Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[Spore]

http://www.redbubble.com/shop/sesame+str...r+stickers

[Negate]

Erect-Ing

[beep beep diglett]

team fortress 2 in a nutshell

[Spore]

team fortress 2 in a nutshell

OH MY GOD YES

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/re...craft.html

[Didzo]

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/re...craft.html

To reach the Secular gamers who would never play an explicitly Christian game, Minecraft needs to be subtle and non-threatening, teaching Christian values without scaring off those whose hearts have been hardened by years of anti-Christian conditioning. Still, there are clues to the Christian purpose of the game. The most obvious is the name: Minecraft Alpha. This is of course a reference to Jesus' revelation that He is the Alpha and the Omega (Rev. 22:13). Also, the only animals in the game you can kill for food are pigs. This emphasizes the New Covenant with Jesus where we can now eat delicious ham -- a common ground we share with most Secularized people.

My favorite quote.

[Hobospartan]

[quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=52.msg187492#msg187492 date=1292221503]
http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/re...craft.html

To reach the Secular gamers who would never play an explicitly Christian game, Minecraft needs to be subtle and non-threatening, teaching Christian values without scaring off those whose hearts have been hardened by years of anti-Christian conditioning. Still, there are clues to the Christian purpose of the game. The most obvious is the name: Minecraft Alpha. This is of course a reference to Jesus' revelation that He is the Alpha and the Omega (Rev. 22:13). Also, the only animals in the game you can kill for food are pigs. This emphasizes the New Covenant with Jesus where we can now eat delicious ham -- a common ground we share with most Secularized people.

My favorite quote.
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[Hobospartan]

Oh.

oh wow, their halo review is...well

Halo 1, 2 & 3 (Bungie, Xbox & PC)

   8.31.2008: (Note: I have not played these games since they are rated "M" and aren't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) The Halo series is a very popular first person shooter game that first appeared on the original Xbox. The single-player campaign is set in space on a giant ring-planet (that is why it is misleadingly called "halo", it has nothing to do with angels or anyone holy) where human soldiers are battling aliens for possession of the halo. The player controls the Master Chef who in a surprise twist turns out to be more than just a military cook... he's also a super soldier (I think this was the plot of a Steven Seagal movie I saw before I was born again, only that was set on a Navy ship and he fought terrorists instead of aliens. But it's the same general idea.) It's a war game, so there's lots of violence, but it's against aliens (God hasn't said anything yet about aliens, so I guess that's morally acceptable for now). However, the alien forces are called "the Covenant" and are depicted as having strong religious values and a desire for Salvation, so they are undoubtedly a reference to Christians. The Halo planet itself is probably a reference to the rainbow God gave as a sign of His Covenant with us (Gen. 9:12-17), which means the game's objective of keeping Halo from the aliens is really about destroying God's relationship with His creation. Typical for the Secular media, the Christians are alien bad guys and must be either led away from God or killed. Also, there's a naked woman in the game, only she's a computer and translucent, but I'm told you can still totally see stuff. Where the Halo series gets really bad is in its online play, which allows teams of players to fight each other to capture the flag or other objectives. Unlike in single-player, here the players are trying to kill other humans (who are actual real people, not just AIs), desensitizing them to the murder of their friends and classmates (although the games are rated "M" most players are underage). Players swear and use blasphemies constantly in the voice chat, but that's not the worst part. When a player kills another player, he goes to the corpse and does something called "tea bagging". I'm not going to describe this since it's gross, but, according to Skeet, it's something that homosexuals do to each other. Why would they do this in a game!? (That's not the only homosexual content. The human soldiers are referred to as "Spartans" -- the real Spartans were notorious homosexuals. Come to think of it, homosexuals have also stolen the rainbow symbol from Christians and are using it to separate people from their God by leading them astray into the "Gay lifestyle". Maybe Bungie included "tea bagging" to further their anti-Covenant theme into the multiplayer campaigns.) For violence, nudity, swearing, promoting homosexual activities and promoting the destruction of the Covenant, the Halo series gets ZERO CROSSES.

[Versus]

i really hope you guys are taking them seriously

[Didzo]

i really hope you guys are taking them seriously

I play videogames as a form of worship.

[[SiN] Merc]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=52.msg187497#msg187497 date=1292224244]
i really hope you guys are taking them seriously

I play videogames as a form of worship.


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Seconded. It allows me to get closer to Vishnu.

[PyroZombie]

Merc link=topic=52.msg187507#msg187507 date=1292230944]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=52.msg187505#msg187505 date=1292228378]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=52.msg187497#msg187497 date=1292224244]
i really hope you guys are taking them seriously

I play videogames as a form of worship.


[/quote]

Seconded. It allows me to get closer to Vishnu.
[/quote]you know, I heard Buddah was a avid tetris fan?

[Stein]

[quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=52.msg187492#msg187492 date=1292221503]
http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/re...craft.html

To reach the Secular gamers who would never play an explicitly Christian game, Minecraft needs to be subtle and non-threatening, teaching Christian values without scaring off those whose hearts have been hardened by years of anti-Christian conditioning. Still, there are clues to the Christian purpose of the game. The most obvious is the name: Minecraft Alpha. This is of course a reference to Jesus' revelation that He is the Alpha and the Omega (Rev. 22:13). Also, the only animals in the game you can kill for food are pigs. This emphasizes the New Covenant with Jesus where we can now eat delicious ham -- a common ground we share with most Secularized people.

My favorite quote.
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That reminds me a lot of Kabalah (you know, that semi-Jewish religion that Madonna partook in for a while?).  I'll get you guys a quote from a book we were just listening to on CD this past week.  It was funny.  They said that "Kabalah is Judaism on acid."

[Benito Mussolini]

Best. Website. Ever!

http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=DWZLKWNX

[Luinbariel]

YouTube
      - Broadcast Yourself.



I will be entertained.

[Dtrain323i]

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/re...craft.html

this is what gives Christians a bad rap. This is absolutely naive. Unless of course, this entire site is just trollin.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=52.msg187492#msg187492 date=1292221503]
http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/re...craft.html

this is what gives Christians a bad rap. This is absolutely naive. Unless of course, this entire site is just trollin.
[/quote]

I think it might be, but then again Poe's Law :\


I do know landsborobaptist is a parody site though

[Luca Shoal]

Seconding that. Especially the Lambuel reference, which came from some parody website.

[Eightball]

[quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=52.msg187492#msg187492 date=1292221503]
http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/re...craft.html

this is what gives Christians a bad rap. This is absolutely naive. Unless of course, this entire site is just trollin.
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It's like finding the Virgin Mary in a cheese sandwich!

[Spore]

The website's a joke, numbnuts.