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Greatbacon
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10-22-2011, 07:58 PM

(10-22-2011, 07:20 AM)Funbuck$ link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=2632.msg227919#msg227919 date=1319263599]
So myself and a ladyfriend that I've been seeing for most of the month decided to break it off.

Part of me is glad cause I'm pretty sure I've dodged a crazy bullet.

Part of me is sad because no more sexy times.
story time!

Also i understand how you feel. bro. But it's not like being in a relationship means you'll be having sexy times...just looked at married couples lol


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[/quote]obviously; but there were sexy times, and they will be missed.

Also not really much story wise, she just had a personality that lent itself well to making drama happen with herself inevitably in the middle.  Only a matter of time till I was the reason she was making drama.  Plus what she wanted out of a relationship (read: she didn't want people to think we were in a relationship) and what I wanted didn't really mesh.
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Dtrain323i
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10-22-2011, 11:00 PM

I'm with the wife as we speak, were with some friends from Chicago and of the 4 of us.......were all pretty much naked. There's still plenty of sexy time after marriage.






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10-22-2011, 11:41 PM

(10-22-2011, 11:00 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: I'm with the wife as we speak, were with some friends from Chicago and of the 4 of us.......were all pretty much naked. There's still plenty of sexy time after marriage.
having a nice naked meal isnt so bad once in a while

(keep it pg13 guys)



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10-23-2011, 10:43 AM

"we should investigate Gadhafi's death"

"autopsy reveals he was shot in the head"

"oh, well then..."


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10-23-2011, 10:46 AM

(10-23-2011, 10:43 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: "we should investigate Gadhafi's death"

"autopsy reveals he was shot in the head"

"oh, well then..."


I wonder what led them to that conclusion.






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10-23-2011, 10:54 AM

Beating Barack
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10-23-2011, 12:34 PM

(10-23-2011, 10:54 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: Beating Barack

def thought i was going to see some teabagger beating that... toy...  with a copy of "Atlas Shrugged".

this is more disturbing.
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10-23-2011, 12:44 PM

(10-23-2011, 12:34 PM)Saxxy link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg228047#msg228047 date=1319385256]
Beating Barack

def thought i was going to see some teabagger beating that... toy...  with a copy of "Atlas Shrugged".

this is more disturbing.
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wtf


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10-23-2011, 01:40 PM

Sleeping for 13 hours doesn't make me feel any more rested than sleeping for 5 hours.


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10-23-2011, 02:05 PM

(10-23-2011, 01:40 PM)Didzo link Wrote: Sleeping for 13 hours doesn't make me feel any more rested than sleeping for 5 hours.

Well

I was thinking this exact same thing this morning at noon when I woke up.


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10-24-2011, 12:33 PM

sitting in ethics class

hungry as fuck

this class and then one more

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it would be awesome if there was a fairy taco godmother that like went around handing out tacos to hungry people


'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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10-24-2011, 12:53 PM

(10-24-2011, 12:33 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: sitting in ethics class

hungry as fuck

this class and then one more

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it would be awesome if there was a fairy taco godmother that like went around handing out tacos to hungry people

hm, there should be taco vendors like there are hotdog vendors in cities.


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10-24-2011, 02:45 PM

Around here there are bunch of gyro and kabob street vendors.
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10-25-2011, 01:37 AM

(10-24-2011, 02:45 PM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: Around here there are bunch of gyro and kabob street vendors.

Street vendors are the bestest!
There used to be a crepe stand by the chemistry building last year that sold nutella crepes but now it's gone Sad
Only to be replaced by an awesome hotdog/bratwurst/sausage stand for all my "i woke up late and forgot to pack a lunch" needs! They even accept credit/debit...totally unheard of in the street cart world (here).


In other news, I'm pretty excited to start fermenting a batch of kombucha and growing some sprouts for my studying munchies. Plus I have a feeling that I can distribute my (future) SCOBY babies to all my friends and we can have some sort of kombucha growing party lols.


