The "Fuck my life" thread

[at0m]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg139309#msg139309 date=1267633011]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg139307#msg139307 date=1267632969]
Omg, soils classification.  So damn boring.

What is the best soil to park artillery on?
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No, basically how to tell if it's going to suck to build on, and how to make it not suck. 
[/quote]Step 1: pour concrete all over the place
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit!

[A. Crow]

yeah i wish.  You know how complicated concrete can be when you want to drive 70 ton tanks over it?

[Ungodly]

My $75 chest freezer died after four months.
Last time I buy a used freezer made by 'General Freezer', $75 or not.

Please tell me that the company symbol for 'General Freezer' is a freezer with a general's hat on. This would make me so happy.

[A. Crow]

Everytime I see his avatar I think it's rummy posting... 

then i read the post...

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg139384#msg139384 date=1267658654]
My $75 chest freezer died after four months.
Last time I buy a used freezer made by 'General Freezer', $75 or not.

Please tell me that the company symbol for 'General Freezer' is a freezer with a general's hat on. This would make me so happy.
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Probably not.

We bought it used from someone, so...

[rumsfald]

@Crow I know, right? Sometimes I see it and say, "damn I must have been drunk as shit last night because I sure as hell don't remember posting that."

-Edit - to be clear, I'm talking about the Rumsfeld Origami avatar faking me out, and not making any comments on post quality. I'm used to scanning the avatars to see where I last left the thread.

[Ungodly]

Everytime I see his avatar I think it's rummy posting... 

then i read the post...

@Crow I know, right? Sometimes I see it and say, "damn I must have been drunk as shit last night because I sure as hell don't remember posting that."

is my posting that bad? damn

[Turtle]

nah rummy's posts are just really really good.

[Surf314]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg139429#msg139429 date=1267668249]
Everytime I see his avatar I think it's rummy posting... 

then i read the post...

@Crow I know, right? Sometimes I see it and say, "damn I must have been drunk as shit last night because I sure as hell don't remember posting that."

is my posting that bad? damn
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That is Rummy's old avatar.

[Ungodly]

I got that. I'm a paranoid insecure babby tho and inferred from the way they said it that I was a bad poster.

[Totla]

I hate graphing logs.

[zaneyard]

closed my index finger on a freezer door at work
damn it's hard to type when the tip of your finger hurts

[Chief]

"and the oscar goes to... THE HURT LOCKER, THE SEMI-UNKNOWN FILM THAT BURST OUT OF THE BLUE THAT PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES A WIN AT THE ACADEMIES"

the people who vote for this can shove a dick up their high-class asses
I haven't seen Avatar though, but I have seen The Hurt Locker. Sure it was a good movie, but it didn't click for me as a "best picture" winner.

[at0m]

My dad's cancer came back, it's in his other lung and his liver now. I don't even think its been 6 months since they took out the last tumor (left lung). He'll be going into the hospital next week for a week to start another type of immunotherapy (Melanoma doesn't respond to chemo), but he will miss his father's internment at Arlington National Cemetery, since he starts his second round of treatment the day of the ceremony. I guess I'll have to videotape it for him :/

I'm supposed to get up early for a business trip tomorrow and I can't sleep D:

[HeK]

My dad's cancer came back, it's in his other lung and his liver now. I don't even think its been 6 months since they took out the last tumor (left lung). He'll be going into the hospital next week for a week to start another type of immunotherapy (Melanoma doesn't respond to chemo), but he will miss his father's internment at Arlington National Cemetery, since he starts his second round of treatment the day of the ceremony. I guess I'll have to videotape it for him :/

I'm supposed to get up early for a business trip tomorrow and I can't sleep D:

D: is right!

Best wishes to your father and your family.

[SBCrystal]

My dad's cancer came back, it's in his other lung and his liver now. I don't even think its been 6 months since they took out the last tumor (left lung). He'll be going into the hospital next week for a week to start another type of immunotherapy (Melanoma doesn't respond to chemo), but he will miss his father's internment at Arlington National Cemetery, since he starts his second round of treatment the day of the ceremony. I guess I'll have to videotape it for him :/

I'm supposed to get up early for a business trip tomorrow and I can't sleep D:

I'm so sorry to hear this, baby.
You're in my thoughts.

[CaffeinePowered]

My dad's cancer came back, it's in his other lung and his liver now. I don't even think its been 6 months since they took out the last tumor (left lung). He'll be going into the hospital next week for a week to start another type of immunotherapy (Melanoma doesn't respond to chemo), but he will miss his father's internment at Arlington National Cemetery, since he starts his second round of treatment the day of the ceremony. I guess I'll have to videotape it for him :/

I'm supposed to get up early for a business trip tomorrow and I can't sleep D:

[KorJax]

Friend I'm somewhat interested came over light night.  It wasn't too bad at first, I showed him some youtube stuffs on PC, and we decided to watch a movie.  Kitty comes up to cuddle on me while I sit next to him.  Long story short, we end up holding hands, felt great. 

That is until I got just about the worst case of blueballs ever and had it for the rest of the night.  It was so bad simply walking around while standing made me feel faint and dizzy.  I spent about 10 minutes in the bathroom over the toilet every 20 minutes or so, even threw up once. He eventually left because I was "sick" (I didn't tell him I had gotten sick from blue balls). Fucking hell, I'm so damn embarrassed about it all.  I could tell I was making him really uncomfortable after the movie was over.  I wanted to do a few other things too (like play munchkin with him and my roomates ) but ugh... I swear this is just getting pathetic of me at this point.

[Dtrain323i]

Friend I'm somewhat interested came over light night.  It wasn't too bad at first, I showed him some youtube stuffs on PC, and we decided to watch a movie.  Kitty comes up to cuddle on me while I sit next to him.  Long story short, we end up holding hands, felt great. 

That is until I got just about the worst case of blueballs ever and had it for the rest of the night.  It was so bad simply walking around while standing made me feel faint and dizzy.  I spent about 10 minutes in the bathroom over the toilet every 20 minutes or so, even threw up once. He eventually left because I was "sick" (I didn't tell him I had gotten sick from blue balls). Fucking hell, I'm so damn embarrassed about it all.  I could tell I was making him really uncomfortable after the movie was over.  I wanted to do a few other things too (like play munchkin with him and my roomates ) but ugh... I swear this is just getting pathetic of me at this point.

dude, just fap. Blue Balls= Cured.

[KorJax]

[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3709.msg140397#msg140397 date=1268061747]
Friend I'm somewhat interested came over light night.  It wasn't too bad at first, I showed him some youtube stuffs on PC, and we decided to watch a movie.  Kitty comes up to cuddle on me while I sit next to him.  Long story short, we end up holding hands, felt great. 

That is until I got just about the worst case of blueballs ever and had it for the rest of the night.  It was so bad simply walking around while standing made me feel faint and dizzy.  I spent about 10 minutes in the bathroom over the toilet every 20 minutes or so, even threw up once. He eventually left because I was "sick" (I didn't tell him I had gotten sick from blue balls). Fucking hell, I'm so damn embarrassed about it all.  I could tell I was making him really uncomfortable after the movie was over.  I wanted to do a few other things too (like play munchkin with him and my roomates ) but ugh... I swear this is just getting pathetic of me at this point.

dude, just fap. Blue Balls= Cured.
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I tried but it was so painful that even thinking about sexy stuffs at all made them ache.  Kinda hard to get a boner in those circumstances

Also at the time I felt it would have been weird to explain that I went to the bathroom to fap while he's over.  Though in hindsight that probibly would have been better than just being dizzy/sick/in-pain the entire time until I scared him away.