The "Fuck my life" thread

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg204321#msg204321 date=1303799621]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-LAG! link=topic=3709.msg204312#msg204312 date=1303793438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg204310#msg204310 date=1303793247]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg204308#msg204308 date=1303792664]
move to california

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isn't the job market pretty bad there?
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ftfy.

ps, dope and chronic unemployment go hand in hand, god bless medical mary jane?

[k0ala]

[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg204321#msg204321 date=1303799621]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-LAG! link=topic=3709.msg204312#msg204312 date=1303793438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg204310#msg204310 date=1303793247]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg204308#msg204308 date=1303792664]
move to california

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isn't the job market pretty bad there?
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All I can say is, it's fine for me. I have a lot of internet friends who wound up here in the 90s so we all look out for each other; I would always have a couch to crash on if it ever really got bad. I also have a lot of experience in tech support, IT and customer service, and I can wear a tie and get up at 6:00 every day if I have to, which makes up for my lack of degree. Even so, I spent 13 months on the sidelines drawing unemployment insurance in '09.

[k0ala]

ps, dope and chronic unemployment go hand in hand, god bless medical mary jane

[PyroZombie]

5 AM, my creative muscle just kicked in, after a long block. I got work today and i need sleep to be able to withhold choking customers.

Rock and a hard place.

Edit: And now I think I just walked through a spiderweb in the room where i sleep. As an paranoia-driven arachnophobe, I now can't sleep. At all. Ever again.

[sk8mystery23]

Merc link=topic=3709.msg204313#msg204313 date=1303794192]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-LAG! link=topic=3709.msg204312#msg204312 date=1303793438]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg204310#msg204310 date=1303793247]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg204308#msg204308 date=1303792664]
move to Missouri

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[A. Crow]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg204307#msg204307 date=1303791855]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg204296#msg204296 date=1303788113]
Maybe you shouldn't live in shitty middle america

most of america blows, move to europe with me!
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Do it, Europe is absolutely amazing.

Also I was diagnosed with Anemia today. Which would explain the whole progressively looking more like I'm about to die thing. Along with loss of muscle mass, sleeping 14 hours a day, constant fatigue and complete loss of any concentration.  My list of conditions and diseases is growing bigger 8)
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Whatevs, I've been anemic most my life.  Get over it. 

[k0ala]

5 AM, my creative muscle just kicked in, after a long block. I got work today and i need sleep to be able to withhold choking customers.

Rock and a hard place.

Edit: And now I think I just walked through a spiderweb in the room where i sleep. As an paranoia-driven arachnophobe, I now can't sleep. At all. Ever again.

Hey!
You could use Fire!

[Kirby]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg204335#msg204335 date=1303809112]
5 AM, my creative muscle just kicked in, after a long block. I got work today and i need sleep to be able to withhold choking customers.

Rock and a hard place.

Edit: And now I think I just walked through a spiderweb in the room where i sleep. As an paranoia-driven arachnophobe, I now can't sleep. At all. Ever again.

Hey!
You could use Fire!
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vhttp


very http?

virgin http?

venereal warts http?

[Whendilin]

[quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg204347#msg204347 date=1303830712]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg204335#msg204335 date=1303809112]
5 AM, my creative muscle just kicked in, after a long block. I got work today and i need sleep to be able to withhold choking customers.

Rock and a hard place.

Edit: And now I think I just walked through a spiderweb in the room where i sleep. As an paranoia-driven arachnophobe, I now can't sleep. At all. Ever again.

Hey!
You could use Fire!
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vhttp


very http?

virgin http?

venereal warts http?


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I lol'd.

[Versus]

[quote author=Bonesinger link=topic=3709.msg204317#msg204317 date=1303798029]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg204307#msg204307 date=1303791855]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg204296#msg204296 date=1303788113]
Maybe you shouldn't live in shitty middle america

most of america blows, move to europe with me!
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Do it, Europe is absolutely amazing.

Also I was diagnosed with Anemia today. Which would explain the whole progressively looking more like I'm about to die thing. Along with loss of muscle mass, sleeping 14 hours a day, constant fatigue and complete loss of any concentration.  My list of conditions and diseases is growing bigger 8)
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Whatevs, I've been anemic most my life.  Get over it. 
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i forgot exactly what else he has besides anemia and diabetes but anemia is not exactly helpful on top of everything else

[copulatingduck]

probably aids if you're so familiar with him

[Versus]

implying i've had sexual contact with a real person

[A. Crow]

implying i've had sexual contact with a real person

Tim, probably. 

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg204360#msg204360 date=1303838333]
implying i've had sexual contact with a real person

Tim, probably. 
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How else are you going to keep him at 300?

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg204344#msg204344 date=1303828904]
[quote author=Bonesinger link=topic=3709.msg204317#msg204317 date=1303798029]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg204307#msg204307 date=1303791855]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg204296#msg204296 date=1303788113]
Maybe you shouldn't live in shitty middle america

most of america blows, move to europe with me!
[/quote]

Do it, Europe is absolutely amazing.

Also I was diagnosed with Anemia today. Which would explain the whole progressively looking more like I'm about to die thing. Along with loss of muscle mass, sleeping 14 hours a day, constant fatigue and complete loss of any concentration.  My list of conditions and diseases is growing bigger 8)
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Whatevs, I've been anemic most my life.  Get over it. 
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i forgot exactly what else he has besides anemia and diabetes but anemia is not exactly helpful on top of everything else
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He has anemia? Does he even remember his parents? Or, more importantly, where he left his car keys?

[Bonesinger]

probably aids if you're so familiar with him

lol :-*

@Versus. Yeah, the two big one's that are a hassle for me are the type 1 diabetes and celiacs disease (can't eat wheat, rye, barley and oats). I've got a bunch of other things such as insufficient enzyme production but that doesn't really affect my every day life.

@Crow. You're right, it's really not that bad. I'm just more annoyed that It's easily fixed and monitored but I've been living three years with it now. Also versus is right it does wonky things with my blood sugar and makes staying fit difficult since I get winded after half an hour at the gym.

@Merc. All I remember is that I have to kill Alexander, the baron of Brennenburg Castle.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg204359#msg204359 date=1303837315]
probably aids if you're so familiar with him

lol :-*

@Versus. Yeah, the two big one's that are a hassle for me are the type 1 diabetes and celiacs disease (can't eat wheat, rye, barley and oats). I've got a bunch of other things such as insufficient enzyme production but that doesn't really affect my every day life.

@Crow. You're right, it's really not that bad. I'm just more annoyed that It's easily fixed and monitored but I've been living three years with it now. Also versus is right it does wonky things with my blood sugar and makes staying fit difficult since I get winded after half an hour at the gym.

@Merc. All I remember is that I have to kill Alexander, the baron of Brennenburg Castle.
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You are genetically inferior. You must be culled to strengthen the herd.

[Chief]

Feel like a fucking idiot. Don't know why (lie, I probably do), but I still feel like I'm achieving absolutely nothing.

[HeK]

Feel like a fucking idiot. Don't know why (lie, I probably do), but I still feel like I'm achieving absolutely nothing.

Wanna get some BDI?

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Probably bombed my Chem final but probably also not bad enough to fail the course. I hope.