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4Th of July - Waisted/Not waisted?
IdiotWithGuns
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#41
07-07-2008, 08:40 AM

OK so my4th of July was full of events.
This is a conversation between me and a friend of mine.  I didnt feel like rewriting it so here it is.  Tell me how fucked up that is and if you can beat that.

idiotwithguns: my aunt is doing the remodeling of her appartment

idiotwithguns: so i was helping out over the weekend

idiotwithguns: they put me in the kitchen and told me that i need to take the counter top off and the cabinets underneeth

idiotwithguns: so i ve decided to take the sink out first

idiotwithguns: grabed my tools and all

idiotwithguns: plugged my wrench in and turned...

idiotwithguns: bamm

idiotwithguns: water pipe burst

idiotwithguns: there is no shut off vent

idiotwithguns: this was the line to the whole building

idiotwithguns: water everywhere, i am screaming at my cousine to find something to plug the pipe with

idiotwithguns: while i hold my hand over the line

idiotwithguns: the preasure is pretty high so i couldnt hold it off completely

Friend: lol

Friend: sorry, not funny, but funny now...

idiotwithguns: so then my cuz remembers there is a shut off valve for the whole building

idiotwithguns: he runs to the place  where to do that and shuts it off

idiotwithguns: the presure was still there since people trying to use water in the building and all

idiotwithguns: so we had to wait untill that died

idiotwithguns: we figured if we take a clamp and clamp the pipe

idiotwithguns: everything would be ok

idiotwithguns: so thats what we did

idiotwithguns: clamped it good and turned water back on

idiotwithguns: phew half the battle

idiotwithguns: in 5 minutes .. i am on the phone with the city of chelmsford

idiotwithguns: explaining wtf happened

idiotwithguns: and i need a plumber for emergency

idiotwithguns: they send one over and about 40 minutes later the bastard arives

idiotwithguns: by that time the kitchen is flodded

idiotwithguns: i say...  good 10 inches of water

idiotwithguns: LOL

idiotwithguns: fucking insance

idiotwithguns: insane*

Friend: sounds like it..... WOW!

idiotwithguns: yeah happy 4th of junly motherfuckers

idiotwithguns: july*

idiotwithguns: so thats how i spend my saturday

idiotwithguns: LOL

idiotwithguns: i am not touching another pipe in my life again

idiotwithguns: the pluber told us that the buildings pipes are bad and that they are not supposed to be used



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#42
07-07-2008, 08:47 AM

Pics or it didnt happen  :o


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Surf314
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07-07-2008, 08:49 AM

A miniature version of IWG happened to me when I replaced my kitchen faucet.  My stepdads a plumber so he gave me good instructions, the only problem was that he neglected to tell me to drain the pressure after turning off the water main.  I honestly should have thought of that.


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IdiotWithGuns
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#44
07-07-2008, 01:14 PM

aint that a bitch tho?
fucking day went to crap!



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07-08-2008, 08:30 AM

(07-07-2008, 08:49 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: A miniature version of IWG happened to me when I replaced my kitchen faucet.  My stepdads a plumber so he gave me good instructions, the only problem was that he neglected to tell me to drain the pressure after turning off the water main.  I honestly should have thought of that.

i went to look for a demoman "kabewwwwmm" picture

but i found this instead

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07-08-2008, 10:33 AM

(07-08-2008, 08:30 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=728.msg19520#msg19520 date=1215438585]
A miniature version of IWG happened to me when I replaced my kitchen faucet.  My stepdads a plumber so he gave me good instructions, the only problem was that he neglected to tell me to drain the pressure after turning off the water main.  I honestly should have thought of that.

i went to look for a demoman "kabewwwwmm" picture

but i found this instead

[Image: TF2_Sniper___Primary_Attack_by_Blick_Blanks.gif][Image: TF2_Engineer___Primary_Attack_by_Blick_Blanks.gif][Image: TF2_Spy___Primary_Attack_by_Blick_Blanks.gif]
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#47
07-09-2008, 12:18 PM

+1 for that Vandam. Smile


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