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zaneyard
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10-15-2011, 01:12 PM

no such thing


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-15-2011, 01:23 PM

(10-15-2011, 01:12 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: no such thing

Psssh. Maybe for some of the OLD, OUTDATED models bro. As for me, in between my hydromatic flanger recalibrations, and having to qualm my Penenzar every few weeks, I'm loaded with repair work.


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10-16-2011, 12:40 AM

(10-15-2011, 05:18 AM)HeK link Wrote: Achievement unlocked: pull an all-nighter to fix the car for a 9am start time.
It's also 40 F outside and raining with a 30-50MPH wind.


I am all the wet.

So I am still awake, it's almost 2am est on Sunday. I've been up since 8am Friday.
Pictures and video to follow...
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10-16-2011, 12:58 AM

(10-15-2011, 12:07 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: that sucks bro. what was wrong?

After a full day of nothing but standing in the blistering rain during our service, we managed to bend three wheels (all repairable with a hammer) and then bent a fender into a wheel, also hammer duty.

When driving back to our hotel, at three am after the first day of races, we lost steering of our car. We made it back to the hotel and drove in through the outdoor of a neighbouring automatic car wash. We lost a control arm bolt. We were able to rig up a replacement two hours before the start time for the next day. No sleep, at all.

During the next day, we bent another three rims and rolled the car, blowing out the windshield and rear passenger corner.
Within the thirty-minute service, we were able to source a spare windshield from another competitor and literary had everyone there bring a roll duct tape to help us tape it in. It was insane.

It is now 42 hours later, and I am just now getting into bed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 45 cars started on Friday morning. 17 cars made it to finish, we were no 16, despite rolling into a stream after hitting a three foot jump that was marked as a 'bump' in the route notes....
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zaneyard
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10-16-2011, 01:31 AM

man that shit sounds like it sucks.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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10-16-2011, 10:20 AM

hek, please tell me you have a flipcam or something similar mounted in a fore-facing view.
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10-16-2011, 11:44 AM

NSFW, it ruined my morning. I still have very little faith in humanity.

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in the video: 2yo girl gets run over (three times WTF) and 18 passerbys ignore her until a trash scavenger lady helps her.


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Dr. Zaius
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10-16-2011, 01:32 PM

I've spent 1000 hours playing tf2. That's 42 days.

I could've done away with like 900 of those hours.


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10-16-2011, 01:42 PM

(10-16-2011, 01:32 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: I've spent 1000 hours playing tf2. That's 42 days.

I could've done away with like 900 of those hours.

Imagine how many more hours were spent thinking about TF2 and how shitty it is.


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10-16-2011, 01:44 PM

(10-16-2011, 01:42 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg227066#msg227066 date=1318789964]
I've spent 1000 hours playing tf2. That's 42 days.

I could've done away with like 900 of those hours.

Imagine how many more hours were spent thinking about TF2 and how shitty it is.
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tf2 has ruined my life


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10-16-2011, 02:16 PM

(10-16-2011, 01:44 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg227069#msg227069 date=1318790574]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg227066#msg227066 date=1318789964]
I've spent 1000 hours playing tf2. That's 42 days.

I could've done away with like 900 of those hours.

Imagine how many more hours were spent thinking about TF2 and how shitty it is.
[/quote]

tf2 has ruined my life
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10-16-2011, 02:42 PM

(10-16-2011, 01:44 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg227069#msg227069 date=1318790574]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg227066#msg227066 date=1318789964]
I've spent 1000 hours playing tf2. That's 42 days.

I could've done away with like 900 of those hours.

Imagine how many more hours were spent thinking about TF2 and how shitty it is.
[/quote]

tf2 has ruined my life
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Just remember that things could be worse.


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10-16-2011, 02:47 PM

(10-16-2011, 02:42 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg227070#msg227070 date=1318790690]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg227069#msg227069 date=1318790574]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg227066#msg227066 date=1318789964]
I've spent 1000 hours playing tf2. That's 42 days.

I could've done away with like 900 of those hours.

Imagine how many more hours were spent thinking about TF2 and how shitty it is.
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tf2 has ruined my life
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Just remember that things could be worse.
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10-16-2011, 04:00 PM

(10-16-2011, 11:44 AM)Käse link Wrote: NSFW, it ruined my morning. I still have very little faith in humanity.

兩車碾爛女童下半身 冷血行人路過不屑一顧

in the video: 2yo girl gets run over (three times WTF) and 18 passerbys ignore her until a trash scavenger lady helps her.
that's fucked kase. Sad

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10-16-2011, 04:51 PM

(10-16-2011, 12:58 AM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg226942#msg226942 date=1318698458]
that sucks bro. what was wrong?

After a full day of nothing but standing in the blistering rain during our service, we managed to bend three wheels (all repairable with a hammer) and then bent a fender into a wheel, also hammer duty.

When driving back to our hotel, at three am after the first day of races, we lost steering of our car. We made it back to the hotel and drove in through the outdoor of a neighbouring automatic car wash. We lost a control arm bolt. We were able to rig up a replacement two hours before the start time for the next day. No sleep, at all.

During the next day, we bent another three rims and rolled the car, blowing out the windshield and rear passenger corner.
Within the thirty-minute service, we were able to source a spare windshield from another competitor and literary had everyone there bring a roll duct tape to help us tape it in. It was insane.

