The "Fuck my life" thread

[Geoff]

MAXXED IT OUT

PUSHING THE LIMIT

WENT TOO FAR

BROKE THE MACHINE

[Totla]

MAXXED IT OUT

PUSHING THE LIMIT

WENT TOO FAR

BROKE THE MACHINE

More like

BE RETARDED

FLIP A BOAT

WHAT THE FUCK

HOLE IN THE SIDE

[KarthXLR]

My bottom gums hurt like hell. My fault for not flossing for a few weeks, but this really hurts.

[Kor]

My bottom gums hurt like hell. My fault for not flossing for a few weeks, but this really hurts.

I fucking hate flossing... although dental floss piks really help in that department. Never tried those WaterPiks though...

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg192404#msg192404 date=1295191333]
My bottom gums hurt like hell. My fault for not flossing for a few weeks, but this really hurts.

I fucking hate flossing... although dental floss piks really help in that department. Never tried those WaterPiks though...
[/quote]
I can't use those piks. I have a permanent retainer behind my bottom set of teeth, so I have to use threaders.

[Surf314]

I really hate Sunday liquor laws. It would make sense if it were bars and shit that had to be closed during church times (well a little bit of sense) but I keep getting screwed by them at grocery stores. Wanted to buy my friend some nice brews for his B-day, have to wait until 1. Last time we were trying to make a guiness roast and the grocery store was like sorry no roast for you today (takes like 8 hours).

Maybe if I get them right at 1 I can get them cold enough that he can pop one open tonight if he wants.

[Hobospartan]

I really hate Sunday liquor laws. It would make sense if it were bars and shit that had to be closed during church times (well a little bit of sense) but I keep getting screwed by them at grocery stores. Wanted to buy my friend some nice brews for his B-day, have to wait until 1. Last time we were trying to make a guiness roast and the grocery store was like sorry no roast for you today (takes like 8 hours).

Maybe if I get them right at 1 I can get them cold enough that he can pop one open tonight if he wants.

Dude, alcohol laws in the US in general are really fucking retarded.

[HeK]

Never tried those WaterPiks though...

They are an expensive way of flooding you bathroom counter and making a mess of the mirror.
Might as well press your face into the shower head, at least it won't be as messy.

I've actually had a waterpik, and I've done the shower thing, the later is preferred.

[Mission Difficult]

[quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg192405#msg192405 date=1295191499]
Never tried those WaterPiks though...

They are an expensive way of flooding you bathroom counter and making a mess of the mirror.
Might as well press your face into the shower head, at least it won't be as messy.

I've actually had a waterpik, and I've done the shower thing, the later is preferred.
[/quote]

What the hell were you doing with it? I have one and have never had any kind of issues with it aside from it not being as effective as actual floss.

[Versus]

waterpiks are pretty good

[Surf314]

A waterpik might be good for me since it's damned near impossible for me to floss with my jaw issues.

[Squishy3]

A waterpik might be good for me since it's damned near impossible for me to floss with my jaw issues.

I asked my dentist about it for me, and he says its good but its nowhere near the quality of actual flossing. I have issues with flossing too, and what I do is I just use one of the metal picks they use from the dentist office to get off excess plaque from on and in between my teeth.

[Surf314]

I think I just overdid it on eating and now I feel sick.

[Vandamguy]

I'm late to the puking bandwagon,
I did manage to purge myself from both ends 4 times in 6 hours last night.

[Stein]

I have a new medicine that "strongly suggests" that I take it on an empty stomach, and every 3rd period physics class I've had I've been terribly nauseous and can't focus.

[KarthXLR]

Car Battery was dead this morning


Also I'm going to have to replace a car battery in a Lumina.

[at0m]

Car Battery was dead this morning


Also I'm going to have to replace a car battery in a Lumina.

Welcome to the world of car ownership. Your cost today will be $50-100 and about an hour of elbow grease.

[HeK]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg192716#msg192716 date=1295386749]
Car Battery was dead this morning


Also I'm going to have to replace a car battery in a Lumina.

Welcome to the world of car ownership. Your cost today will be $50-100 and about an hour of elbow grease.
[/quote]

Just wait until something expensive goes....

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3709.msg192724#msg192724 date=1295388517]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg192716#msg192716 date=1295386749]
Car Battery was dead this morning


Also I'm going to have to replace a car battery in a Lumina.

Welcome to the world of car ownership. Your cost today will be $50-100 and about an hour of elbow grease.
[/quote]

Just wait until something expensive goes....
[/quote]


TRANSMISSION  ;D

[HeK]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg192732#msg192732 date=1295391600]
Just wait until something expensive goes....

TRANSMISSION  ;D
[/quote]

At least he doesn't have a $5000 transmission......