The "Fuck my life" thread

[Kirby]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg227094#msg227094 date=1318801874]
Also, girl problems. Girl living on my floor shares a bunch of interests with me but it looks kinda like another dude I know stepped in before I did.

Man Laws only apply when the guy is a friend of yours. Hit on her anyways.
[/quote]


:-\

[zaneyard]

wait so i'm the only one who will back off and be a nice guy if some dude is already with a chick?

[Vlambo]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg227094#msg227094 date=1318801874]
Also, girl problems. Girl living on my floor shares a bunch of interests with me but it looks kinda like another dude I know stepped in before I did.

Man Laws only apply when the guy is a friend of yours. Hit on her anyways.
[/quote]

While(Girl  != Taken){
  if(Girl.hasSleptConsistentlyWith(Guy)
      return backoff
  else
      return fair game
}

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg227236#msg227236 date=1318890179]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg227094#msg227094 date=1318801874]
Also, girl problems. Girl living on my floor shares a bunch of interests with me but it looks kinda like another dude I know stepped in before I did.

Man Laws only apply when the guy is a friend of yours. Hit on her anyways.
[/quote]

While(Girl  != Taken){
   if(Girl.hasSleptConsistentlyWith(Guy)
      return threesome
   else
      return fair game
}
[/quote]ftfy

[Kirby]

wait so i'm the only one who will back off and be a nice guy if some dude is already with a chick?

I figured my slanted not happy face implied my disagreement with throwing game at some other guys girl.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg227034#msg227034 date=1318744706]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg226942#msg226942 date=1318698458]
that sucks bro. what was wrong?

After a full day of nothing but standing in the blistering rain during our service, we managed to bend three wheels (all repairable with a hammer) and then bent a fender into a wheel, also hammer duty.

When driving back to our hotel, at three am after the first day of races, we lost steering of our car. We made it back to the hotel and drove in through the outdoor of a neighbouring automatic car wash. We lost a control arm bolt. We were able to rig up a replacement two hours before the start time for the next day. No sleep, at all.

During the next day, we bent another three rims and rolled the car, blowing out the windshield and rear passenger corner.
Within the thirty-minute service, we were able to source a spare windshield from another competitor and literary had everyone there bring a roll duct tape to help us tape it in. It was insane.

It is now 42 hours later, and I am just now getting into bed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 45 cars started on Friday morning. 17 cars made it to finish, we were no 16, despite rolling into a stream after hitting a three foot jump that was marked as a 'bump' in the route notes....
[/quote]
I assume you're the team mechanic, but I thought that you drove too. ?
Good luck getting the car ready again for the next one! Maybe its time for some new (better?) wheels?



Also, girl problems. Girl living on my floor shares a bunch of interests with me but it looks kinda like another dude I know stepped in before I did.
[/quote]

99 PROBLEMS

[at0m]

Thought I'd heard that one of my ex girlfriends (engineer ex for those in on my nicknaming scheme) was engaged, but she wouldn't confirm it for me a few months ago.

Realized today via a comment on a mutual friend's facebook page that the wedding is in Indianapolis this weekend.

This is the girlfriend that I cheated on in college, but who subsequently left me for a different mutual friend's (then current) boyfriend. And got him to move to Florida and live with her about 4 months BEFORE he broke up with his (now ex) girlfriend. I got stuck in the middle of that particular love quadrangle because I still had hopes of rekindling my relationship, then when I realized what was up I was stuck because I wasn't sure if I should fill in my friend that her boyfriend was in love with/fucking my (then) ex.

The bit of news that led me to this revelation? My engineer ex posting about being excited about meeting another ex's fiance at cocktail hour Friday before engineer ex's wedding on Saturday.

I shouldn't care, but it hurts so much I feel physically ill.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg227094#msg227094 date=1318801874]
Also, girl problems. Girl living on my floor shares a bunch of interests with me but it looks kinda like another dude I know stepped in before I did.

Man Laws only apply when the guy is a friend of yours. Hit on her anyways.
[/quote]

This^  Dude would not give you this same courtesy.  Chivalry, in some matters, is an evolutionary hinderance. 

Thought I'd heard that one of my ex girlfriends (engineer ex for those in on my nicknaming scheme) was engaged, but she wouldn't confirm it for me a few months ago.

