Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[copulatingduck]

ahahahah gabe owns

reference: Two Dollars (Part 1)

[copulatingduck]

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'
'Negative, ma'am,' the Sergeant Major said, 'Just serious by nature.'
'The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, '1955.'
She said, 'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
After wards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!'
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

[Versus]

nice

[SAVAGE-0]

5 parts - I thought they were really good...

YouTube
- Broadcast Yourself.

[Darklink]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

[copulatingduck]

5 parts - I thought they were really good...

YouTube
- Broadcast Yourself.

god these own

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1tRU1fsU..._embedded#!

I just might see this...

[Ianki]

[SAVAGE-0]

WATISTHISIDONTEVEN.... (moderately NSFW - cartoon penis so i'll let you copy paste bc i dont know how to disable the auto embed)

---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM---

[copulatingduck]

well that is unfortunate

[A. Crow]

fucked up.  straight fucked up. 

[Versus]

lol

[Professor Funbucks]

How to Say No: Moral Maturity (1951)

Well..uhh

[Ianki]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935998

[SAVAGE-0]

seriously london??? w t f...

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouv...oly,242206

watch the youtube at the botom haha

[CaffeinePowered]

seriously london??? w t f...

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouv...oly,242206

watch the youtube at the botom haha

I don't know if those are better or worse than Vancouver....I mean...those at least looked like something....but they were such ripoffs of Asian art and looked like something out of Pedobear Pals.

[Versus]

worse

[Surf314]

[A. Crow]

[quote author=SAVAGE-0 link=topic=52.msg153290#msg153290 date=1274376948]
seriously london??? w t f...

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouv...oly,242206

watch the youtube at the botom haha

I don't know if those are better or worse than Vancouver....I mean...those at least looked like something....but they were such ripoffs of Asian art and looked like something out of Pedobear Pals.
[/quote]

I thought it was a perfectly reasonable origin story. 

[Ianki]

why is reddit fucking a dead narwhal?

inside joke?