The "Fuck my life" thread

[CaffeinePowered]

Valve lost my vintage virtual item, which was Mr. Wiggles, and he was awesome. =(

How does valve lose an item?

[Coelit]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg202892#msg202892 date=1302798345]
Valve lost my vintage virtual item, which was Mr. Wiggles, and he was awesome. =(

How does valve lose an item?
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Same way the lose track of time.

[Hobospartan]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg202896#msg202896 date=1302799131]
[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg202892#msg202892 date=1302798345]
Valve lost my vintage virtual item, which was Mr. Wiggles, and he was awesome. =(

How does valve lose an item?
[/quote]
Same way the lose track of time.
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Gabe ate it?

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg202892#msg202892 date=1302798345]
Valve lost my vintage virtual item, which was Mr. Wiggles, and he was awesome. =(

How does valve lose an item?
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My Vintage Brainslug is simply *gone* from my backpack; last page, hole in the middle of my pyro gear

[Surf314]

I'm not sure this really belongs here. I had my oral arguments last night and I did really well. The problem is the guy I was going "against" (not really competitive) was that guy that I'm sure everyone knows one of. The golden boy who does everything amazing without putting any effort into it. I worked pretty hard on it, but in the end I became an "and you." "You did really great, and you." Our TA said we were the best the whole night but I didn't get the best grade for my side that night, someone that went earlier did. And the guy I went against got one of the judges business cards (the judges were real judges and one attorney).

I just put a lot into it, and I wanted it to help my grade. And I really don't think the other guy put any effort into it at all. He did shitty in practices, and honestly I didn't know what was so great about his during finals. He just had a great speaking voice and was really confident. It's kind of been putting me in a bad mood because I built up a lot of expectation around this, I worked really hard, and I don't even know where I'm at.

[rumsfald]

I'm not sure this really belongs here. I had my oral arguments last night and I did really well. The problem is the guy I was going "against" (not really competitive) was that guy that I'm sure everyone knows one of. The golden boy who does everything amazing without putting any effort into it. I worked pretty hard on it, but in the end I became an "and you." "You did really great, and you." Our TA said we were the best the whole night but I didn't get the best grade for my side that night, someone that went earlier did. And the guy I went against got one of the judges business cards (the judges were real judges and one attorney).

I just put a lot into it, and I wanted it to help my grade. And I really don't think the other guy put any effort into it at all. He did shitty in practices, and honestly I didn't know what was so great about his during finals. He just had a great speaking voice and was really confident. It's kind of been putting me in a bad mood because I built up a lot of expectation around this, I worked really hard, and I don't even know where I'm at.

Grades, schmades. This ought to brighten you up.

Think of it this way, once you graduate, you both will be equal in the eyes of the law: Ambulance chasers.

[k0ala]

I'm not sure this really belongs here. I had my oral arguments last night and I did really well. The problem is the guy I was going "against" (not really competitive) was that guy that I'm sure everyone knows one of. The golden boy who does everything amazing without putting any effort into it. I worked pretty hard on it, but in the end I became an "and you." "You did really great, and you." Our TA said we were the best the whole night but I didn't get the best grade for my side that night, someone that went earlier did. And the guy I went against got one of the judges business cards (the judges were real judges and one attorney).

I just put a lot into it, and I wanted it to help my grade. And I really don't think the other guy put any effort into it at all. He did shitty in practices, and honestly I didn't know what was so great about his during finals. He just had a great speaking voice and was really confident. It's kind of been putting me in a bad mood because I built up a lot of expectation around this, I worked really hard, and I don't even know where I'm at.

the other guy is well connected, or his dad is
yeah, exactly, he can get carried through a degree,
but once you graduate who'll be more ready for a job?
You earned that. You worked hard, and you kicked ass.
Take pride in that. Grades don't mean shit when you're looking for your second job.

[A. Crow]

so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 

[Kirby]

so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 

I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Today has hated me. Woke up at 8:30 when I had a lab practical at 9, even though I had alarms set for 7 and 7:30 (they apparently never triggered). Therefore I had little to no time to actually study for this shit (that's the whole reason I was waking up at 7- to study). And then the lab practical molested me. So fuck today, right now I'm just going to sit back and munch on some delicious granola.
EDIT- It turns out the turkey burger I had yesterday was most likely undercooked, as I spent about 2 hours in the bathroom. God damn it.

[Kirby]

Get home, go to scratch an itch on the back of my thigh, instead of itch, find out it was probably at one point a really ingrown hair, now it's just an infected hole in my leg wtf.


Grab rubbing alcohol, butterfly knife (really sharp tip), band-aid and q-tips and get to work.


5 minutes later, I have a nice clean hole in the back of my leg the size of a large fucking pencil eraser.



FFFFffffffffuck this hurts.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Get home, go to scratch an itch on the back of my thigh, instead of itch, find out it was probably at one point a really ingrown hair, now it's just an infected hole in my leg wtf.


Grab rubbing alcohol, butterfly knife (really sharp tip), band-aid and q-tips and get to work.


5 minutes later, I have a nice clean hole in the back of my leg the size of a large fucking pencil eraser.



FFFFffffffffuck this hurts.

You sir, have enormous-sized testicles.

[Eschatos]

Get home, go to scratch an itch on the back of my thigh, instead of itch, find out it was probably at one point a really ingrown hair, now it's just an infected hole in my leg wtf.


Grab rubbing alcohol, butterfly knife (really sharp tip), band-aid and q-tips and get to work.


5 minutes later, I have a nice clean hole in the back of my leg the size of a large fucking pencil eraser.



FFFFffffffffuck this hurts.

Deposit equipment in there for when you are inevitably killed and reanimated without your memories.

[Vandamguy]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203041#msg203041 date=1302903676]
Get home, go to scratch an itch on the back of my thigh, instead of itch, find out it was probably at one point a really ingrown hair, now it's just an infected hole in my leg wtf.


Grab rubbing alcohol, butterfly knife (really sharp tip), band-aid and q-tips and get to work.


5 minutes later, I have a nice clean hole in the back of my leg the size of a large fucking pencil eraser.



FFFFffffffffuck this hurts.

Deposit equipment in there for when you are inevitably killed and reanimated without your memories.
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esch made me lol
+1

[Turtle]

pretty bad day got hit by an suv broke up with gf and my best friend ran away from home and is currently living here

[Surf314]

pretty bad day got hit by an suv broke up with gf and my best friend ran away from home and is currently living here

WTF?

[Turtle]

not in that order...

[Surf314]

not in that order...

Dude go relax and do something simple you enjoy.

[Turtle]

like go to a hospital...

[Vandamguy]

get some porn on your mobile phone