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05-18-2011, 12:17 PM

To Do Tonight:
- Finish all the props
- Get some more paint
- Liquor store
- Haircut
- Pack all the things

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05-18-2011, 01:56 PM

I never have had pimples on my back now I do. Feels bad bro.

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05-18-2011, 02:41 PM

(05-18-2011, 01:56 PM)Coelit link Wrote: I never have had pimples on my back now I do. Feels bad bro.

It happens, if it becomes a problem you might want to look into a body wash that's a little more powerful than regular soap.

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05-18-2011, 02:45 PM

welp tomorrows my back to back job interview/ mandatory graduation rehearsal promises to be a stressful day.


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05-18-2011, 07:00 PM

(05-18-2011, 02:41 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg206891#msg206891 date=1305744973]
I never have had pimples on my back now I do. Feels bad bro.

It happens, if it becomes a problem you might want to look into a body wash that's a little more powerful than regular soap.
[/quote]Also, try drying your hair with one side of the towel and the rest of your body with the other.

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05-18-2011, 07:41 PM

I almost have a fever.  >Sad



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05-18-2011, 10:58 PM

(05-18-2011, 07:41 PM)Karth link Wrote: I almost have a fever.  >Sad
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05-19-2011, 12:02 AM

(05-18-2011, 10:58 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg206928#msg206928 date=1305765669]
I almost have a fever.  >Sad
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Nyquil will have to do. Goodnight everyone.



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Wyrmidon
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05-20-2011, 10:30 AM

Apparently, I can't have nice things. Less than 12 hours since I open my new tea pot and my family breaks it.  >Sad

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05-20-2011, 12:34 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-sava...r-florida/

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05-20-2011, 10:36 PM

Who the fuck throws up in a sink, trash can, AND toilet in the bathroom at a restaurant, and doesn't tell the staff about it?

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05-20-2011, 10:52 PM

At a friends party, it sucks. No one else is here.

He's wondering why no one else showed up. Worst part is, I don't have the heart to tell him.



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05-21-2011, 01:35 AM

It hurts.

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05-21-2011, 10:13 AM

Hungover





11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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05-21-2011, 01:31 PM

I sat on my nuts when I got into my car, like they got caught on the edge of the seat and got dragged over the edge.


This was like an hour ago and they're still aching. Like I think I popped them.

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05-21-2011, 06:21 PM

(05-20-2011, 10:52 PM)Karth link Wrote: At a friends party, it sucks. No one else is here.

He's wondering why no one else showed up. Worst part is, I don't have the heart to tell him.

Karth: friend of the year.

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05-21-2011, 06:52 PM

(05-21-2011, 06:21 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg207119#msg207119 date=1305949930]
At a friends party, it sucks. No one else is here.

He's wondering why no one else showed up. Worst part is, I don't have the heart to tell him.

Karth: friend of the year.

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it's not like I loathe him or anything. He's a good friend. But his party choices are terrible.



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05-21-2011, 07:11 PM

Get your balls to a doctor, Kirby =(

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05-22-2011, 09:05 AM

Dear people who go "the world will be better without religion"-
The world would be better without atheists.
Sincerely, an agnostic.

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05-22-2011, 12:16 PM

(05-22-2011, 09:05 AM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: Dear people who go "the world will be better without religion"-
The world would be better without atheists.
Sincerely, an agnostic.

The world would be better without jackasses, regardless of their religious views.  :-*

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