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Kirby
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07-14-2011, 11:21 AM

(07-14-2011, 10:53 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg215060#msg215060 date=1310658258]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg215059#msg215059 date=1310657486]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215058#msg215058 date=1310657195]
They made me pee in a cup.


I think that's all I need to say.
If you haven't toked in a few weeks, shouldn't be a huge problem.
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Unless they want hair samples, then you're fucked


Also before you know you will have a pee test, have tons of potassium to flush your system
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No I'll definitely test positive for thc fun.
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07-14-2011, 11:44 AM

(07-14-2011, 11:21 AM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215061#msg215061 date=1310658780]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg215060#msg215060 date=1310658258]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg215059#msg215059 date=1310657486]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215058#msg215058 date=1310657195]
They made me pee in a cup.


I think that's all I need to say.
If you haven't toked in a few weeks, shouldn't be a huge problem.
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Unless they want hair samples, then you're fucked


Also before you know you will have a pee test, have tons of potassium to flush your system
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No I'll definitely test positive for thc fun.
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Yes fun but I need a job. gd it this sucks.

Maybe they just won't call me and not say anything and I'll show up for my first day like normal. :-\

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07-14-2011, 01:31 PM

(07-14-2011, 11:44 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: Yes fun but I need a job. gd it this sucks.

Maybe they just won't call me and not say anything and I'll show up for my first day like normal. :-\


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07-14-2011, 01:52 PM

Wife of a elderly friend died. Our families are close.  Sad



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07-14-2011, 02:01 PM

(07-14-2011, 11:21 AM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215061#msg215061 date=1310658780]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg215060#msg215060 date=1310658258]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg215059#msg215059 date=1310657486]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215058#msg215058 date=1310657195]
They made me pee in a cup.


I think that's all I need to say.
If you haven't toked in a few weeks, shouldn't be a huge problem.
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Unless they want hair samples, then you're fucked


Also before you know you will have a pee test, have tons of potassium to flush your system
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No I'll definitely test positive for thc fun.
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07-14-2011, 02:56 PM

My friend's father died over the weekend at 41. Fuck.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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07-14-2011, 03:00 PM

(07-14-2011, 02:56 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: My friend's father died over the weekend at 41. Fuck.




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07-14-2011, 03:36 PM

(07-14-2011, 10:26 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: They made me pee in a cup.


I think that's all I need to say.
I did too.
I drank a shit ton of water beforehand and I had to wait like 20 minutes in the lobby and I had to piss so bad it hurt.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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07-14-2011, 03:58 PM

(07-14-2011, 03:00 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg215084#msg215084 date=1310673401]
My friend's father died over the weekend at 41. Fuck.




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(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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07-14-2011, 07:01 PM

My wife left me to put the chicken into the slow cooker today and I did everything I needed to but it wasn't plugged in. I just found out what was supposed to be 6 hours into the 7 hour cooking time. I feel like such an idiot.

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07-14-2011, 08:44 PM

Sleep well, Q101.
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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07-14-2011, 08:46 PM

(07-14-2011, 08:44 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: Sleep well, Q101.
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

is that a radio station? around philly we have Q102

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07-14-2011, 08:50 PM

(07-14-2011, 08:46 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215127#msg215127 date=1310694291]
Sleep well, Q101.
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

is that a radio station? around philly we have Q102
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Yep, and it is/was one of the last bastions of decent music on the radio.

It dies at midnight tonight.

'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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07-14-2011, 09:39 PM

(07-14-2011, 08:50 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg215128#msg215128 date=1310694371]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215127#msg215127 date=1310694291]
Sleep well, Q101.
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

is that a radio station? around philly we have Q102
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Yep, and it is/was one of the last bastions of decent public radio.

It dies at midnight tonight.
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I'm staying up to listen to it. Christ Payne is supposed to have something special planned. Also, from what I've heard, they pretty much told him to end whenever so he may go past midnight.





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07-14-2011, 10:03 PM

(07-14-2011, 08:44 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: Sleep well, Q101.
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
when the hell did they go npr? They were alt rock when I lived in chicago


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07-15-2011, 02:22 AM

At first I read
(07-14-2011, 07:01 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: My wife left me
And I got really scared for a second. Thank god it was only chicken.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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07-16-2011, 03:20 AM

(07-15-2011, 02:22 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: At first I read
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg215109#msg215109 date=1310688105]
My wife left me
And I got really scared for a second. Thank god it was only chicken.
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07-17-2011, 08:30 PM

I was doing some crafts today and accidentally dropped hot glue onto my leg. It burned a layer of skin off about the size of a dime and I'm getting blisters on my hands since I used them to try and wipe away the glue.
LOL fml.

5 minutes later: and now my leg is oozing pus.

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07-17-2011, 09:30 PM

(07-17-2011, 08:30 PM)Käse link Wrote: I was doing some crafts today and accidentally dropped hot glue onto my leg. It burned a layer of skin off about the size of a dime and I'm getting blisters on my hands since I used them to try and wipe away the glue.
LOL fml.

5 minutes later: and now my leg is oozing pus.

PRO TIP: Wear pants.

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07-17-2011, 09:49 PM

(07-17-2011, 09:30 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=3709.msg215517#msg215517 date=1310952640]
I was doing some crafts today and accidentally dropped hot glue onto my leg. It burned a layer of skin off about the size of a dime and I'm getting blisters on my hands since I used them to try and wipe away the glue.
LOL fml.

5 minutes later: and now my leg is oozing pus.

PRO TIP: Wear pants.
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Try working with a soldering iron / solder pot / hotplate all day, then wait until you expose your skin to molten metal. =(

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