The "Fuck my life" thread

[kaese]

The quality of the Youtube layout seems to decrease exponentially.

I only wish I could get rid of the "recommended videos" on the frontpage.

[spm201]

Well I'm working 3 days this weekend, all 8 hours plus and at the WORST position in the job all 3 days. My computer and phone both gave out in 2 days back to back. My mom is going in for surgery and my cat is dead. Day successfully FML'd. Screw this, I'm drinking hot chocolate and watching Psych.

[A. Crow]

I'm drinking hot chocolate

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Sorry for you Cat, mother, computer and phone.  NOW GO GET BETTER, STRONGER ELECTRONICS. 

[spm201]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg232010#msg232010 date=1322808858]
I'm drinking hot chocolate

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Sorry for you Cat, mother, computer and phone.  NOW GO GET BETTER, STRONGER ELECTRONICS. 
[/quote]

Might get an upgrade on the phone today. Building a gaming rig in 3 paychecks.

[A. Crow]

HO-FUCKIN-AAH, MAGGOT.

[Cloud_9ine]

I'll be dammed before I let my roommate sexile me, let alone at 6-8 AM

[at0m]

I'll be dammed before I let my roommate sexile me, let alone at 6-8 AM

You're a terrible roommate. Also, if you have separate bedrooms, just tell him to shut his door.

[Cloud_9ine]

[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232054#msg232054 date=1322876543]
I'll be dammed before I let my roommate sexile me, let alone at 6-8 AM

You're a terrible roommate. Also, if you have separate bedrooms, just tell him to shut his door.
[/quote]

No here is the thing, when it comes to here, you can only have opposite sex over on a setup intervisitation. Anything other is deemed an "illegal" and they tend to hammer you down badly if ever caught. You are actually better off fooling around in the main building since they will only catch you on a single infraction (sexual conduct) as opposed to two (sexual conduct and an illegal) for being in the room. Also we are only one small room.

I'm okay with sexile, but not at damn 6 AM. Not only that but he sprung it on me just a few hours ago and it is for tomorrow morning so it isn't like I have time to get some other plans in line. We all live within 2 minutes of eachother, why can't he go to her place?

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg232055#msg232055 date=1322877311]
[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232054#msg232054 date=1322876543]
I'll be dammed before I let my roommate sexile me, let alone at 6-8 AM

You're a terrible roommate. Also, if you have separate bedrooms, just tell him to shut his door.
[/quote]

No here is the thing, when it comes to here, you can only have opposite sex over on a setup intervisitation. Anything other is deemed an "illegal" and they tend to hammer you down badly if ever caught. You are actually better off fooling around in the main building since they will only catch you on a single infraction (sexual conduct) as opposed to two (sexual conduct and an illegal) for being in the room. Also we are only one small room.

I'm okay with sexile, but not at damn 6 AM. Not only that but he sprung it on me just a few hours ago and it is for tomorrow morning so it isn't like I have time to get some other plans in line. We all live within 2 minutes of eachother, why can't he go to her place?
[/quote]Least he could've done was get you to hold the camera, christ. Sounds like a policy arranged to make everyone literally gay.

[Cloud_9ine]

[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232057#msg232057 date=1322878460]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg232055#msg232055 date=1322877311]
[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232054#msg232054 date=1322876543]
I'll be dammed before I let my roommate sexile me, let alone at 6-8 AM

You're a terrible roommate. Also, if you have separate bedrooms, just tell him to shut his door.
[/quote]

No here is the thing, when it comes to here, you can only have opposite sex over on a setup intervisitation. Anything other is deemed an "illegal" and they tend to hammer you down badly if ever caught. You are actually better off fooling around in the main building since they will only catch you on a single infraction (sexual conduct) as opposed to two (sexual conduct and an illegal) for being in the room. Also we are only one small room.

I'm okay with sexile, but not at damn 6 AM. Not only that but he sprung it on me just a few hours ago and it is for tomorrow morning so it isn't like I have time to get some other plans in line. We all live within 2 minutes of eachother, why can't he go to her place?
[/quote]Least he could've done was get you to hold the camera, christ. Sounds like a policy arranged to make everyone literally gay.
[/quote]

I know, right? He wont even tell me who.

[Vlambo]

[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232054#msg232054 date=1322876543]
I'll be dammed before I let my roommate sexile me, let alone at 6-8 AM

You're a terrible roommate. Also, if you have separate bedrooms, just tell him to shut his door.
[/quote]

As a man who was kicked out multiple times my frosh year, so my roommate could bang the oddest arrangement of women, all I can say is man up. You would want him to GTFO if you wanted some action.

Which is why I have a slight disdain for my 2nd year roommate. The fucker would argue that he had stuff to do when I was just trying to get some. Srsly fuck that guy, COD is not something, so talk to people, leave the room.

[Cloud_9ine]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg232055#msg232055 date=1322877311]
[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232054#msg232054 date=1322876543]
I'll be dammed before I let my roommate sexile me, let alone at 6-8 AM

You're a terrible roommate. Also, if you have separate bedrooms, just tell him to shut his door.
[/quote]

As a man who was kicked out multiple times my frosh year, so my roommate could bang the oddest arrangement of women, all I can say is man up. You would want him to GTFO if you wanted some action.

