The "Fuck my life" thread

[Hobospartan]

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[quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg230634#msg230634 date=1321473744]
dont hung get up on that real talk, just keep fishin son

should have been "reel" talk, to keep up with subtle puns mate.
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Karth's got a ton of homework tonight. Don't make him have to get on here and rage about puns too.
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You're right. I shouldn't bait him here.
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Are you trolling?
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I think the Jig is up.
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Yeah, we should really let karth focus on his School.

[[SiN] Merc]

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[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg230647#msg230647 date=1321488097]
[quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg230634#msg230634 date=1321473744]
dont hung get up on that real talk, just keep fishin son

should have been "reel" talk, to keep up with subtle puns mate.
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Karth's got a ton of homework tonight. Don't make him have to get on here and rage about puns too.
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You're right. I shouldn't bait him here.
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Are you trolling?
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I think the Jig is up.
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Yeah, we should really let karth focus on his School.
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It's film school. What's he gotta do, watch Happy Gillmore for homework?

[spm201]

So here's a novel idea: if you and your roommates share one parking spot between the three of you and you will be gone for the weekend MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR so that the guy who works till 3 AM has a place to park. God forbid he should actually drive it back home himself cuz he makes his parents chauffeur him 40 minutes each way due to his 'autophobia'.

[Dtrain323i]

So here's a novel idea: if you and your roommates share one parking spot between the three of you and you will be gone for the weekend MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR so that the guy who works till 3 AM has a place to park. God forbid he should actually drive it back home himself cuz he makes his parents chauffeur him 40 minutes each way due to his 'autophobia'.

Just tell Karth how much of a little bitch he's being.

[Kirby]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg230798#msg230798 date=1321611166]
So here's a novel idea: if you and your roommates share one parking spot between the three of you and you will be gone for the weekend MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR so that the guy who works till 3 AM has a place to park. God forbid he should actually drive it back home himself cuz he makes his parents chauffeur him 40 minutes each way due to his 'autophobia'.

Just tell Karth how much of a little bitch he's being.
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This guy is like Karth + Karrde while playing TF2, but on the forums.

[spm201]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg230802#msg230802 date=1321622351]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg230798#msg230798 date=1321611166]
So here's a novel idea: if you and your roommates share one parking spot between the three of you and you will be gone for the weekend MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR so that the guy who works till 3 AM has a place to park. God forbid he should actually drive it back home himself cuz he makes his parents chauffeur him 40 minutes each way due to his 'autophobia'.

Just tell Karth how much of a little bitch he's being.
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This guy is like Karth + Karrde while playing TF2, but on the forums.
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^How bad is that?

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg230808#msg230808 date=1321628579]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg230802#msg230802 date=1321622351]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg230798#msg230798 date=1321611166]
So here's a novel idea: if you and your roommates share one parking spot between the three of you and you will be gone for the weekend MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR so that the guy who works till 3 AM has a place to park. God forbid he should actually drive it back home himself cuz he makes his parents chauffeur him 40 minutes each way due to his 'autophobia'.

Just tell Karth how much of a little bitch he's being.
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This guy is like Karth + Karrde while playing TF2, but on the forums.
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^How bad is that?
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A bit better in my opinion.

[rumsfald]

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[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg230706#msg230706 date=1321542682]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg230697#msg230697 date=1321530790]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg230688#msg230688 date=1321517128]
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[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg230647#msg230647 date=1321488097]
[quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg230634#msg230634 date=1321473744]
dont hung get up on that real talk, just keep fishin son

should have been "reel" talk, to keep up with subtle puns mate.
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Karth's got a ton of homework tonight. Don't make him have to get on here and rage about puns too.
[/quote]

You're right. I shouldn't bait him here.
[/quote]

Are you trolling?
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I think the Jig is up.
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Yeah, we should really let karth focus on his School.
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It's film school. What's he gotta do, watch Happy Gillmore for homework?
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Do you hate all of Sandler's films, or is there one that tips the scales for you?

[zaneyard]

i don't understand all the sandler hate, most of his movies are funny as hell. disclaimer: haven't seen that new one and some of his "serious" ones.

[KarthXLR]

i don't understand all the sandler hate, most of his movies are funny as hell. disclaimer: haven't seen that new one and some of his "serious" ones.

It differs from person to person. I can't stand him.

[Kirby]

i don't understand all the sandler hate, most of his movies are funny as hell. disclaimer: haven't seen that new one and some of his "serious" ones.

I <3 Adam Sandler, but y the pun-quote-pyramid-piss-off-karth h8?

