The "Fuck my life" thread

[Surf314]

My dad's cancer came back, it's in his other lung and his liver now. I don't even think its been 6 months since they took out the last tumor (left lung). He'll be going into the hospital next week for a week to start another type of immunotherapy (Melanoma doesn't respond to chemo), but he will miss his father's internment at Arlington National Cemetery, since he starts his second round of treatment the day of the ceremony. I guess I'll have to videotape it for him :/

I'm supposed to get up early for a business trip tomorrow and I can't sleep D:

Really sorry to hear that. I hope he turns out OK.

[Dtrain323i]

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[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3709.msg140397#msg140397 date=1268061747]
Friend I'm somewhat interested came over light night.  It wasn't too bad at first, I showed him some youtube stuffs on PC, and we decided to watch a movie.  Kitty comes up to cuddle on me while I sit next to him.  Long story short, we end up holding hands, felt great. 

That is until I got just about the worst case of blueballs ever and had it for the rest of the night.  It was so bad simply walking around while standing made me feel faint and dizzy.  I spent about 10 minutes in the bathroom over the toilet every 20 minutes or so, even threw up once. He eventually left because I was "sick" (I didn't tell him I had gotten sick from blue balls). Fucking hell, I'm so damn embarrassed about it all.  I could tell I was making him really uncomfortable after the movie was over.  I wanted to do a few other things too (like play munchkin with him and my roomates ) but ugh... I swear this is just getting pathetic of me at this point.

dude, just fap. Blue Balls= Cured.
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I tried but it was so painful that even thinking about sexy stuffs at all made them ache.  Kinda hard to get a boner in those circumstances

Also at the time I felt it would have been weird to explain that I went to the bathroom to fap while he's over.  Though in hindsight that probibly would have been better than just being dizzy/sick/in-pain the entire time until I scared him away.
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just use my tried and true pickup line next time "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

then raep

[Luinbariel]

I'm sorry atom, I wish your family the best. *hugs*

[beep beep diglett]

this thread is such a downer

[Geoff]

My dad's cancer came back, it's in his other lung and his liver now. I don't even think its been 6 months since they took out the last tumor (left lung). He'll be going into the hospital next week for a week to start another type of immunotherapy (Melanoma doesn't respond to chemo), but he will miss his father's internment at Arlington National Cemetery, since he starts his second round of treatment the day of the ceremony. I guess I'll have to videotape it for him :/

I'm supposed to get up early for a business trip tomorrow and I can't sleep D:

[rumsfald]

[A. Crow]

yeah, it seems Atom is taking it from both directions right now.

[Chief]

My dad's cancer came back, it's in his other lung and his liver now. I don't even think its been 6 months since they took out the last tumor (left lung). He'll be going into the hospital next week for a week to start another type of immunotherapy (Melanoma doesn't respond to chemo), but he will miss his father's internment at Arlington National Cemetery, since he starts his second round of treatment the day of the ceremony. I guess I'll have to videotape it for him :/

I'm supposed to get up early for a business trip tomorrow and I can't sleep D:

i whine about the academies and then you come up with this right after
boy i feel like shit


hope it turns out for the best atom.

[beep beep diglett]

woke up at midnight with bad cough and really bad congestion, probably gonna stay home tommorow :/

[zaneyard]

kinda getting depressed again need to start working out more :\

[KarthXLR]

I'm sick of the people on my Drumline, so much so that I plan on dropping it next semester.

[Coppanuva]

Wait-listed at Wash. U in St. Louis. Oh well, I got others to wait on.

[Bonesinger]

I've been super sick since Sunday, I've been missing my classes because I can't get any sleep. I have finals on Monday :-X

[KorJax]

What a shit week that really highlights how pathetic I am at the moment.  First starts off with the blueball incident, and the next day I totally fail on a job interview that I REALLY wanted for a part-time position at a credit union that pays $13.50/hr. Part of this is to blame because my internet service has constantly been dropping out for many hours at a time, which prevented me from doing the last-minute company research I needed to do for the position.

I needed to then write a big ass paper for Engish in basically a day, and I have no idea how I'm supposed to complete my design drawing project before the end of quarter next week. 14 pages of drawings, and it takes me about 2-3 hours to not even do half a page. The project was just started last week in the class. I will have no free time due to constant working at target from after today until sunday.

My car's battery died on wendsay leaving me stranded outside of a mall when I was using Panera's free wifi to try and get some work done on my paper (due to no internet at home).

Oh and I can't reliably find a way to possibly finish my digital animation final project due to the school's open lab times this year for WHATEVER the fuck reason being only an hour long, and during my classes. Since the school uses propritary software on their macs, and your mac-login's can ONLY be used during open labs or the class, the only time you have to work on projects outside of class is during an open lab time. Our last class is next week when the project is due and I can't possibly finish it in time in just one class period.  Why it isn't like last year, where the open labs were 3-4 hours long a day Monday-Thurs, who the fuck knows.

[SAVAGE-0]

Nasty week korjax.. Hope things shape up after all that shit is done and handed in...

In other news I was rejected from Hawaii law school it was kinda a silly idea, but it grew on me... Oh well! 1 down 5 more to go.

[Professor Funbucks]

Im dry and have nothing to smoke

[copulatingduck]

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[Didzo]

My ass is already bleeding from what my chemistry midterm will do to me tomorrow.

[K2]

I'm supposed to be on a plane to San Francisco right now for spring break with the family, but my flight overbooked and I got put on standby. Now I have to get to the airport at 5AM tomorrow to try standby for another flight. Hopefully with daylight savings time and it being really early in the morning I'll get on the plane.

[Kirby]

Im dry and have nothing to smoke

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