The "Fuck my life" thread

[Kirby]

why did i buy this ghost pepper salsa

Naga jolokia is the best thing ever.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=versus link=topic=3709.msg241639#msg241639 date=1332493554]
why did i buy this ghost pepper salsa

Naga jolokia is the best thing ever.
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Having had the stuff, I agree, tastes amazing

[at0m]

why did i buy this ghost pepper salsa

ambien.

[kaese]

A new pepper has been named the hottest pepper in the world now. The bhut jolokia is no longer king.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=«(''«) link=topic=3709.msg241641#msg241641 date=1332498744]
[quote author=versus link=topic=3709.msg241639#msg241639 date=1332493554]
why did i buy this ghost pepper salsa

Naga jolokia is the best thing ever.
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Having had the stuff, I agree, tastes amazing
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[KarthXLR]

Small stuff, but a lot of inconveniences are making preparation for this film shoot especially hard, even more so that my work is scheduling for big shifts when I'm need most for prep. I just want it to turn out good.  :-\

[Versus]

it's pretty good, so i kept eating because it didn't seem that spicy when

oh god aaaa

[Kirby]

it's pretty good, so i kept eating because it didn't seem that spicy when

oh god aaaa

That's it's evil genius.

There's a BBQ place near me that serves some wings simply coated with Jolokia sauce, they have you sign a waiver before they'll serve it to you, it's great.

Last time I went there with my dad I got some, there was this group of a few guys and girls at the bar who I had belatedly realized had turned around and were literally watching me like a TV while I was mowing the stuff down.

I heard one of the girls comment "haha look he's crying" when I had to jam a napkin in my eye because it was watering so profusely, so I just got up and walked over to her with one of the wings in my hand and waved it near her face, she immediately started to sneeze and cough because the capsaicin irritated her nose and throat so bad. Then her friends lol'ed in her face at her and called her a pussy, and I resumed eating mouthfuls of the stuff.

If Charlie Sheen had done his stint before this occurred, I probably would have 'winning'ed her before I went back to the table.

[Luinbariel]

Girls are evil and dumb, even at work.

Hope all those co-workers from my training class last year have fun going on the outing they planned without including my right in my face.

[Chief]

Girls are evil and dumb, even at work.

Hope all those co-workers from my training class last year have fun going on the outing they planned without including my right in my face.

here have this to make you happy

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg241688#msg241688 date=1332545214]
Girls are evil and dumb, even at work.

Hope all those co-workers from my training class last year have fun going on the outing they planned without including my right in my face.

here have this to make you happy

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And then I was happy.

<3

[Hobospartan]

I came to bitch about the shitty night I had at work.

Then I saw Mario-kitteh, and all was good. (The beer is helping too)

[Chief]

for once i did something good

fuck yeah!

[Didzo]

for once i did something good

fuck yeah!

Due to lack of context, I will give you a neutral response that says nothing about anything.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3709.msg241729#msg241729 date=1332566386]
for once i did something good

fuck yeah!

Due to lack of context, I will give you a neutral response that says nothing about anything.
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Neutral Response

[Dtrain323i]

Got back to Omaha from helping take care of my sick father only to come home to a sick cat. Off to the vet we go.

[Surf314]

Surgery is the worst. I've been drugged up and nauseous since Wednesday, in all kinds of pain and I've just been able to start shutting my mouth all the way today. Also my coronoids were the largest the doctor has ever seen in his 32 years of practice and I'm probably going to get a case study written up about me in a medical journal.

[Dtrain323i]

I might have to put my cat down today. FUCK

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[matter11]

I might have to put my cat down today. FUCK

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I'm very sorry for that. I'd recommend pictures but I also understand that depending on his/her current condition you might not want to remember him/her that way. Try to think about how you gave it a better life than most cats can ask for.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg241840#msg241840 date=1332763633]
I might have to put my cat down today. FUCK

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I'm very sorry for that. I'd recommend pictures but I also understand that depending on his/her current condition you might not want to remember him/her that way. Try to think about how you gave it a better life than most cats can ask for.
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I've got plenty of pictures of him. I have good memories, just not enough. He's only 4 years old  :-\