Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[Spore]

[Chief]

fake, its from the fifa game, geoff should know

[Spore]

[quote author=Spore link=topic=52.msg194163#msg194163 date=1296255814]

fake, its from the fifa game, geoff should know
[/quote]

Then I'll just patiently wait for this to happen in real life and post it then.

[Vongore]

[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=52.msg194165#msg194165 date=1296257319]
[quote author=Spore link=topic=52.msg194163#msg194163 date=1296255814]

fake, its from the fifa game, geoff should know
[/quote]

Then I'll just patiently wait for this to happen in real life and post it then.
[/quote]

It already happened on the 2010 Femenine World Cup. It was transmited live here and they had the same thing shown on the above post (No NGR).  I hate femenine Soccer, but god i laughed every time

[Spore]

[quote author=Spore link=topic=52.msg194168#msg194168 date=1296257889]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=52.msg194165#msg194165 date=1296257319]
[quote author=Spore link=topic=52.msg194163#msg194163 date=1296255814]

fake, its from the fifa game, geoff should know
[/quote]

Then I'll just patiently wait for this to happen in real life and post it then.
[/quote]

It already happened on the 2010 Femenine World Cup. It was transmited live here and they had the same thing shown on the above post (No NGR).  I hate femenine Soccer, but god i laughed every time
[/quote]

NGR is Nigeria. NIG is Niger.

[Luinbariel]

This appears to be a wedding cake made out of little fondant stabbed sharks.

[Stein]

Poor sharks

[Luca Shoal]

[quote author=TV's Luca link=topic=52.msg194099#msg194099 date=1296234783]
ZTO, by Devin Townsend, now available on the Rock Band Network

and

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bROm1TjsAM4]Ziltoidia Attaxx!!!, track three of the album. The whole thing will eventually be up.[url]

Townsend is a god amongst men.

what is this I don't even

Also god damn that looks hard to play.
[/quote]Amazing, that's what it is. The Ziltoida solo frightens me though.

[Hobospartan]

Hockey players are the best players

skip to :26

Pap's curses at call

[Dtrain323i]

This picture got me banned from a forum I used to post on.

[Spore]

Dead Space 2 - Hand Cannon (reward for finishing hardcore mode)

[Stein]

Dead Space 2 - Hand Cannon (reward for finishing hardcore mode)

Wow, that game looks intense, without the hand cannon that is :p.

[KarthXLR]

WHS - Kitty Midnight Madness

[HeK]

WHS - Kitty Midnight Madness

This is really more of a Winnipeg joke....

Kern-Hill Furniture Co-op commercial (1996)

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Spore link=topic=52.msg194239#msg194239 date=1296283078]
Dead Space 2 - Hand Cannon (reward for finishing hardcore mode)

Wow, that game looks intense, without the hand cannon that is :p.
[/quote]Aside from the final boss fight being completely dumb if you don't have a bunch of health kits when you go do it. The rate I'm in if I don't backtrack and find more credits and ammo (I have to use a bunch of ammo to even get back to a store, since I have an unkillable enemy following me) the boss fight entirely relies on the minions dropping health kits (who are fast as hell and swarm you quite easily) and they drop health kits once in a blue moon, and even then its a fucking small health kit which only regenerate one bar of health which isn't enough when you have 3 or 4 things attacking you at once. Not to mention the boss itself kills you if it even touches you once. Oh yeah there's also a bunch of rock outcroppings so you can get backed into a corner way easier than you should be.

[KarthXLR]

Sean Combs sued for $1 Trillion, blamed for 9/11.

[k0ala]

ME Pearl Presents PROPER OPOSSUM MASSAGE

[Squishy3]

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tyfn/4897775508/#

[Spore]

An educational article on the dangers of your child using a computer to become a [glow=red,2,300]HACKER[/glow].

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12....l#comments

Snippet:

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.