly...

delete facebook and hit the gym
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You forgot Lawyer Up

[loldollas]

[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg186830#msg186830 date=1291921574]
no, her ex bf is being ridiculous, the second we started dating, hes been texting her constantly being like "why didnt you tell me" etc
he's also been talking to me on fbook all the time prying into our relationship really really annoyingly...

delete facebook and hit the gym
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A) the only gym around here is women only
B) mad sit ups and pushups errday
C) He's really not that big of a threat, im just kinda steamed cause im having a stressful day at work today. She doesnt like him and thinks he's ridic immature, which he is.

[copulatingduck]

situps and pushups alone wont do anything for you. if there's really not a gym nearby (i doubt it, thats just one of the extremely common excuses people make to shortchange themselves) look into convict conditioning, it's a pretty reasonable program for people with no access to a gym

[loldollas]

situps and pushups alone wont do anything for you. if there's really not a gym nearby (i doubt it, thats just one of the extremely common excuses people make to shortchange themselves) look into convict conditioning, it's a pretty reasonable program for people with no access to a gym

No joke, the 5 gyms around my area, within walking distance and a decent bus ride (under 30 mins) are all women only.
discriminationnnnn

[copulatingduck]

wow, where the heck do you live? get out of poonville.





wait, scratch that. that's probably bad advice.

[loldollas]

wow, where the heck do you live? get out of poonville.





wait, scratch that. that's probably bad advice.

lol
well, i live near one of the colleges so maybe thats why? idk....anyways, ill look up this convict conditioning bit
but for the whole ex BF thing, I won't fret on the what ifs, and just focus on having a good time with her She's pretty awesome

[Surf314]

Had coffee the night before a big final. Now I'm anxious and feel gross.

[3clipse]

"Lets just stay friends..."

[Turtle]

"Lets just stay friends..."

[move][shadow=red,left]WHAT THE FUCK[/shadow][/move]

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

"Lets just stay friends..."

Owned.

[Vlambo]

"Lets just stay friends..."

[Didzo]

"Lets just stay friends..."

At least you got some before being friend zoned.