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

Holy shit bad day:

5pm Eastern: Boss gets mad at me not making a deadline which was not possible in the first place, has a minor yell-at-shit-flip at me with no witnesses. I'm staying late and stressed the fuck out. I kill the anxiety and I calm down and realize it's not my fault, I did in fact do all I could and that it's not the end of the world. (Boss had terrible day, took it out on me)

7pm Eastern: Mother calls (I'm still at the office, didn't get out till 8:30pm) and drops the h-bomb, my grandfather's commitment to a nursing home is going terribly. He terrorized the first home so bad they moved him. He's been transferred to another home where he's torn the feeding tube out of his mouth 3 times.  He won't be able to talk again. He's got dementia and he's sliding downhill at a meteoric rate. He's certifiably gone now but his body is still here. If not vegetative state, the damn close to it. He's been killing himself slowly, smoking and fasting. Father signed the DNR, now we're making grandfather comfortable whilst for the inevitable takes place.

Going on a camping trip I had planned with my ahem "volunteer group" tomorrow because fuck it, life is too short and I'm gonna go do something I'm good at to ease the pain

[Kirby]

I live in a town of less than 2000 people, there's 13 sex offenders within 5 miles of me. All convicted of at least two counts of touching a child under 14 - some as many as 7 counts.




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[spm201]

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[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg230808#msg230808 date=1321628579]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg230802#msg230802 date=1321622351]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg230798#msg230798 date=1321611166]
So here's a novel idea: if you and your roommates share one parking spot between the three of you and you will be gone for the weekend MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR so that the guy who works till 3 AM has a place to park. God forbid he should actually drive it back home himself cuz he makes his parents chauffeur him 40 minutes each way due to his 'autophobia'.

Just tell Karth how much of a little bitch he's being.
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This guy is like Karth + Karrde while playing TF2, but on the forums.
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^How bad is that?
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A bit better in my opinion.
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Someone on BRBu gave me a compliment? That's new.

[KarthXLR]

Holy shit bad day:

5pm Eastern: Boss gets mad at me not making a deadline which was not possible in the first place, has a minor yell-at-shit-flip at me with no witnesses. I'm staying late and stressed the fuck out. I kill the anxiety and I calm down and realize it's not my fault, I did in fact do all I could and that it's not the end of the world. (Boss had terrible day, took it out on me)

7pm Eastern: Mother calls (I'm still at the office, didn't get out till 8:30pm) and drops the h-bomb, my grandfather's commitment to a nursing home is going terribly. He terrorized the first home so bad they moved him. He's been transferred to another home where he's torn the feeding tube out of his mouth 3 times.  He won't be able to talk again. He's got dementia and he's sliding downhill at a meteoric rate. He's certifiably gone now but his body is still here. If not vegetative state, the damn close to it. He's been killing himself slowly, smoking and fasting. Father signed the DNR, now we're making grandfather comfortable whilst for the inevitable takes place.

Going on a camping trip I had planned with my ahem "volunteer group" tomorrow because fuck it, life is too short and I'm gonna go do something I'm good at to ease the pain

That sounds terrible Pie, my condolences.

[Versus]

[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3709.msg230893#msg230893 date=1321679190]
Holy shit bad day:

5pm Eastern: Boss gets mad at me not making a deadline which was not possible in the first place, has a minor yell-at-shit-flip at me with no witnesses. I'm staying late and stressed the fuck out. I kill the anxiety and I calm down and realize it's not my fault, I did in fact do all I could and that it's not the end of the world. (Boss had terrible day, took it out on me)

7pm Eastern: Mother calls (I'm still at the office, didn't get out till 8:30pm) and drops the h-bomb, my grandfather's commitment to a nursing home is going terribly. He terrorized the first home so bad they moved him. He's been transferred to another home where he's torn the feeding tube out of his mouth 3 times.  He won't be able to talk again. He's got dementia and he's sliding downhill at a meteoric rate. He's certifiably gone now but his body is still here. If not vegetative state, the damn close to it. He's been killing himself slowly, smoking and fasting. Father signed the DNR, now we're making grandfather comfortable whilst for the inevitable takes place.

Going on a camping trip I had planned with my ahem "volunteer group" tomorrow because fuck it, life is too short and I'm gonna go do something I'm good at to ease the pain

That sounds terrible Pie, my condolences.
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[Didzo]

flip all the tables

[at0m]

Sorry to hear that Pie, although I'm glad you've realized that your life shouldn't completely stop because of it. Curious why "Volunteer group" is in quotes though o_0

Also, SPM appears to have never been paying attention.

[Dr. Zaius]

Also, SPM appears to have never been paying attention.

Nobody does, now what were you saying?

Sorry to hear that Pie

Also this  :-\

[Luinbariel]

I am sorry, Pie.

Minor FML: first REAL craft sale with HeK's mom going poorly. Almost two hours, no sale.