The "Fuck my life" thread

[Didzo]

Wat happen?

[Kirby]

Wat happen?

[Dr. Zaius]

Wat happen?

Saturday night I partied hard.

[Coelit]

Fuck Fantastic Sams.

I go there to get a cut for work and give simple instructions, three inches off the back two off the front and thin it all around.
SHE FUCKED UP.I look retarded as hell now.

THANK GOD FOR HATS.

[sk8mystery23]

Fuck Fantastic Sams.

I go there to get a cut for work and give simple instructions, three inches off the back two off the front and thin it all around.
SHE FUCKED UP.I look retarded as hell now.

THANK GOD FOR HATS.

Lol ever getting your hair cut.

[k0ala]

Go for a Scout crewcut

[Coelit]

Go for a Scout crewcut

XD
OH GOD NO. I love Scoot<3, but his hair.. just.. no.

[copulatingduck]

give yourself a buzz or shave it entirely. never waste money on haircuts again

[sk8mystery23]

give yourself a buzz or shave it entirely. never waste money on haircuts again

Never cut hair, never pay for haircuts again.

[Coelit]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg203403#msg203403 date=1303165459]
give yourself a buzz or shave it entirely. never waste money on haircuts again

Never cut hair, never pay for haircuts again.
[/quote]
I had to, for work. I miss my hair now..

[Cloud_9ine]

Makes me love my luscious over-processed mop of win.

[sk8mystery23]

[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg203404#msg203404 date=1303165731]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg203403#msg203403 date=1303165459]
give yourself a buzz or shave it entirely. never waste money on haircuts again

Never cut hair, never pay for haircuts again.
[/quote]
I had to, for work. I miss my hair now..
[/quote]

That's why you grow it out REALLLLLY long so they can't make you cut it, or they would have to make all the women cut their hair. I would know, my hair is like 2-3 feet long.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg203410#msg203410 date=1303171456]
[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg203404#msg203404 date=1303165731]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg203403#msg203403 date=1303165459]
give yourself a buzz or shave it entirely. never waste money on haircuts again

Never cut hair, never pay for haircuts again.
[/quote]
I had to, for work. I miss my hair now..
[/quote]

That's why you grow it out REALLLLLY long so they can't make you cut it, or they would have to make all the women cut their hair. I would know, my hair is like 2-3 feet long.
[/quote]
Enjoy social anxiety.


Seriously, cut your hair.

[HeK]

[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg203416#msg203416 date=1303174851]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg203410#msg203410 date=1303171456]
[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg203404#msg203404 date=1303165731]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg203403#msg203403 date=1303165459]
give yourself a buzz or shave it entirely. never waste money on haircuts again

Never cut hair, never pay for haircuts again.
[/quote]
I had to, for work. I miss my hair now..
[/quote]

That's why you grow it out REALLLLLY long so they can't make you cut it, or they would have to make all the women cut their hair. I would know, my hair is like 2-3 feet long.
[/quote]
Enjoy social anxiety.


Seriously, cut your hair.
[/quote]

Find the nearest military base with a barber outside of the fence. Get a $4 trim with a #3.

[sk8mystery23]

[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg203416#msg203416 date=1303174851]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg203410#msg203410 date=1303171456]
[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg203404#msg203404 date=1303165731]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg203403#msg203403 date=1303165459]
give yourself a buzz or shave it entirely. never waste money on haircuts again

Never cut hair, never pay for haircuts again.
[/quote]
I had to, for work. I miss my hair now..
[/quote]

That's why you grow it out REALLLLLY long so they can't make you cut it, or they would have to make all the women cut their hair. I would know, my hair is like 2-3 feet long.
[/quote]
Enjoy social anxiety.


Seriously, cut your hair.
[/quote]

You act like I'm not in college at this point and haven't already made friends, plus I seriously don't give a fuck what other people think, if they don't like my hair they can deal with it, plus I actually have really nice long straight hair I plan on donating to a cancer society. Get over it.

[Turtle]

p sure 2 or 3 feet of hair means its time to donate dude thats like 6 kids with hair now

[Kirby]

Primary HDD just literally went up in smoke.

1st HDD I've ever had that had a catastrophic failure like that. Had to happen within 24h or Portal 2 releasing though.

So now I'm down to this little server for a week while my RMA drive cross-ships.


=|

[sk8mystery23]

p sure 2 or 3 feet of hair means its time to donate dude thats like 6 kids with hair now

I totally agree with you, but I'm going to wait till it's time to get a grown up job before I donate it so I can donate as much as possible at once, because if I cut it now then it won't have enough time to grow back out to donate again. Get what I mean? Got a little more of my youth to live.

[copulatingduck]

Primary HDD just literally went up in smoke.

1st HDD I've ever had that had a catastrophic failure like that. Had to happen within 24h or Portal 2 releasing though.

So now I'm down to this little server for a week while my RMA drive cross-ships.


=|

my condolences. hardware failures, never fun :|

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg203427#msg203427 date=1303176360]
p sure 2 or 3 feet of hair means its time to donate dude thats like 6 kids with hair now

I totally agree with you, but I'm going to wait till it's time to get a grown up job before I donate it so I can donate as much as possible at once, because if I cut it now then it won't have enough time to grow back out to donate again. Get what I mean? Got a little more of my youth to live.
[/quote]

Long hair doesn't have to end with your youth, get yourself a guitar and a crippling heroin addiction, and you can have rock star hair for many years to come!

Though on a serious note, you can just do what I do: Grow it to the small of your back, then donate like 12-14 inches and start over. Repeat process until every poor cancer kid in America is decked out in a blond lions mane.