The "Fuck my life" thread

[Totla]

[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188095#msg188095 date=1292558422]
I just took the worst shit of my entire life.

Literal shit or "Anvil fell on my dad's crotch and he wouldn't stop shouting for no reason all day"
[/quote]Literal shit. It felt like my intestines were going to explode out of me and like my ass was on fire.
Any figurative shit i'm totally desensitized to and doesn't phase me.

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg188101#msg188101 date=1292560886]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188095#msg188095 date=1292558422]
I just took the worst shit of my entire life.

Literal shit or "Anvil fell on my dad's crotch and he wouldn't stop shouting for no reason all day"
[/quote]Literal shit. It felt like my intestines were going to explode out of me and like my ass was on fire.
Any figurative shit i'm totally desensitized to and doesn't phase me.
[/quote]

Oh god if I'm on vent sometime I have to tell you about my horrible related story.

[at0m]

[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188103#msg188103 date=1292562251]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg188101#msg188101 date=1292560886]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188095#msg188095 date=1292558422]
I just took the worst shit of my entire life.

Literal shit or "Anvil fell on my dad's crotch and he wouldn't stop shouting for no reason all day"
[/quote]Literal shit. It felt like my intestines were going to explode out of me and like my ass was on fire.
Any figurative shit i'm totally desensitized to and doesn't phase me.
[/quote]

Oh god if I'm on vent sometime I have to tell you about my horrible related story.
[/quote]Yoou're related to his worst shit of his life? o_0

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg188141#msg188141 date=1292595612]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188103#msg188103 date=1292562251]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg188101#msg188101 date=1292560886]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188095#msg188095 date=1292558422]
I just took the worst shit of my entire life.

Literal shit or "Anvil fell on my dad's crotch and he wouldn't stop shouting for no reason all day"
[/quote]Literal shit. It felt like my intestines were going to explode out of me and like my ass was on fire.
Any figurative shit i'm totally desensitized to and doesn't phase me.
[/quote]

Oh god if I'm on vent sometime I have to tell you about my horrible related story.
[/quote]Yoou're related to his worst shit of his life? o_0
[/quote]


Lolno.


But I was going to tell him a horrible poop story of my own, since we were all teasing him about it in Mumble awhile back.

[Stein]

[quote author=Kirby, the Ghost of Kritzmas Past link=topic=3709.msg187738#msg187738 date=1292339214]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg187630#msg187630 date=1292288777]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg187540#msg187540 date=1292258664]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg187214#msg187214 date=1292108526]

Came home from 4 days in NY, no fucking snow in my town in Maine.

WTFFFFF

Last night it never dropped below 50. (10C for you Canadians)


Tell them how it's been raining for almost 2 days straight.

In Maine.

In December.

DOES THIS SMELL LIKE LAST WINTER TO YOU?

[/quote]
FUCK LAST WINTER
I WAN' SNOW!
[/quote]



Hey bro, just wanted to let you know it's still raining in December in Maine
[/quote]
Soooo, possible snow tomorrow? Possible snow on Sunday?
Not sure where to look for expected amount of snow, but weather.com says something like 30% or 50% for both days.
[/quote]

We were supposed to get over a foot of snow this Monday and Tuesday as our first snowstorm, but it seems that has turned into simply light snow.

"if that"
fucking no snow in november or december in Maine.  WTF

[Totla]

[quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3709.msg188142#msg188142 date=1292596097]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg188141#msg188141 date=1292595612]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188103#msg188103 date=1292562251]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg188101#msg188101 date=1292560886]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg188095#msg188095 date=1292558422]
I just took the worst shit of my entire life.

Literal shit or "Anvil fell on my dad's crotch and he wouldn't stop shouting for no reason all day"
[/quote]Literal shit. It felt like my intestines were going to explode out of me and like my ass was on fire.
Any figurative shit i'm totally desensitized to and doesn't phase me.
[/quote]

Oh god if I'm on vent sometime I have to tell you about my horrible related story.
[/quote]Yoou're related to his worst shit of his life? o_0
[/quote]


Lolno.


But I was going to tell him a horrible poop story of my own, since we were all teasing him about it in Mumble awhile back.
[/quote]I can't wait.

[Greatbacon]

Fucking food poisoning...

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

I got a sore throat.

[Trace]

Stranger's Wrath is unplayable for me at the moment  :'(

[Stein]

Fucking could-have-been-a-snow-day isn't a snow day.

day = ruined

[Kirby]

Fucking could-have-been-a-snow-day isn't a snow day.

day = ruined

Hell, even Deering has school today. It's a-fricking-mazing.

[Versus]

Stranger's Wrath is unplayable for me at the moment  :'(

it's unplayable for everyone because it is the worst console port ever

[K2]

[quote author=Trace link=topic=3709.msg188777#msg188777 date=1292924993]
Stranger's Wrath is unplayable for me at the moment  :'(

it's unplayable for everyone because it is the worst console port ever
[/quote]

Yeah, I was really interested in getting it until I heard about all the issues people were having.

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg188819#msg188819 date=1292956652]
[quote author=Trace link=topic=3709.msg188777#msg188777 date=1292924993]
Stranger's Wrath is unplayable for me at the moment  :'(

it's unplayable for everyone because it is the worst console port ever
[/quote]

Yeah, I was really interested in getting it until I heard about all the issues people were having.
[/quote]

Plays fine for me.

[Versus]

amazing port

[at0m]

get a gamepad

[KarthXLR]

I puked and am in pain.

[KarthXLR]

Puked again. Stomach hurts, mouth tastes awful, and I'm freaking cold.

[HeK]

Puked again. Stomach hurts, mouth tastes awful, and I'm freaking cold.

You are sick. This happens.

Drink lots of water and lay in bed with a bucket near-by.

[at0m]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg188891#msg188891 date=1292999099]
Puked again. Stomach hurts, mouth tastes awful, and I'm freaking cold.

You are sick. This happens.

Drink lots of water and lay in bed with a bucket near-by.
[/quote]Tylenol also helps keep the fever under control (thats whats making you feel cold). It's your body trying to overheat and therefore kill off whatever's making you sick.