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#21
06-28-2009, 12:17 PM

(06-28-2009, 10:37 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Sponson link=topic=3163.msg93055#msg93055 date=1246163553]
If the bird naturally flies away when you get near, remember than any daytime animal will follow the light, so give it a lighted path as said before to the exit, and then chase it around, have a blanket nearby, if the bird smashes into anything head first, its usually fine, but it will be dazed for a second or two. Throw the blanket on and try not to crush it, their bones are delicate and feathers even more-so, though either way it has a shit ton of preening to do.
AKA almost verbatim the advice from the link in the second post >_<
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An addendum to this, is you have a small bowl and some seed, you might want to try using that as a lure. It tends to work with doves, and it'll probably work with jays as well.


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#22
06-28-2009, 12:19 PM

(06-28-2009, 02:10 AM)Neonie link Wrote: [quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=3163.msg93060#msg93060 date=1246166126]
This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.
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because the first thing you want to do while paniking in some random place with no apparent exit is eat.


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#23
06-28-2009, 06:57 PM

(06-28-2009, 11:08 AM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: Have you tried deleting .systembirdy2?

*BA-DUM TISH*

I'll be here all week.
KARTH! UNINSTALL BIRDY HAS ALREADY BEEN CALLED, NO REMAKING JOKES!



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#24
06-28-2009, 08:13 PM

(06-28-2009, 06:57 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=3163.msg93106#msg93106 date=1246205316]
Have you tried deleting .systembirdy2?

*BA-DUM TISH*

I'll be here all week.
KARTH! UNINSTALL BIRDY HAS ALREADY BEEN CALLED, NO REMAKING JOKES!
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You realize this is different entirely, right? Oh wait, no, you don't.
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#25
06-28-2009, 08:49 PM

(06-28-2009, 08:13 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3163.msg93206#msg93206 date=1246233467]
[quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=3163.msg93106#msg93106 date=1246205316]
Have you tried deleting .systembirdy2?

*BA-DUM TISH*

I'll be here all week.
KARTH! UNINSTALL BIRDY HAS ALREADY BEEN CALLED, NO REMAKING JOKES!
[/quote]
You realize this is different entirely, right? Oh wait, no, you don't.
[/quote]
yea, he didn't get it. Stupid kids.


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#26
06-28-2009, 09:44 PM

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#27
06-29-2009, 04:38 PM

I am sad to confess that I am beginning to understand why some think it is ok to hit their children.
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#28
06-29-2009, 04:48 PM

(06-29-2009, 04:38 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: I am sad to confess that I am beginning to understand why some think it is ok to hit their children.

It isn't?




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#29
06-29-2009, 04:57 PM

Have you heard?


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#30
06-29-2009, 05:06 PM

(06-29-2009, 04:57 PM)KorJax link Wrote: Have you heard?
I was wondering when someone would start the thread going in this direction.



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#31
06-29-2009, 06:41 PM

THE BIRDS GONE GET OUT OF HERE >Sad GET OUT BEFORE THIS THREAD IS TURNED AGAINST ME >Sad >Sad >Sad



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#32
06-29-2009, 06:44 PM

This thread was against you before you posted it face.
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#33
06-29-2009, 06:49 PM

(06-29-2009, 06:44 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: This thread was against you before you posted it face.
WHAT?!
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#34
06-30-2009, 02:25 AM

(06-29-2009, 04:57 PM)KorJax link Wrote: Have you heard?
Oh you havnt heard? I SAID A EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD!


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+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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#35
06-30-2009, 03:59 PM

(06-30-2009, 02:25 AM)Shota 3clipse link Wrote: [quote author=KorJax link=topic=3163.msg93438#msg93438 date=1246312640]
Have you heard?
Oh you havnt heard? I SAID A EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD!
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Why Billy Mayes, why couldnt one of these guys have died...



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#36
06-30-2009, 04:08 PM

(06-30-2009, 03:59 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3163.msg93603#msg93603 date=1246346725]
[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3163.msg93438#msg93438 date=1246312640]
Have you heard?
Oh you havnt heard? I SAID A EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD!
[/quote]
[Image: TrashmenBestOf.jpg]
Why Billy Mayes, why couldnt one of these guys have died...
[/quote]

I should probably yell at you, but I'm busy so yell at yourself.


(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here

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#37
06-30-2009, 08:17 PM

(06-30-2009, 04:08 PM)Honest link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3163.msg93737#msg93737 date=1246395583]
[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3163.msg93603#msg93603 date=1246346725]
[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3163.msg93438#msg93438 date=1246312640]
Have you heard?
Oh you havnt heard? I SAID A EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD!
[/quote]
[Image: TrashmenBestOf.jpg]
Why Billy Mayes, why couldnt one of these guys have died...
[/quote]

I should probably yell at you, but I'm busy so yell at yourself.
[/quote]
You never cease to amaze us face.


KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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#38
06-30-2009, 09:58 PM

(06-30-2009, 08:17 PM)Shota 3clipse link Wrote: [quote author=Honest link=topic=3163.msg93740#msg93740 date=1246396122]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3163.msg93737#msg93737 date=1246395583]
[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3163.msg93603#msg93603 date=1246346725]
[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3163.msg93438#msg93438 date=1246312640]
Have you heard?
Oh you havnt heard? I SAID A EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD!
[/quote]
[Image: TrashmenBestOf.jpg]
Why Billy Mayes, why couldnt one of these guys have died...
[/quote]

I should probably yell at you, but I'm busy so yell at yourself.
[/quote]
You never cease to amaze us face.
[/quote]
Is that a joke or are you serious?



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#39
06-30-2009, 10:31 PM

(06-30-2009, 09:58 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3163.msg93818#msg93818 date=1246411032]
[quote author=Honest link=topic=3163.msg93740#msg93740 date=1246396122]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3163.msg93737#msg93737 date=1246395583]
[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3163.msg93603#msg93603 date=1246346725]
[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3163.msg93438#msg93438 date=1246312640]
Have you heard?
Oh you havnt heard? I SAID A EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD!
[/quote]
[Image: TrashmenBestOf.jpg]
Why Billy Mayes, why couldnt one of these guys have died...
[/quote]

I should probably yell at you, but I'm busy so yell at yourself.
[/quote]
You never cease to amaze us face.
[/quote]
Is that a joke or are you serious?
[/quote]
ARE YOU SERIOUS
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#40
06-30-2009, 11:54 PM

The bird is the word


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