The "Fuck my life" thread

[Versus]

get some porn on your mobile phone

[Didzo]

Pffft.

Just fap to the nurses.

[Bonesinger]

Pffft.

Just fap to the murses.

ftfy

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 

I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at. 

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203003#msg203003 date=1302876355]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 

I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at. 
[/quote]



I hit myself in the face with both a (very) hot chunk of nickel and a very large pistol.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.

[KarthXLR]

So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.

what


OH GOD WHY

[loldollas]

[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg203130#msg203130 date=1302979055]
So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.

what


OH GOD WHY
[/quote]

[Badgerman of DOOM]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg203133#msg203133 date=1302981320]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg203130#msg203130 date=1302979055]
So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.

what


OH GOD WHY
[/quote]

[/quote]

From what I've found out, capitalism. ED wasn't making enough money and donations were low so this happened.

[PyroZombie]

my script writing has been completely halted by shit i've been doing. I feel I'm not going to get this done before April's end as I had originally projected.

[Geoff]

i like how nobody wakes me up from a half hour nap so now it is 3 hours later and was dangerously close to being tomorrow morning

[Didzo]

I fucked up.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg203099#msg203099 date=1302965423]
[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203003#msg203003 date=1302876355]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 

I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at. 
[/quote]



I hit myself in the face with both a (very) hot chunk of nickel and a very large pistol.


[/quote]

If you limp wrist a Desert Eagle, the cartridges will eject back into your forehead.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203103#msg203103 date=1302969092]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg203099#msg203099 date=1302965423]
[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203003#msg203003 date=1302876355]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today.  

I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at.  
[/quote]



I hit myself in the face with both a (very) hot chunk of nickel and a very large pistol.


[/quote]

If you limp wrist a Desert Eagle, the cartridges will eject back into your forehead.
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I know this. Hence why I said I hit myself in the face with both the chunk of nickel (CARTRIDGE) and pistol.


And believe you me, I live in Maine, I've got plenty of firearms experience. A desert eagle is simply too large for my hand, I'm only 5'8" ~135 - Not a big guy.

Everyone who was there including myself knew that me busting my nose with the pistol and getting a burn on my face form the cartridge was going to be the outcome, I just didn't care. Are you going to turn someone down when they turn to you and say "Hey, you wanna try shooting my .50 cal?"


Now, the Barrett M82 was another story altogether...



HEY CROW, CAN YOU GET ME SOME RAUFOSS MK 211 ROUNDS?!

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Yesterday, I gave fifty cents to a gypsy.

Today, I want to join the Nazi party.

...Yes, it can involve ponies.

[Geoff]

why would you want to join the nazi party that aint coo man

[Turtle]

LAG aren't you asian i don't think they will go for that unless you're like kinda pale

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Yesterday, I gave fifty cents to a gypsy.

Today, I want to join the Nazi party.

...Yes, it can involve ponies.

think of the white pins

[Surf314]

I thought I was done with my brief and then I started reading it and hating it. Time for another re-write.

[Dr. Zaius]

I dunno if this is a fml or what, it'll  go here anyway.

I've been thinking a lot recently about all the things I take for granted or don't really appreciate the full value of. All the things I can just do because I want to. Not gonna bother to list them because no one wants to read it and it'll become a tl;dr statement afterwards.

And today I don't know if it's just because my body is recovering from last night, or what, but I've been antisocial as all fuck. Bed sounds nice.