It is now 42 hours later, and I am just now getting into bed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 45 cars started on Friday morning. 17 cars made it to finish, we were no 16, despite rolling into a stream after hitting a three foot jump that was marked as a 'bump' in the route notes....
[/quote]
I assume you're the team mechanic, but I thought that you drove too. ?
Good luck getting the car ready again for the next one! Maybe its time for some new (better?) wheels?



Also, girl problems. Girl living on my floor shares a bunch of interests with me but it looks kinda like another dude I know stepped in before I did.


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10-16-2011, 05:37 PM

(10-16-2011, 12:58 AM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg226942#msg226942 date=1318698458]
that sucks bro. what was wrong?

After a full day of nothing but standing in the blistering rain during our service, we managed to bend three wheels (all repairable with a hammer) and then bent a fender into a wheel, also hammer duty.

When driving back to our hotel, at three am after the first day of races, we lost steering of our car. We made it back to the hotel and drove in through the outdoor of a neighbouring automatic car wash. We lost a control arm bolt. We were able to rig up a replacement two hours before the start time for the next day. No sleep, at all.

During the next day, we bent another three rims and rolled the car, blowing out the windshield and rear passenger corner.
Within the thirty-minute service, we were able to source a spare windshield from another competitor and literary had everyone there bring a roll duct tape to help us tape it in. It was insane.

It is now 42 hours later, and I am just now getting into bed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 45 cars started on Friday morning. 17 cars made it to finish, we were no 16, despite rolling into a stream after hitting a three foot jump that was marked as a 'bump' in the route notes....
[/quote]

Could have been worse dude.

http://espn.go.com/racing/indycar/story/...rash-vegas






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10-17-2011, 09:09 AM

(10-16-2011, 05:37 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg227034#msg227034 date=1318744706]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg226942#msg226942 date=1318698458]
that sucks bro. what was wrong?

After a full day of nothing but standing in the blistering rain during our service, we managed to bend three wheels (all repairable with a hammer) and then bent a fender into a wheel, also hammer duty.

When driving back to our hotel, at three am after the first day of races, we lost steering of our car. We made it back to the hotel and drove in through the outdoor of a neighbouring automatic car wash. We lost a control arm bolt. We were able to rig up a replacement two hours before the start time for the next day. No sleep, at all.

During the next day, we bent another three rims and rolled the car, blowing out the windshield and rear passenger corner.
Within the thirty-minute service, we were able to source a spare windshield from another competitor and literary had everyone there bring a roll duct tape to help us tape it in. It was insane.

It is now 42 hours later, and I am just now getting into bed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 45 cars started on Friday morning. 17 cars made it to finish, we were no 16, despite rolling into a stream after hitting a three foot jump that was marked as a 'bump' in the route notes....
[/quote]

Could have been worse dude.

http://espn.go.com/racing/indycar/story/...rash-vegas
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saw that bro, just tuned in after watching shit on the dvr and the other indy drivers were giving interviews while the red flag was up. everyone knew but no one wanted to talk about it.


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10-17-2011, 09:34 AM

(10-17-2011, 09:09 AM)k0ala link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg227096#msg227096 date=1318804674]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg227034#msg227034 date=1318744706]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg226942#msg226942 date=1318698458]
that sucks bro. what was wrong?

After a full day of nothing but standing in the blistering rain during our service, we managed to bend three wheels (all repairable with a hammer) and then bent a fender into a wheel, also hammer duty.

When driving back to our hotel, at three am after the first day of races, we lost steering of our car. We made it back to the hotel and drove in through the outdoor of a neighbouring automatic car wash. We lost a control arm bolt. We were able to rig up a replacement two hours before the start time for the next day. No sleep, at all.

During the next day, we bent another three rims and rolled the car, blowing out the windshield and rear passenger corner.
Within the thirty-minute service, we were able to source a spare windshield from another competitor and literary had everyone there bring a roll duct tape to help us tape it in. It was insane.

It is now 42 hours later, and I am just now getting into bed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 45 cars started on Friday morning. 17 cars made it to finish, we were no 16, despite rolling into a stream after hitting a three foot jump that was marked as a 'bump' in the route notes....
[/quote]

Could have been worse dude.

http://espn.go.com/racing/indycar/story/...rash-vegas
[/quote]
saw that bro, just tuned in after watching shit on the dvr and the other indy drivers were giving interviews while the red flag was up. everyone knew but no one wanted to talk about it.
[/quote]


Danica Patrick was saying that drivers were getting way too aggressive way too quickly. The crash happened only 12 laps into the race. She was saying that the track wasn't really well suited to the speeds they were going.






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10-17-2011, 04:59 PM

8 hours of transferring files from my old computer to my new one this weekend, only to find out today that Fallout 3 is now officially borked beyond repair, so now I need to redownload and remake all of my mods and mod resources.


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10-17-2011, 05:22 PM

(10-16-2011, 04:51 PM)Stein link Wrote: Also, girl problems. Girl living on my floor shares a bunch of interests with me but it looks kinda like another dude I know stepped in before I did.
Man Laws only apply when the guy is a friend of yours. Hit on her anyways.



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