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commish
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#721
09-10-2009, 07:30 PM

This is a quick chat between me and my fiancee, I might get stoned to death for doing this but whatever

(8:24:50 PM) (F)*** (&): you're making me work a double-day here
(8:24:55 PM) (F)*** (&): what will i get for that?
(8:24:56 PM) (F)*** (&): lol
(8:25:13 PM) Dr. Commish: well I am keeping the house nice and clean right now
(8:25:27 PM) (F)*** (&): i know. thank you.
(8:25:39 PM) (F)*** (&): i didn't have much left to do, just put away the laundry, and make dinner for myself.
(8:25:41 PM) (F)*** (&): Smile
(8:26:06 PM) Dr. Commish: maybe just let the dog go wee on the balcony
(8:26:41 PM) (F)*** (&): i walked him
(8:26:50 PM) (F)*** (&)): and he had an epic loldog moment
(8:27:19 PM) (F)*** (&): you know that female weiner dog at the corner of adam st? she's his little friend
(8:27:28 PM) Dr. Commish: ok
(8:27:29 PM) (F)*** (&): well, she was behind the fence, and he peed on her face
(8:27:38 PM) Dr. Commish: awesome

Geoff: i've never had a sammich like this
Geoff: its so good
Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams
Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES
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Chaosye
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#722
09-10-2009, 08:22 PM

(09-10-2009, 07:30 PM)commish link Wrote: (8:27:38 PM) Dr. Commish: awesome
awesome

:3
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Geoff
Real World Azn


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#723
09-10-2009, 08:44 PM


9:41 PM - JöhnoDomino: i get my tf2 in early
9:42 PM - JöhnoDomino: so my fingers are ready for anything
9:42 PM - JöhnoDomino: including a vagnina
9:42 PM - JöhnoDomino: just in case

(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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KarthXLR
Free of STD's ... lolwut?


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#724
09-10-2009, 08:48 PM

jef(f) the police: UH OH
jef(f) the police: I NEED TO POOP
jef(f) the police: OH GOD
jef(f) the police: THIS IS LIKE A FLASH FLOOD
jef(f) the police: FLASH POOP
EIGHTY EIGHT MILE PER HOURRRRRRR: it's not leaking is it?
jef(f) the police: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jef(f) the police: NOT YET
jef(f) the police: BBL



For those who just can't get enough.
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SBCrystal
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#725
09-13-2009, 03:15 PM

<+SBCrystal> I farted.
<@Negate> NICE
<@Negate> I farted once wasn't sure if it was gonna be a fart or a poo
<@Negate> it was a loud fart
<@Negate> I was pleased
<+LAG> >_>
<+Coppanuva> WOW
<@Negate> yes...
<@Negate> it smelled and was loud enough that my dad heard it
<@Negate> it was the rare loud and smelly fart
<+Coppanuva> Negate you are so cool.
<@Negate> cool story bro

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http://uneditedcrystal.com/blog/
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3clipse
Gay for Richard Simmons


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#726
09-14-2009, 10:49 PM

I am fucking Macho.

8:49 PM - KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
8:49 PM - +|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
8:49 PM - +|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
8:49 PM - KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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Greatbacon
The Most Delicious of All Meats


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#727
09-16-2009, 07:03 PM

[16:47] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the sandwich is the best healer in TF2
[16:48] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but it's spelled sandvich
[16:48] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the Sandman is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:49] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the BackBurner is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:50] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the flare gun is way more fun than the BackBurner
[16:51] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but spectator is the best team in TF2
[16:52] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but ideling is the best way to play TF2
[16:53] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but valve will take all your items if you idle in TF2
[16:54] <+Coppanuva> Yo GreatBacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but my cheater's lament is the best worst hat in TF2
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Neonie
The Alphabet has 24 Letters


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#728
09-16-2009, 07:34 PM

(09-16-2009, 07:03 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [16:47] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the sandwich is the best healer in TF2
[16:48] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but it's spelled sandvich
[16:48] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the Sandman is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:49] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the BackBurner is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:50] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the flare gun is way more fun than the BackBurner
[16:51] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but spectator is the best team in TF2
[16:52] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but ideling is the best way to play TF2
[16:53] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but valve will take all your items if you idle in TF2
[16:54] <+Coppanuva> Yo GreatBacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but my cheater's lament is the best worst hat in TF2