Which is why I have a slight disdain for my 2nd year roommate. The fucker would argue that he had stuff to do when I was just trying to get some. Srsly fuck that guy, COD is not something, so talk to people, leave the room.


[/quote]

This high school campus of 600 students is beyond dead at 6 AM,there is nobody to talk to because everyone is sleeping in. I'm good any other time that doesn't require me to sleep on commons couch that is as hard as floor made of granite. This isn't spur of the moment shit, this is something he's apparently planned for a while, never asking me my plans, and decides to just tell me tonight.

[zaneyard]

See I don't understand this train of thought. Have you never seen a naked body before? Why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate. as long as they aren't so loud that they are keeping you up or disturbing you then what's the big deal. I suppose I'm just used to getting laid with my brother playing xbox 10 feet away. But seriously though, it's like when people act surprised that people walk around naked in public showers. Oh look, it's a penis, we all have one.

[Cloud_9ine]

see i don't understand this train of thought. have you never seen a naked body before? why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate.

He'd be a horrifying sight. Whoever this girl is probably wont, but in the chance he is caught, then I'm pegged for that shit too. Also sucks that he is top bunk.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg232071#msg232071 date=1322883124]
see i don't understand this train of thought. have you never seen a naked body before? why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate.

He'd be a horrifying sight. Whoever this girl is probably wont, but in the chance he is caught, then I'm pegged for that shit too. Also sucks that he is top bunk.
[/quote]

Dude.

they're going to have sex on your bunk.  Especially if it's made. 

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232072#msg232072 date=1322883269]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg232071#msg232071 date=1322883124]
see i don't understand this train of thought. have you never seen a naked body before? why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate.

He'd be a horrifying sight. Whoever this girl is probably wont, but in the chance he is caught, then I'm pegged for that shit too. Also sucks that he is top bunk.
[/quote]

Dude.

they're going to have sex on your bunk.  Especially if it's made. 
[/quote]

My old roommate fucked a hogbeast in our dorm. I was on the top bunk and he and hogzilla were in the bottom. I felt like I was on a dinghy in a hurricane.

[Cloud_9ine]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg232080#msg232080 date=1322885402]
[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232072#msg232072 date=1322883269]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg232071#msg232071 date=1322883124]
see i don't understand this train of thought. have you never seen a naked body before? why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate.

He'd be a horrifying sight. Whoever this girl is probably wont, but in the chance he is caught, then I'm pegged for that shit too. Also sucks that he is top bunk.
[/quote]

Dude.

they're going to have sex on your bunk.  Especially if it's made. 
[/quote]

My old roommate fucked a hogbeast in our dorm. I was on the top bunk and he and hogzilla were in the bottom. I felt like I was on a dinghy in a hurricane.
[/quote]

Regardless, just making sure I actually sleep and stuff so sucks to be him. Sure its a dick move, but I'd never pull this shit on him out of nowhere.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg232080#msg232080 date=1322885402]
[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232072#msg232072 date=1322883269]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg232071#msg232071 date=1322883124]
see i don't understand this train of thought. have you never seen a naked body before? why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate.

He'd be a horrifying sight. Whoever this girl is probably wont, but in the chance he is caught, then I'm pegged for that shit too. Also sucks that he is top bunk.
[/quote]

Dude.

they're going to have sex on your bunk.  Especially if it's made. 
[/quote]

My old roommate fucked a hogbeast in our dorm. I was on the top bunk and he and hogzilla were in the bottom. I felt like I was on a dinghy in a hurricane.
[/quote]
oh god thank your for the laugh.

[Cloud_9ine]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg232082#msg232082 date=1322886169]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg232080#msg232080 date=1322885402]
[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232072#msg232072 date=1322883269]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg232071#msg232071 date=1322883124]
see i don't understand this train of thought. have you never seen a naked body before? why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate.

He'd be a horrifying sight. Whoever this girl is probably wont, but in the chance he is caught, then I'm pegged for that shit too. Also sucks that he is top bunk.
[/quote]

Dude.

they're going to have sex on your bunk.  Especially if it's made. 
[/quote]

My old roommate fucked a hogbeast in our dorm. I was on the top bunk and he and hogzilla were in the bottom. I felt like I was on a dinghy in a hurricane.
[/quote]
oh god thank your for the laugh.
[/quote]Yea I gave +1 for that. Was so good.

Sent from my DroidInc running MIUI

[DragonEkarus]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg232080#msg232080 date=1322885402]
[quote author=Cloud_9ine link=topic=3709.msg232072#msg232072 date=1322883269]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg232071#msg232071 date=1322883124]
see i don't understand this train of thought. have you never seen a naked body before? why does it bother people to have sex in a proximity to other people, especially when you're in the situation of having a roommate.

He'd be a horrifying sight. Whoever this girl is probably wont, but in the chance he is caught, then I'm pegged for that shit too. Also sucks that he is top bunk.
[/quote]

Dude.

they're going to have sex on your bunk.  Especially if it's made. 
[/quote]

My old roommate fucked a hogbeast in our dorm. I was on the top bunk and he and hogzilla were in the bottom. I felt like I was on a dinghy in a hurricane.
[/quote]
Congratulation, you've won the internet.