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[Mr. Face]

That's awesome. Like a month after i bought it someone steals my hoody.

[Surf314]

I just had my first amazing Omegle conversation:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hekki
Stranger: hi
Stranger: close enough
Stranger: I'm Steve
You: one finger off
Stranger: where are you from?
You: FL
You: you?
Stranger: UK
You: what are your feelings on zombies?
Stranger: I think everyone gives them a really hard time, you know, it's not their fault they're brain addicts
You: I would have to agree on that
You: I always want to know their side of the story
Stranger: at the end of they day, if you stay out of their way, they won't bother you
You: yea most of the time they are pretty happy to just mill about
You: then the living have to screw everything up
Stranger: exactly
You: there should be a dead's rights movement
Stranger: they have such exellent employability as well, slaughterhouse waste management....erm....well still someone has to do that job right?
You: yea
You: they are basically just jehovah's witnesses
You: they go door to door and try to convert you
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: true
You: all it takes is a lobotomy and you are one of them
Stranger: and is that really such a hard thing to go through?
You: not really, how many times have you looked at a cat or a dog and said I wish my life were that simple
Stranger: oh all the time
You: yet a zombie comes around offering just that and its all shotguns and hand axes
Stranger: yea
Stranger: I'm totally gonna go sleep in the graveyard tonight
Stranger: without a helmet
You: you might confuse them though
You: best thing to do is to be black or have premarital sex
You: or seperate your self from a group
You: thats what I've learned from zombie movies anyways
Stranger: what I need is a car with the hood down, a college chick, and a jock jacket
Stranger: then we'll drive up to make out point and just wait
Stranger: if nothing happens I'll try making out with her
You: that would definately do it
Stranger: if you had a choice though, which career would you most likely pursue, zombie or vampire?
You: definately vampire
You: youd stay fresh longer
Stranger: same here
Stranger: I'd really appreciate staying 20 for a few centuries longer
You: who would win between zombies and vampires though?
Stranger: hmm, depends what time of day it is
Stranger: I reckon the vampire
You: could a zombie turn a vampire or a vampire turn a zombie?
Stranger: although are we talking resident evil zombies, or night of the living dead zombies?
Stranger: hmm....we should experiment and find out
You: yea science is really lacking in this field
Stranger: I'll go dig up some corpses and I'll meet you in Transylvania
You: k see ya there!
You have disconnected.

and yes it is a self quote so it's here in the thread with no rules.

[Versus]

nice

[Squishy3]

KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich

I want this  ;D

[zaneyard]

Uhh, rolling with the WD Caviar Black 750 gig.
Thanks at0m!
yay copying 40 gigs off of an IDE drive...

also

thanks honest, you really were right about the confidence thing
the thing i have left to figure out now is "to inquire about phone numbers, or not to inquire about phone numbers?"

[Totla]

the thing i have left to figure out now is "to grow some balls and get laid, or regret not asking every day for the rest of my life?"

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg105812#msg105812 date=1250140187]
the thing i have left to figure out now is "to grow some balls and get laid, or regret not asking every day for the rest of my life?"

[/quote]
go fuck yourself

[Totla]

[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg105813#msg105813 date=1250142406]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg105812#msg105812 date=1250140187]
the thing i have left to figure out now is "to grow some balls and get laid, or regret not asking every day for the rest of my life?"

[/quote]
go fuck yourself
[/quote]i was helping you decide

[zaneyard]

i was helping you decide

yeah yeah

[K2]

Apparently now you can make any statement light-hearted if you add a big smiley at the end?

I choked a hobo to death last night

This is going to be fun.

[zaneyard]

i have seventeen games downloading on steam right now

and windows threatens to restart me in 4 minutes
fuck you windows

[Mr. Face]

Apparently now you can make any statement light-hearted if you add a big smiley at the end?

I choked a hobo to death last night

This is going to be fun.

This is what i've been waiting for my whole life

[zaneyard]

apparently you can't have "steam" in your steam friends name
lol
or valve


ohhh i get it

[Versus]

yeah i tried making my name "goddammit steam" a few days ago and steam was censored

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Marvel vs Capcom 2

[Mr. Face]

to follow Surf's idea and not get -1 spammed on me for self quoting here you go...


+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: Valve meetings are probably something like this...
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: Sooooo, next update
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: how can we break the game?
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: um... DEMO
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AGAIN
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: YEAH HE CAN BE A SCOTSMAN
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: wait
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: he is already
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: oh yeah
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: damnit
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: HE CAN BE WHITE!
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: Oh wait thats racist
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: Damn
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: He can have
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: Pyro is chinese!
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: the only missing race
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: jIAJSKAJ
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: Well lets looka around the mods
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: see if anyone is doing anything cool
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: OH MAN DEMO HAS FLASHES
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: THERE WE GO
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: FLASH STICKYS
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: SANDVICH DOES TWO TIMES MORE HEALING
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: NERF THE DMG AND FLASH AWAY
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: WHEN YOUR FLASHED EVERY HIT ON AN ENEMY DOES @*$(@^74816274874617834 DMG
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: perfect
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: +2
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: good job team
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: A+
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face [brb(u)]: Lets tell the public RIGHT NOW so we can change it in the next one and piss everyone off rigth when theyre use to it

[Surf314]

I'm trying to get in the habit of writing regularly so I decided to make my own blog. If anyone is interested it is at www.dostarshavefeet.com[url=http://][/url]. For now I just put up 2 things I wrote when I had a livejournal, but I am going to try to set a regular schedule to write things and post them. I will also be trying to make it look less like ass, as another thing I wanted to do was learn more about webpages. Any advice or anything you want to teach me to make it better would be much appreciated.

Also if you would like to join in on this I will be extremely happy to have you. I'm basically looking for people who would like to write high quality things for an audience. I'm looking for reviews, rants, musings, short stories, or anything else that would be interesting. If you are interested send me a PM.

[Squishy3]

I met a hot girl at Gameworks tonight and got her phone number. Fuck yeah. Now to get amazing at Pump It Up.

[Versus]

shit, the 10th episode of haruhi season 2 is already subbed O_O

[copulatingduck]

Currently piping output from the TF2 idler program to MathCAD. Gonna do some science on that shit later, I'm curious about some things.