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Kirby
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09-19-2011, 03:51 PM

(09-19-2011, 03:49 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Grow up on the farm where you have dial up at half the reported speeds because your phone line is decrepit and the company won't fix it. It blows being the only customer for ages in any direction.

It blows being the only young person for miles. However it was fixable with all the open spaces and adventure(time)s.


I remember AOL with a max speed of 4KB/s, 500ms ping in TFC.

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Luinbariel
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09-19-2011, 04:58 PM

Man I hated always having to record how long I had been online to stay under the dial up hour limit. Or hosting Jedi knight servers and getting hacked all the time by. Not really realizing it until it was too late due to everything sucking.

Or having stolen dial up (my brother was kind of awesome like that) from our school and having them call whenever I would try to get online.

"were you just trying to connect?"
"no"
"Lizzy, I can see you were. "
"That is impossible."
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09-19-2011, 07:57 PM

(09-18-2011, 12:47 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: too slow :/
damn.

...damn. damn!
it all just hit me. daaaaaaaaamn. it all makes sense.



...damn...


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09-19-2011, 11:37 PM

(09-19-2011, 07:57 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg223198#msg223198 date=1316368043]
too slow :/
damn.

...damn. damn!
it all just hit me. daaaaaaaaamn. it all makes sense.



...damn...
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09-20-2011, 12:05 AM

(09-19-2011, 11:37 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg223400#msg223400 date=1316480241]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg223198#msg223198 date=1316368043]
too slow :/
damn.

...damn. damn!
it all just hit me. daaaaaaaaamn. it all makes sense.



...damn...
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09-21-2011, 07:07 AM

Got myself an apartment, gonna move in October 1st only problem no internet until the 14th. Damn you Verizon for being booked soliid.


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09-21-2011, 02:37 PM

Top 15% of my class, probably won't have a job  :'(

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09-21-2011, 03:27 PM

(09-21-2011, 02:37 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Top 15% of my class, probably won't have a job  :'(
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09-22-2011, 03:47 AM

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09-22-2011, 01:32 PM

Fuck the fact that every god damn time I get emotionally invested in a person and actually give the relationship my all they just end up playing with my feelings.
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09-22-2011, 05:29 PM

Should I be worried? my sister just told me if I become a bronie she'll smother me in my sleep :o

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09-22-2011, 06:38 PM

(09-22-2011, 05:29 PM)Reevesith link Wrote: Should I be worried? my sister just told me if I become a bronie she'll smother me in my sleep :o

Why would you worry, she sounds totally cool.
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09-22-2011, 07:02 PM

(09-22-2011, 06:38 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg223785#msg223785 date=1316730599]
Should I be worried? my sister just told me if I become a bronie she'll smother me in my sleep :o

Why would you worry, she sounds totally cool.
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09-22-2011, 08:40 PM

(09-22-2011, 05:29 PM)Reevesith link Wrote: Should I be worried? my sister just told me if I become a bronie she'll smother me in my sleep :o

I can consider myself a brony and your sister can come and smother me on my bed any time.

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09-22-2011, 11:37 PM

I'm falling for my friend who just broke up with her boyfriend like a day ago and if I get this job I'm going to be moving. Fuck feelings.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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09-23-2011, 10:16 AM

My former co-worker died, on her motorcycle, yesterday. I'll be going to the old office to pay respects.

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09-23-2011, 10:29 AM

(09-23-2011, 10:16 AM)k0ala link Wrote: My former co-worker died, on her motorcycle, yesterday. I'll be going to the old office to pay respects.
sucks to see a rider go.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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09-23-2011, 11:00 AM

(09-22-2011, 06:38 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Reevesith link=topic=3709.msg223785#msg223785 date=1316730599]
Should I be worried? my sister just told me if I become a bronie she'll smother me in my sleep :o

Why would you worry, she sounds totally cool.
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09-23-2011, 11:40 AM

New rule:

If you claim to have a sister, the pictures thread should be updated with proof within 24 hours.  
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09-23-2011, 11:46 AM

(09-23-2011, 11:40 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: New rule:

If you claim to have a sister, the pictures thread should be updated with proof within 24 hours.  

This man speaks the truth.





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