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Totla
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01-11-2011, 09:22 PM

(01-11-2011, 04:44 PM)shadowcast link Wrote: [quote author=shadowcast link=topic=3709.msg191620#msg191620 date=1294695961]
Thursday: Asshole runs a red light, t-bones my car at around 40MPH, injures my girlfriend then flees the scene. (Fucker went to jail, yay!)
Friday Night: Come down with the worst case of strep throat ever.

Awesome start to 2011.

Update:  Car is totaled and I got about 1k-1.5k less than I was expecting for it.  >Sad
[/quote]Lawyer up?

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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Live-Free-Or-Pie
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01-11-2011, 09:30 PM

(01-11-2011, 09:22 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=shadowcast link=topic=3709.msg191815#msg191815 date=1294782259]
[quote author=shadowcast link=topic=3709.msg191620#msg191620 date=1294695961]
Thursday: Asshole runs a red light, t-bones my car at around 40MPH, injures my girlfriend then flees the scene. (Fucker went to jail, yay!)
Friday Night: Come down with the worst case of strep throat ever.

Awesome start to 2011.

Update:  Car is totaled and I got about 1k-1.5k less than I was expecting for it.  >Sad
[/quote]Lawyer up?
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[Image: Feature_RockyHorror2-med.jpg]

What an asshole might poor car skills might look like (bear any resemblance?)
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Totla
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01-12-2011, 04:22 AM

I should really stop putting off projects until the night/morning before they're due.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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loldollas
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01-12-2011, 07:41 AM

(01-12-2011, 04:22 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: I should really stop putting off projects until the night/morning before they're due.
Stop now or you'll keep putting that off too!

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Versus
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01-12-2011, 08:17 AM

god damn i can't fall asleep at all.


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01-12-2011, 10:17 AM

(01-11-2011, 04:44 PM)shadowcast link Wrote: [quote author=shadowcast link=topic=3709.msg191620#msg191620 date=1294695961]
Thursday: Asshole runs a red light, t-bones my car at around 40MPH, injures my girlfriend then flees the scene. (Fucker went to jail, yay!)
Friday Night: Come down with the worst case of strep throat ever.

Awesome start to 2011.

Update:  Car is totaled and I got about 1k-1.5k less than I was expecting for it.  >Sad
[/quote]

Seems I'm not the only one with a totaled car of late. Buying a replacement is beginning to become pain in the ass. I also haven't received my insurance money yet, four weeks later.
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01-12-2011, 03:41 PM

(01-12-2011, 08:17 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: god damn i can't fall asleep at all.

exercise
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01-12-2011, 09:48 PM

(01-12-2011, 03:41 PM)diglett link Wrote: [quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg191885#msg191885 date=1294838275]
god damn i can't fall asleep at all.

exercise
[/quote]

Meditate.

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Stein
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01-12-2011, 09:51 PM

Shoveling snow makes me exhausted, and then I lay in bed and can't fall asleep because my god damn mind wanders for hours.

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Wrath Of Sandvich
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01-12-2011, 10:17 PM

Vomiting. Need I say anymore?

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MasterGH
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01-12-2011, 11:15 PM

(01-12-2011, 10:17 PM)Tsuruya link Wrote: Vomiting. Need I say anymore?
Same here Sad

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KarthXLR
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01-12-2011, 11:27 PM

(01-12-2011, 11:15 PM)MasterGH link Wrote: [quote author=Tsuruya link=topic=3709.msg191978#msg191978 date=1294888633]
Vomiting. Need I say anymore?
Same here Sad
[/quote]

HAHAHA SUCKERS. I ALREADY VOMITED 2 WEEKS AGO



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01-12-2011, 11:52 PM

(01-12-2011, 11:27 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=MasterGH link=topic=3709.msg191990#msg191990 date=1294892116]
[quote author=Tsuruya link=topic=3709.msg191978#msg191978 date=1294888633]
Vomiting. Need I say anymore?
Same here Sad
[/quote]

HAHAHA SUCKERS. I ALREADY VOMITED 2 WEEKS AGO
[/quote]hi5
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01-13-2011, 12:39 AM

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg191971#msg191971 date=1294886896]
[quote author=diglett link=topic=3709.msg191933#msg191933 date=1294864869]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg191885#msg191885 date=1294838275]
god damn i can't fall asleep at all.

exercise
[/quote]

Meditate.
[/quote]
masturbate

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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01-13-2011, 06:17 AM

karth vomited before it was cool


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[SiN] Merc
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01-13-2011, 11:23 AM

(01-13-2011, 06:17 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: karth vomited before it was cool

He's the OG of sick people.

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Squishy3
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01-13-2011, 04:58 PM

vomiting reminds me of when my parents called me out on me saying I'm sick and drove me to school anyway, only for them to find out I was actually sick when I vomited either in the school parking lot or in class 15 minutes later

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01-14-2011, 09:20 PM

(01-13-2011, 04:58 PM)Squishy link Wrote: vomiting reminds me of when my parents called me out (for being a furry) saying I'm sick and drove me to school anyway, only for them to find out I was actually sick when I (deposited a hairball) in the school parking lot.

Fixed. For old-tymes sake.

Edit: that sucks shadow. I hope your GF of the week is OK.
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01-14-2011, 09:58 PM

(01-14-2011, 09:20 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy link=topic=3709.msg192062#msg192062 date=1294955882]
vomiting reminds me of when my parents called me out (for being a furry) saying I'm sick and drove me to school anyway, only for them to find out I was actually sick when I (deposited a hairball) in the school parking lot.

Fixed. For old-tymes sake.

Edit: that sucks shadow. I hope your GF of the week is OK.
[/quote]I thought you were fyre for a second because of the black and white av.

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Totla
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01-15-2011, 11:45 PM

I broke a $35,000 piece of equipment.
I sort of feel like shit.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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