The "Fuck my life" thread

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg230209#msg230209 date=1321073641]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg230206#msg230206 date=1321070671]
I've been back in the states for almost a week, and i looked at my credit card statement.

why are you not in bmore yet so i can buy you drinks <3
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I got a 4 day pass for veteran's day, so I went home.  I have to be back and Benning next week- I'm being transferred to the warrior transition battalion so they can figure out what wrong with my knee.  It sucks because I could probably do it at home, but it's not so bad, since I stay on active duty for treatment.  bottom line- I'll have to try Baltimore later. 
[/quote]Didn't realize you were home on a pass, I wouldn't expect you to waste time with me in that case. Take care of yourself.

[matter11]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg230219#msg230219 date=1321103523]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg230209#msg230209 date=1321073641]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg230206#msg230206 date=1321070671]
I've been back in the states for almost a week, and i looked at my credit card statement.

why are you not in bmore yet so i can buy you drinks <3
[/quote]

I got a 4 day pass for veteran's day, so I went home.  I have to be back and Benning next week- I'm being transferred to the warrior transition battalion so they can figure out what wrong with my knee.  It sucks because I could probably do it at home, but it's not so bad, since I stay on active duty for treatment.  bottom line- I'll have to try Baltimore later. 
[/quote]Take care of yourself Helix, take care of crow and bring him many beers.
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[loldollas]

[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg230176#msg230176 date=1321054842]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg230174#msg230174 date=1321053945]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg230127#msg230127 date=1321019520]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg230124#msg230124 date=1321003110]
Even though I'm not that kind of guy, I went for the arm-around-shoulders thing after watching Totoro and two hours of Castle. I freaked her out and I think I may have just ruined an awesome friendship.

Going to see if I can salvage this tomorrow or after the weekend is over.

I feel like such an ass.

Don't feel bad at all! You didn't do anything scuzzy! You were just testing the waters!  Its not like you went arm around the shoulders to innapropriate boob grab or something!  Seriously, if she's a cool friend, you two should be able to talk this out, it's just an arm around her shoulder!

Good luck salvaging that friendship, maybe she'll even find new feelings for ya?

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More story:

She came back a few minutes later to apologize for flipping out, and we talked/hugged. She said "something something win me over" and "something you're awesome something" on top of something about not losing our friendship.

I got off campus for the weekend (she was going home as well) but I want to talk to her again on Sunday when we're both back.
I think I'm going to ask her if I should wait for her move or if I should consider us "just friends" for a while. I'm pretty sure the friendship won't be awkward, but I'm still super worried inside.

Trying to write my lab report (just doing data tables now) but can't focus. Might try to find something on my car to fix/break instead. Unnnngh.
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Wait im confused? Is she asking you to win her over? Then you dont wait for her move, you do your best to nut up and impress her haha.

Clarify plz
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I don't know. I think she said I "might be able to win her over", but it may have been a little more positive than that.
[/quote]

Why are you forgetting her exact words? Listen to her lol...

anyways, typically you shouldn't wait for her move.

Good luck making a move!

[Stein]

[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg230180#msg230180 date=1321058118]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg230176#msg230176 date=1321054842]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg230174#msg230174 date=1321053945]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg230127#msg230127 date=1321019520]
[quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg230124#msg230124 date=1321003110]
Even though I'm not that kind of guy, I went for the arm-around-shoulders thing after watching Totoro and two hours of Castle. I freaked her out and I think I may have just ruined an awesome friendship.

Going to see if I can salvage this tomorrow or after the weekend is over.

I feel like such an ass.

Don't feel bad at all! You didn't do anything scuzzy! You were just testing the waters!  Its not like you went arm around the shoulders to innapropriate boob grab or something!  Seriously, if she's a cool friend, you two should be able to talk this out, it's just an arm around her shoulder!

Good luck salvaging that friendship, maybe she'll even find new feelings for ya?

