The "Fuck my life" thread

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[quote author=Neptune link=topic=3709.msg253766#msg253766 date=1347571176]
[quote author=Höböspärtän link=topic=3709.msg253753#msg253753 date=1347560308]
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[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg253785#msg253785 date=1347595926]
it's been what... a year now since I got any? two years? fuck I don't remember. I need someone to fix me up on a date because I'm just too convinced of my fugliness to make the effort myself.

[/quote]holy shit that's a good quote...pyramid, think of all the slaves it'll take to have built when it's finished.
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edit: ok that's irrelevant and this is the fml thread, so here's my wasted post
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wat
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Zaius did a quote pyramid thing, but changed his mind.
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He was kind enough to explain this to me via Steam.

Cool kids don't quote pyramid.


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I agree

[Saxxy]

some dong baby called in a bomb threat to u of texas, whole campus had to evac.  Maybe its the same fuck who pulled fire alarms in all the science buildings on monday. >

[Reevesith]

Was doing some house cleaning, and just now I see some skin was removed from my pinky & was bleeding.  No idea when it happen.

well not much of a fuck my life, but ouch my pinky.

[Eightball]

bitchbitch wahwah mundane/petty bullshit i can't find my keys+wallet even after searching the apartment for hours wahwah fuck this

[zaneyard]

bitchbitch wahwah mundane/petty bullshit i can't find my keys+wallet even after searching the apartment for hours wahwah fuck this

I usually keep all that shit in my pocket.

[Didzo]

[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg253885#msg253885 date=1347743064]
bitchbitch wahwah mundane/petty bullshit i can't find my keys+wallet even after searching the apartment for hours wahwah fuck this

I usually keep all that shit in my pocket.
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It's probably somewhere where you'll be pissed that you didn't find it earlier once you find it.

[Eightball]

thanks guys

[HeK]

Maybe you dropped your pocket.

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[at0m]

The first person I've met IRL in the last 10 years that I feel like I could be really close friends with is beginning to sever ties with the Baltimore area so he can move to Ohio to be with his a longtime online friend of his, who he recently started dating long-distance.

All these feels, and the person I was hoping to talk to about it is the one causing them.

[Didzo]

The first person I've met IRL in the last 10 years that I feel like I could be really close friends with is beginning to sever ties with the Baltimore area so he can move to Ohio to be with his a longtime online friend of his, who he recently started dating long-distance.

All these feels, and the person I was hoping to talk to about it is the one causing them.

[Dtrain323i]

The first person I've met IRL in the last 10 years that I feel like I could be really close friends with is beginning to sever ties with the Baltimore area so he can move to Ohio to be with his a longtime online friend of his, who he recently started dating long-distance.

All these feels, and the person I was hoping to talk to about it is the one causing them.

Do what I did, become a reclusive curmudgeon.

[Neptune]

The first person I've met IRL in the last 10 years that I feel like I could be really close friends with is beginning to sever ties with the Baltimore area so he can move to Ohio to be with his a longtime online friend of his, who he recently started dating long-distance.

All these feels, and the person I was hoping to talk to about it is the one causing them.

That's OK.  Ohio is literally the middle of nowhere.  He'll be so bored that it will be easy to convince him to return.

[Eightball]

Shit was turned into the apartment office, cash was gone though (expected) and my credit and debit cards were both taken. Mildly annoying, but god damn I am relieved to have it back.

However, after reviewing everything I think it was literally stolen from my apartment, probably while I was sleeping (the stuff is chained to my belt in a way that makes it impossible to steal and makes it really inconvenient for me to take off). Pretty spooky, going to have to make sure none of my roommates ever ever leave the door unlocked again.

EDIT: Purchases made using my debit card while it was lost. Fuck!

[Dtrain323i]

Shit was turned into the apartment office, cash was gone though (expected) and my credit and debit cards were both taken. Mildly annoying, but god damn I am relieved to have it back.

However, after reviewing everything I think it was literally stolen from my apartment, probably while I was sleeping (the stuff is chained to my belt in a way that makes it impossible to steal and makes it really inconvenient for me to take off). Pretty spooky, going to have to make sure none of my roommates ever ever leave the door unlocked again.

EDIT: Purchases made using my debit card while it was lost. Fuck!

Call the police and file a report. Call the bank and credit card company and cancel everything

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[zaneyard]

unfortunately the bank is unlikely to give you your money back because well, it's your money.

[Eightball]

Debit card transactions were still pending, probably won't feel the burn there. As it turns out one of the two transactions was actually Amazon prime renewing itself (ironically at the exact moment the card was stolen). So all in all just one fradulent non-PIN transaction of $28 for bus/subway fare, apparently. It's a pain but I only lost $50-60 out of this whole ordeal.

[Neptune]

unfortunately the bank is unlikely to give you your money back because well, it's your money.

This is untrue.  It's not even the bank's choice, really, it's Visa's (Or whoever handles the cards).  Good news is that it's pretty easy, even if it is a lot of paperwork.  Most likely, Eightball will be able to get his money back, especially since the apartment office was involved.  It's pretty obvious he didn't make those purchases.  Just make sure it's done first thing monday morning.

[zaneyard]

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unfortunately the bank is unlikely to give you your money back because well, it's your money.

This is untrue.  It's not even the bank's choice, really, it's Visa's (Or whoever handles the cards).  Good news is that it's pretty easy, even if it is a lot of paperwork.  Most likely, Eightball will be able to get his money back, especially since the apartment office was involved.  It's pretty obvious he didn't make those purchases.  Just make sure it's done first thing monday morning.
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I don't know enough about the subject matter to continue discussing it.

[Neptune]

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[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg253931#msg253931 date=1347821662]
unfortunately the bank is unlikely to give you your money back because well, it's your money.

This is untrue.  It's not even the bank's choice, really, it's Visa's (Or whoever handles the cards).  Good news is that it's pretty easy, even if it is a lot of paperwork.  Most likely, Eightball will be able to get his money back, especially since the apartment office was involved.  It's pretty obvious he didn't make those purchases.  Just make sure it's done first thing monday morning.
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I don't know enough about the subject matter to continue discussing it.
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You are already more wise than most people I know.

[HeK]

How can unauthorized purchases be made from your debit card? Doesn't it require a pin?

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