Realized today via a comment on a mutual friend's facebook page that the wedding is in Indianapolis this weekend.

This is the girlfriend that I cheated on in college, but who subsequently left me for a different mutual friend's (then current) boyfriend. And got him to move to Florida and live with her about 4 months BEFORE he broke up with his (now ex) girlfriend.

I shouldn't care, but I feel physically ill.

You're right, you shouldn't feel bad, did you have seafood for dinner?

[Didzo]

Girl problems suck.

:-\

[Didzo]

Also, Versus quit TF2, ruining my tag-flipping business.

:'(

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg227265#msg227265 date=1318901231]
Thought I'd heard that one of my ex girlfriends (engineer ex for those in on my nicknaming scheme) was engaged, but she wouldn't confirm it for me a few months ago.

Realized today via a comment on a mutual friend's facebook page that the wedding is in Indianapolis this weekend.

This is the girlfriend that I cheated on in college, but who subsequently left me for a different mutual friend's (then current) boyfriend. And got him to move to Florida and live with her about 4 months BEFORE he broke up with his (now ex) girlfriend.

I shouldn't care, but I feel physically ill.

You're right, you shouldn't feel bad, did you have seafood for dinner?
[/quote]Amusingly, I accidentally ate a crab popover on Saturday, which made my lips numb but nothing else thankfully. Today, no such luck as an alternative explanation.

[K2]

Pssh, girls. Who needs them? *puts on Naruto headband*

[HeK]

Pssh, girls. Who needs them? *puts on Naruto headband*

No cat ears?

After a full day of nothing but standing in the blistering rain during our service, we managed to bend three wheels (all repairable with a hammer) and then bent a fender into a wheel, also hammer duty.

When driving back to our hotel, at three am after the first day of races, we lost steering of our car. We made it back to the hotel and drove in through the outdoor of a neighbouring automatic car wash. We lost a control arm bolt. We were able to rig up a replacement two hours before the start time for the next day. No sleep, at all.

During the next day, we bent another three rims and rolled the car, blowing out the windshield and rear passenger corner.
Within the thirty-minute service, we were able to source a spare windshield from another competitor and literary had everyone there bring a roll duct tape to help us tape it in. It was insane.

It is now 42 hours later, and I am just now getting into bed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 45 cars started on Friday morning. 17 cars made it to finish, we were no 16, despite rolling into a stream after hitting a three foot jump that was marked as a 'bump' in the route notes....

http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/ind...#msg227291

[[SiN] Merc]

Pssh, girls. Who needs them? *puts on Naruto headband*

Everything I know about girls I learned from Harvest Moon. For some odd reason though, they seemed weirded out when I force tomatoes on them and then chuck a blue feather their direction. I thought that shit was pretty self-explanatory.

[matter11]

Merc link=topic=3709.msg227301#msg227301 date=1318915938]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg227290#msg227290 date=1318908503]
Pssh, girls. Who needs them? *puts on Naruto headband*

Everything I know about girls I learned from Harvest Moon. For some odd reason though, they seemed weirded out when I force tomatoes on them and then chuck a blue feather their direction. I thought that shit was pretty self-explanatory.
[/quote]

fable is better for that. The ol' whistle, flex, and pose doesn't fail. make sure to hold it though.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg227301#msg227301 date=1318915938]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg227290#msg227290 date=1318908503]
Pssh, girls. Who needs them? *puts on Naruto headband*

Everything I know about girls I learned from Harvest Moon. For some odd reason though, they seemed weirded out when I force tomatoes on them and then chuck a blue feather their direction. I thought that shit was pretty self-explanatory.
[/quote]

fable is better for that. The ol' whistle, flex, and pose doesn't fail. make sure to hold it though.
[/quote]
Sexy beach 3 taught me everything I know about women! All you need to do is a lil' rubbing. They practically melt in your hands after that.

[at0m]

I guess Leisure Suit Larry explains why I've been having better luck.

[Dtrain323i]

Not allowing video games to influence how I interact with women got me married. 

[CaffeinePowered]

Girl problems suck.

:-\

welcome to my current mental state  :-\

[Vlambo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg227270#msg227270 date=1318903591]
Girl problems suck.

:-\

welcome to my current mental state  :-\
[/quote]

99 PROBLEMS