Epic

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beep beep diglett
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#729
09-16-2009, 07:39 PM

(09-16-2009, 07:03 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [16:47] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the sandwich is the best healer in TF2
[16:48] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but it's spelled sandvich
[16:48] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the Sandman is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:49] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the BackBurner is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:50] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the flare gun is way more fun than the BackBurner
[16:51] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but spectator is the best team in TF2
[16:52] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but ideling is the best way to play TF2
[16:53] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but valve will take all your items if you idle in TF2
[16:54] <+Coppanuva> Yo GreatBacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but my cheater's lament is the best worst hat in TF2

yo greatbacon im happy for you and all and imma let u finish but anykey's omegle copy paste was the best this page
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Chaosye
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#730
09-16-2009, 07:52 PM

"you can't spell unisex without U n I sex"
awesome quote

:3
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Greatbacon
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#731
09-16-2009, 09:12 PM

"Goddammit, stop circle strafing me, I'm not a fucking boss!"
    -Some dude on the server.
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Squishy3
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#732
09-17-2009, 01:47 AM

(09-16-2009, 07:52 PM)TheAnyKey link Wrote: "you can't spell unisex without U n I sex"
awesome quote
Okay, I lol'd

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Neonie
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#733
09-21-2009, 09:37 PM

KataKlipse [Meow!]: I cant freaking finger it!

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3clipse
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#734
09-21-2009, 09:57 PM

(09-21-2009, 09:37 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: KataKlipse [Meow!]: I cant freaking finger it!
Later in that Convo.
7:56 PM - -{TFB}- neonie: I wish I had girls I had to ASK to stop making out with me..
7:56 PM - KataKlipse [Meow!]: ROFL!

KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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Chaosye
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#735
09-22-2009, 07:00 PM

Stranger: [Omegle is obligated to inform you that you are awesome.]
Stranger: Hey!
You: Big Grin
You: thanks omegle
You: you're pretty awesome too
Stranger: Thanks, stranger. Smile
You: You're the stranger here mistar
Stranger: It appears as if I am...

I think everyone on Omegle stole my idea
Is that good or bad

:3
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K2
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#736
09-22-2009, 07:09 PM

(09-22-2009, 07:00 PM)TheAnyKey link Wrote: Stranger: [Omegle is obligated to inform you that you are awesome.]
Stranger: Hey!
You: Big Grin
You: thanks omegle
You: you're pretty awesome too
Stranger: Thanks, stranger. Smile
You: You're the stranger here mistar
Stranger: It appears as if I am...

I think everyone on Omegle stole my idea
Is that good or bad

http://www.bash.org/?902229
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Chaosye
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#737
09-22-2009, 08:07 PM

(09-22-2009, 07:09 PM)K2 link Wrote: [quote author=TheAnyKey link=topic=106.msg114606#msg114606 date=1253664050]
Stranger: [Omegle is obligated to inform you that you are awesome.]
Stranger: Hey!
You: Big Grin
You: thanks omegle
You: you're pretty awesome too
Stranger: Thanks, stranger. Smile
You: You're the stranger here mistar
Stranger: It appears as if I am...

I think everyone on Omegle stole my idea
Is that good or bad

http://www.bash.org/?902229
[/quote]oh god everyone is

:3
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CaffeinePowered
Mad Hatter
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#738
09-23-2009, 08:44 AM

<+SBCrystal> Surf314: I got banned from erepublik.
<+SBCrystal> My avatar was a little pink heart with the wrods "Cunt Taco" in it.
<+SBCrystal> I sent them an appeal with an ascii penis.

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at0m
Official Con Soccer Mom


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#739
09-24-2009, 07:42 AM

[08:36:55] * Luinbariel plays on omegle

...elsewhere, on omegle...
You: liz/
You: ?
Stranger: hi^^
You: omf srsly?
Stranger: from?
You: wat
You have disconnected.

D:

You: liz?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: liz? no
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You have disconnected.


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Luinbariel
Snailcat ..@:3


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#740
09-24-2009, 11:35 AM

Lololol.

I was in that conversation for like thirty minutes, trying to convince this kid I had taken his soul for lying about fucking animals.
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