BRB'U Fight Club! Round 1

[rumsfald]

Voted Mike. Why? Here's proof. He would take Godot in or out of the classroom. Listen to this while reading along.

[tt]
Mike Tyson: My objective of fighting is to be the ultimate professional -- and my -- and the objective of being a professional -- regardless of whatever happens in my life in general -- my job -- the job has to be done. Regardless of whatever happens. My mother dies, somebody I love dies, the job has to be done, and that's the sign of being a professional.

Reporters mumble in amazement.

Iron Mike: I can't hear this guy. I can't hear you, don't fucking yell at me.

Reporters mumble some more, now scared

Iron Mike: Well, like I said before, ever since I was 12 years old, I was groomed not only just to be physical, you know what I mean -- to be very intellectual and handle the pressures that come with boxing. You know what I mean? Like the groupies, like the people that -- like the reporters. You know what I mean? I am not saying all of you -- because a lot of reporters are my friends -- but a lot of you are assholes.[/tt]

If the Judge is such a pussy to Von Karma's whip, you know he would wimper and cower for his life when faced with this.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

FUCK YEAH IRON MIKE

[sarcasticsteve]

What do we do if their is a tie..?

[Badgerman of DOOM]

A rep for Godot has to beat Iron Mike in the original Punch Out.

[Vongore]

A rep for Godot has to beat Iron Mike in the original Punch Out.

i have the game right here ;D i can do it

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

I'm naively hoping the tie will solve itself by the time I put up the next one. Tell your friends to vote!

Also Rummy, I see your funny interview and raise you a whole compilation of them (especially 4:12):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFW834Mrcc#lq-lq2-hq

[KarthXLR]

Godot would blind Tyson with Coffee and then continue to beat him with metaphors.

[Benito Mussolini]

Tyson probably smells better before the fight.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

And we have a winner! New fight coming up in a bit.

[fyre]

That was a close one.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

That was a close one.

Yeah, I anticipate the next one to be a bit of a steamroll though

[yangpaw]

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[yangpaw]

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