[/quote]
More story:

She came back a few minutes later to apologize for flipping out, and we talked/hugged. She said "something something win me over" and "something you're awesome something" on top of something about not losing our friendship.

I got off campus for the weekend (she was going home as well) but I want to talk to her again on Sunday when we're both back.
I think I'm going to ask her if I should wait for her move or if I should consider us "just friends" for a while. I'm pretty sure the friendship won't be awkward, but I'm still super worried inside.

Trying to write my lab report (just doing data tables now) but can't focus. Might try to find something on my car to fix/break instead. Unnnngh.
[/quote]

Wait im confused? Is she asking you to win her over? Then you dont wait for her move, you do your best to nut up and impress her haha.

Clarify plz
[/quote]
I don't know. I think she said I "might be able to win her over", but it may have been a little more positive than that.
[/quote]

Why are you forgetting her exact words? Listen to her lol...

anyways, typically you shouldn't wait for her move.

Good luck making a move!
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I know... The hug afterwords made me forget details though. (combo happy and sad face here).

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

3 months, 4 girls, 5 dates, 4 endings (that second date in the list was a mutual relationship euthanization) 

Christ goddamnit, I'm a one date wonder.... to be honest, I'm a little depressed about it. But fuck it, imma post it here on BRB'u for the lulz which will ensue at my expense.

[zaneyard]

oh hi i've been single for three years deal with it nerd

on a related note, why do girls on okc just ignore messages?

[Saxxy]

on a related note, why do girls on okc just ignore messages?

Is this a joke?

[Versus]

lmao

[matter11]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg230260#msg230260 date=1321139846]
on a related note, why do girls on okc just ignore messages?

Is this a joke?
[/quote]

gotta send dick pics to get replies.

[zaneyard]

i think i need to start taking advice from http://www.reddit.com/r/daterape

[Dtrain323i]

Man I love being married  8)

[CaffeinePowered]

oh hi i've been single for three eight years deal with it nerd

And not a single fuck is given

[kaese]

I'm not feeling so well. I slept my weekend away and I'm still sick.

[Saxxy]

i think i need to start taking advice from http://www.reddit.com/r/daterape

god damn i fucking hate reddit so much.

[zaneyard]

if this image didn't tell you the entire thing is satire, there's something wrong with you
http://i.imgur.com/wQQL2.png

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg230260#msg230260 date=1321139846]
oh hi i've been single for three eight years deal with it nerd

And not a single fuck is given
[/quote]

[Saxxy]

if this image didn't tell you the entire thing is satire, there's something wrong with you

This is not satire.  Posting a link titled "THIS IS WHY IT'S BETTER TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, LADIES" that leads to an article about the imprisonment of a gang rape victim is blatant misogyny.

[ThunderStain]

Came home from a 3 day vacation to every dish dirty in the apartment and the garbage wasn't taken out, just put in a box beside the can. Christ these guys dont learn.

[KarthXLR]

Came home from a 3 day vacation to every dish dirty in the apartment and the garbage wasn't taken out, just put in a box beside the can. Christ these guys dont learn.

I can relate.

[Versus]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg230325#msg230325 date=1321219698]
if this image didn't tell you the entire thing is satire, there's something wrong with you

This is not satire.  Posting a link titled "THIS IS WHY IT'S BETTER TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, LADIES" that leads to an article about the imprisonment of a gang rape victim is blatant misogyny.
[/quote]

reddit is literally 4chan but worse, because they pretend it isn't

[k0ala]

3 months, 4 girls, 5 dates, 4 endings (that second date in the list was a mutual relationship euthanization) 

Christ goddamnit, I'm a one date wonder.... to be honest, I'm a little depressed about it. But fuck it, imma post it here on BRB'u for the lulz which will ensue at my expense.

It shows that you're not willing to settle for less just to get some action, and it shows that you're dating people with similarly high standards.
You're doing it right. Keep going like that. If you really need that action to keep you motivated to date, do your line-dragging a few towns over, so no one knows who you are and you can feel free to try out some new lines.