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10-25-2011, 11:25 PM

i have an interview for a position at an insurance company tomorrow for a sales position that i'm assuming is going to be commission based.
i'm going to the interview just for the hell of it so i can get some practice and so i can wear my fly ass suit.

does commission work suck balls or is it worth maybe doing for some extra cash?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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10-25-2011, 11:28 PM

(10-25-2011, 11:25 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: i have an interview for a position at an insurance company tomorrow for a sales position that i'm assuming is going to be commission based.
i'm going to the interview just for the hell of it so i can get some practice and so i can wear my fly ass suit.

does commission work suck balls or is it worth maybe doing for some extra cash?

I wouldn't even waste my time.






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10-25-2011, 11:39 PM

(10-25-2011, 11:25 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: i have an interview for a position at an insurance company tomorrow for a sales position that i'm assuming is going to be commission based.
i'm going to the interview just for the hell of it so i can get some practice and so i can wear my fly ass suit.

does commission work suck balls or is it worth maybe doing for some extra cash?

Just a warning, a suit might be nice but that doesn't necessarily mean it's the one you'd wear to an interview. I'd recommend a two button pin stripe in gray or blue. Just don't show up wearing a solid black 3 button suit (which is intended for formal evening affairs), you'll look a fool. (regurgitated from business school)


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10-25-2011, 11:44 PM

(10-25-2011, 11:39 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg228414#msg228414 date=1319603123]
i have an interview for a position at an insurance company tomorrow for a sales position that i'm assuming is going to be commission based.
i'm going to the interview just for the hell of it so i can get some practice and so i can wear my fly ass suit.

does commission work suck balls or is it worth maybe doing for some extra cash?

Just a warning, a suit might be nice but that doesn't necessarily mean it's the one you'd wear to an interview. I'd recommend a two button pin stripe in gray or blue. Just don't show up wearing a solid black 3 button suit (which is intended for formal evening affairs), you'll look a fool. (regurgitated from business school)
[/quote]
i got a 2 button black. It looks business like.

(10-25-2011, 11:28 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg228414#msg228414 date=1319603123]
i have an interview for a position at an insurance company tomorrow for a sales position that i'm assuming is going to be commission based.
i'm going to the interview just for the hell of it so i can get some practice and so i can wear my fly ass suit.

does commission work suck balls or is it worth maybe doing for some extra cash?

I wouldn't even waste my time.
[/quote]
care to expand?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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10-26-2011, 12:22 AM

(10-25-2011, 11:44 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=2632.msg228419#msg228419 date=1319603976]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg228414#msg228414 date=1319603123]
i have an interview for a position at an insurance company tomorrow for a sales position that i'm assuming is going to be commission based.
i'm going to the interview just for the hell of it so i can get some practice and so i can wear my fly ass suit.

does commission work suck balls or is it worth maybe doing for some extra cash?

Just a warning, a suit might be nice but that doesn't necessarily mean it's the one you'd wear to an interview. I'd recommend a two button pin stripe in gray or blue. Just don't show up wearing a solid black 3 button suit (which is intended for formal evening affairs), you'll look a fool. (regurgitated from business school)
[/quote]
i got a 2 button black. It looks business like.

(10-25-2011, 11:28 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg228414#msg228414 date=1319603123]
i have an interview for a position at an insurance company tomorrow for a sales position that i'm assuming is going to be commission based.
i'm going to the interview just for the hell of it so i can get some practice and so i can wear my fly ass suit.

does commission work suck balls or is it worth maybe doing for some extra cash?

I wouldn't even waste my time.
[/quote]
care to expand?
[/quote]

Commission work sucks ass, slow seasons make you destitute, and the stipends they give you to last through the slow seasons make being a manager at BK look lucrative by comparison.


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10-26-2011, 12:26 AM

well i currently have being a manager of my penis as a fallback so that's no big deal

but yeah if it's commission work i'll likely turn it down.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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