The "Fuck my life" thread

[Saxxy]

damnit, PI liked my experiment ideas so now I have to do them instead of leaving lab early and playing video games #firstworldproblemstothemax

[Versus]

damnit, PI liked my experiment ideas so now I have to do them instead of leaving lab early and playing video games #firstworldproblemstothemax

today was too hot

[at0m]

On 4square, I dethroned the mayor of the hotel I'm staying in.

He's the hotel manager.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

On 4square, I dethroned the mayor of the hotel I'm staying in.

He's the hotel manager.

cuba libre?

[Saxxy]

[quote author=Saxxy link=topic=3709.msg238316#msg238316 date=1328139831]
damnit, PI liked my experiment ideas so now I have to do them instead of leaving lab early and playing video games #firstworldproblemstothemax

today was too hot
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ffffffff the weather was a amazing in austin today fuck why didn't i go outside for more than ten minutes :'( :'( :'(

omg i just realized i posted in the drunk thread, the gotta get this off my chest thread, and the fuck my life thread.  wow.  plus ones all around gg no re amirite

[Kirby]

So my dad gets home today and knocks on my door, pokes his head in and says "Eli I need some help" I'm all like ok gimme a sec lemmie finish this line of code.


So I walk out into the livingroom where my dad's slumped over on the sofa and groaning and I'm like "wtf?"


Says he's having a lot of trouble breathing and whatnot, and can I drive him to the ER


Run back into my room to grab my wallet/keys/phone so fast I knock my bong over onto my G510 on my way by. 



FML thread because it turns out to be a dislocated rib.


I wonder when I'll be able to afford a replacement :-\

[VeraLapsa]

Run back into my room to grab my wallet/keys/phone so fast I knock my bong over onto my G510 on my way by. 

+1 for an additional reason why I don't do any drugs legal or not, other then my prescription estrogen pill and testosterone blocker pill.

[A. Crow]

Run back into my room to grab my wallet/keys/phone so fast I knock my bong over onto my G510 on my way by. 

Unplug the fucker, open it up, let it dry out for a couple days, and try again.  (you know this, why are you bitching about it if you know it might still work)  If my droid eris could survive a trip through the washer in Afghanistan, your keyboard can probably handle some pot water. 

[Bonesinger]

The "god damn why am I so stupid" edition.

Ate wheat; I'm allergic to wheat.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg238428#msg238428 date=1328237290]
Run back into my room to grab my wallet/keys/phone so fast I knock my bong over onto my G510 on my way by. 

Unplug the fucker, open it up, let it dry out for a couple days, and try again.  (you know this, why are you bitching about it if you know it might still work)  If my droid eris could survive a trip through the washer in Afghanistan, your keyboard can probably handle some pot water. 
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Aww, Crow, I was hoping you would give him the gun-lover-heart-to-heart speach. The one that ends with "Then Master Sergeant turned to us, and said, "And that's why you don't leave high-caliber ordnance sitting around loaded.""

[Kirby]

[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg238428#msg238428 date=1328237290]
Run back into my room to grab my wallet/keys/phone so fast I knock my bong over onto my G510 on my way by.  

Unplug the fucker, open it up, let it dry out for a couple days, and try again.  (you know this, why are you bitching about it if you know it might still work)  If my droid eris could survive a trip through the washer in Afghanistan, your keyboard can probably handle some pot water.  
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It went PffffZZZT and made my computer lock up, and does nothing when plugged in now.

I was more concerned with getting out the door then my keyboard at the time.



But it's ok because my dad covered it because he's cool like that.

[Eightball]

+1 big-name game that I'll never be able to play because it uses GFWL which decides to never work on this computer

[ainmosni]

+1 big-name game that I'll never be able to play because it uses GFWL which decides to never work on this computer

Let me guess, it doesn't log in, ever?

EDIT: GFWL that is, it just times out?

EDIT2: If that's the case, try this:

Open a DOS prompt (winkey+R and type in cmd).
Type in "netsh interface ipv4 show subinterfaces"
Look up the network adapter that you're using and verify that your MTU is 1500, if you can't login to GFWL there is a chance that it's set lower than that. (In my case it was Cisco VPN client which set it lower.)
If it is lower, reset it back to 1500 by typing "netsh interface ipv4 set subinterface "Local Area Connection" mtu=1500 store=persistent"

[Eightball]

Well, after several attempts at reinstalls, I discovered that the problem lay with a faulty "live! sign-in client", which the GFWL client doesn't bother to reinstall itself. As a result, every time a game using GWFL launched, it would crash about 5 seconds in, presumably when the GFWL client initialized. Uninstalled all of my live essentials and reinstalled, finally got it to work. Thanks for the help though

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

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[Luca Shoal]

Goddamit. I need to password protect my computer now. My mom was poking around and found something she shouldn't have. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

[rumsfald]

Goddamit. I need to password protect my computer now. My mom was poking around and found something she shouldn't have. Yiff, yiff, yiff.

Fixed.

[[SiN] Merc]

Goddamit. I need to password protect my computer now. My mom was poking around and found something she shouldn't have.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Opening

[Saxxy]

Merc link=topic=3709.msg238654#msg238654 date=1328581620]
[quote author=TV's Luca link=topic=3709.msg238637#msg238637 date=1328566033]
Goddamit. I need to password protect my computer now. My mom was poking around and found something she shouldn't have.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Opening
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ponies made me gay #realtalk

[Saxxy]

also losing our ugc match oh hey jack daniels how you doing

god it would have been easier if we hadn't started making an awesome comeback

ahhhh and we almost went 3-1 the first half fffuck