The "Fuck my life" thread

[loldollas]

Getting lunch today at a local Chinese place, some fucking retard in a GMC 1500 hits me and tears my driver side front fender off like a can opener, pops my drivers side mirror off and tweaks my hood and driver's door.



Fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Like, hit n run? If that's the case, ask the restauraunt owners if they have any surveillance cams outside or the building proprietors...you could find the guy..

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg196916#msg196916 date=1297971261]
Getting lunch today at a local Chinese place, some fucking retard in a GMC 1500 hits me and tears my driver side front fender off like a can opener, pops my drivers side mirror off and tweaks my hood and driver's door.



Fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Like, hit n run? If that's the case, ask the restauraunt owners if they have any surveillance cams outside or the building proprietors...you could find the guy..
[/quote]


No, he was attempting to exit the parking lot at like 40km/h from behind a snowbank. Just pissed because this is a nice new car (for me anyway) and now I have to deal with all this shit, now I'm going to have a fender, hood and door that just don't quite match the paint on the rest of the car.

[[SiN] Merc]

Getting lunch today at a local Chinese place, some fucking retard in a GMC 1500 hits me and tears my driver side front fender off like a can opener, pops my drivers side mirror off and tweaks my hood and driver's door.



Fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Was the Chinese good at least?

[Stein]

[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg196920#msg196920 date=1297971470]
[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg196916#msg196916 date=1297971261]
Getting lunch today at a local Chinese place, some fucking retard in a GMC 1500 hits me and tears my driver side front fender off like a can opener, pops my drivers side mirror off and tweaks my hood and driver's door.



Fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Like, hit n run? If that's the case, ask the restauraunt owners if they have any surveillance cams outside or the building proprietors...you could find the guy..
[/quote]


No, he was attempting to exit the parking lot at like 40km/h from behind a snowbank. Just pissed because this is a nice new car (for me anyway) and now I have to deal with all this shit, now I'm going to have a fender, hood and door that just don't quite match the paint on the rest of the car.
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That sucks dood. What chinese restaurant?
P.S. Maine uses the Imperial system bro.

[KarthXLR]

As racist as it sounds, I hate the two black girls in my economics class. I mean, I know dumb people, but holy hell. These two are some of the loudest, dim-witted, rage-inducing people I have ever heard. And I hate saying that, because I have a few friends that are black, and they're nothing like this.

I mean, these girls are pretty much the embodiment of the black stereotype.

[Coelit]

As racist as it sounds, I hate the two black girls in my economics class. I mean, I know dumb people, but holy hell. These two are some of the loudest, dim-witted, rage-inducing people I have ever heard. And I hate saying that, because I have a few friends that are black, and they're nothing like this.

I mean, these girls are pretty much the embodiment of the black stereotype.

That my friend is not intolerance by race but by dim witted morons.
I have a friend that is black as well but I hate some black people...I however also like some white people and hate others, it is nothing to feel bad about.

[Luinbariel]

As racist as it sounds, I hate the two black girls in my economics class. I mean, I know dumb people, but holy hell. These two are some of the loudest, dim-witted, rage-inducing people I have ever heard. And I hate saying that, because I have a few friends that are black, and they're nothing like this.

I mean, these girls are pretty much the embodiment of the black stereotype.

What I don't get is why you had to state that they are black.


Why the fuck couldn't you just have said "these two dumb girls"? Why'd you even have to point out that they're black?


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEIR STUPIDITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING BLACK

[Coelit]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg196982#msg196982 date=1298003600]
As racist as it sounds, I hate the two black girls in my economics class. I mean, I know dumb people, but holy hell. These two are some of the loudest, dim-witted, rage-inducing people I have ever heard. And I hate saying that, because I have a few friends that are black, and they're nothing like this.

I mean, these girls are pretty much the embodiment of the black stereotype.

What I don't get is why you had to state that they are black.


Why the fuck couldn't you just have said "these two dumb girls"? Why'd you even have to point out that they're black?


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEIR STUPIDITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING BLACK
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I think it is the fact he is trying to point out that they are walking stereotypes.

[Luinbariel]

Really? Are you really trying to say that being dumb is stereotypical of being black?



REALLY?

[Versus]

lmfao holy shit

[Coelit]

Really? Are you really trying to say that being dumb is stereotypical of being black?



REALLY?

Nope. I am saying being a large woman who gets overlly agitated about just about anything and feels the need to express that agitation in a way where she poses herself as thinking herself better then anyone else... ah you get where I am going.
People like that annoy me and i tend to think of the stereotype of a black woman being that. Yet again that is just stereotypes...I am bi but it doesnt stop be from hating  the gay stereotype lisp, it only really annoys me when it is thick though.

Also let me say again i do have a best friend who is black and even a chick i like is black. I just hate stupidity no matter the race whether it be black white asian or fucking rainbow.

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg196990#msg196990 date=1298004912]
Really? Are you really trying to say that being dumb is stereotypical of being black?



REALLY?

Nope. I am saying being a large woman who gets overlly agitated about just about anything and feels the need to express that agitation in a way where she poses herself as thinking herself better then anyone else... ah you get where I am going.
People like that annoy me and i tend to think of the stereotype of a black woman being that. Yet again that is just stereotypes...I am bi but it doesnt stop be from hating  the gay stereotype lisp, it only really annoys me when it is thick though.

Also let me say again i do have a best friend who is black and even a chick i like is black. I just hate stupidity no matter the race whether it be black white asian or fucking rainbow.
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... This is amazing. I'm not even going to make more of a mess of this than it already is.

[Coelit]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg196992#msg196992 date=1298005270]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg196990#msg196990 date=1298004912]
Really? Are you really trying to say that being dumb is stereotypical of being black?



REALLY?

Nope. I am saying being a large woman who gets overlly agitated about just about anything and feels the need to express that agitation in a way where she poses herself as thinking herself better then anyone else... ah you get where I am going.
People like that annoy me and i tend to think of the stereotype of a black woman being that. Yet again that is just stereotypes...I am bi but it doesnt stop be from hating  the gay stereotype lisp, it only really annoys me when it is thick though.

Also let me say again i do have a best friend who is black and even a chick i like is black. I just hate stupidity no matter the race whether it be black white asian or fucking rainbow.
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... This is amazing. I'm not even going to make more of a mess of this than it already is.
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meh I ment no offense or racism in my comment but whatever.
push that good ol' -1 button and you can feel better.

[Luinbariel]

[Coelit]

[Geoff]

coelit is literally the smartest person i have ever seen besides albert einstein no kidding

[Coelit]

coelit is literally the smartest person i have ever seen besides albert einstein no kidding

God damn I know right?

[Dr. Zaius]

this thread is dildos

[Coelit]

this thread is dildos

+1

[Geoff]

i think its in the best interest of the community to make coelit global administrator