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[Dr. Zaius]

that's pretty incredible

[Dtrain323i]

15:43 Dtrain323i coobs
15:43 Coppanuva coobs
15:43 Coppanuva Coobs 4 lyf.
15:43 Coppanuva socks: coobs
15:43 Socks Coppanuva: Talks about coobs.
15:43 Dtrain323i WELP

[at0m]

+k0ala | you either become the scrub or live long enough to watch yourself become the stax

and later

+Dtrain323i | also, it is headline news out here that an IKEA is getting built in Kansas City
+TOH | Dtrain323i, the customers should have to assemble the store

[Chief]

+k0ala | you either become the scrub or live long enough to watch yourself become the stax

oh wow how true is this

[Greatbacon]

k0ala talking about programming:

[15:13] <+k0ala> It's poetry. I like to read it but I can't write it to save my life
[15:13] <+k0ala> I keep rhyming 'goto' with 'goto'

[Versus]

lol

[Gump]

[10:48] Squishy3 As the revolution comes to a close, a new and most unexpected enemy emerges. Driven by the desire to secure the fate of the colonies, the greatest hero of the revolution, George Washington, succumbs to the temptation of infinite power. The new King is born and his reign leaves no one untouched. To return freedom to the land our new hero must dethrone a tyrant he once called friend.
[10:49] Squishy3 assassin's creed 3 dlc
[10:49] Dtrain323i still not as good as the "kill hitler" dlc for Sniper Elite v2
[10:50] Squishy3 bionic commando had hitler slow-mo head explosion before sniper elite
[10:50] versus did bionic command have hitler slow-mo testicle explosion before sniper elite

[at0m]

Code:

17:43:54               +k0ala | Holy crap
17:44:32               +k0ala | No. There is not an external reset button to
                              | return your enterprise storage to a default
                              | network address and default configuration
17:44:47         @at0m2remote | are you fucking kidding?
17:44:52               +k0ala | you're in the big leagues son, get your serial
                              | cable out and be a man about this!

[at0m]

Code:

08:42:24          @ainmosni | I hate changing DNS automation stuff
08:42:30          @ainmosni | makes me bloody paranoid
08:43:29          @ainmosni | one fuck up there and the entire datacenter will
                            | go down
08:43:35            @Negate | morning
08:50:40        +Dtrain323i | ainmosni: DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON
08:50:43                <-- | Dtrain323i (mibbit@xx.sub-yyy-zzz-ww.myvzw.com)
                            | has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC
                            | Client)

[at0m]

Code:

11:20:39       +Caffeine`work | >Sometime when Im playing this game, the screen
                              | goes blank
11:20:45       +Caffeine`work | >And I see my reflection in the monitor
11:20:50       +Caffeine`work | >And I wonder when Im doing with my life

[Kor]

Code:

11:20:39       +Caffeine`work | >Sometime when Im playing this game, the screen
                              | goes blank
11:20:45       +Caffeine`work | >And I see my reflection in the monitor
11:20:50       +Caffeine`work | >And I wonder when Im doing with my life

No one defines your life but you. The real folly lies in not believing that.

[at0m]

dat lack of context

Code:

   +Coppanuva | s/diamond/diamond encrusted/
+Mooseturbot | coppanuva meant: how pissed would you be if I
             | went to the chat thread and posted just you
             | saying "I want a diamond encrusted butt plug"?

[at0m]

come chat with us on IRC, and experience gems like this!

Code:

@HeK^Work | Real bomb threat.
@HeK^Work | cya
      <-- | HeK^Work (~HeKWork@HeKWork.at-work.gamesurge)
          | has quit (Quit: leaving)

[Gump]

just demoman cosplay

[Coppanuva]

Code:

<+Dtrain323i> shrek and anal warts are forever

[Greatbacon]

[13:28] #brbuninstalling: <TheDarkChief> my computer is fuuuucked
[13:30] #brbuninstalling: <@HeK^Work> Did you at least give it cab fare?

[Dtrain323i]

08:53 Caffeine`work TOH: Sell his most prized posessions to get back what Id lost
08:53 Caffeine`work probably his 360(PS3?) and games
08:53 TOH His organs

[KarthXLR]

While playing Mario Kart 7:

brb.u | Vongore: i want to see an improvement
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: I WANT TO SEE SOME ABS
brb.u | Vongore: that's the spirit
brb.u | Vongore: now go kart or go home
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: KILL ME
brb.u | Vongore: dude
brb.u | Vongore: you just missed an awesome joke
brb.u | Vongore: pun
brb.u | Vongore: 9__9
brb.u | Vongore: you're driving me bananas
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: but you already made it
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: OH
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: FUCKING
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: VONGORE
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: STOP
Karth Goes to College: Season 3: IT'S UNHEALTHY
brb.u | Vongore: I don't think there's mushroom for the both of us

[Dtrain323i]

12:03 Eightball not to be mistaken for icosahedranus, the d20-shaped butthole

[k0ala]

15:11 Coppanuva I love humping shit

edit:

15:56 Coppanuva oh fuck you k0ala
15:56 Coppanuva :|
15:56 LAG Oh, so you want to fuck him?
15:57 Coppanuva ...my hole grows deeper