The Drunk Thread

[Blues]

Tonight was fun.   Ate 20 wings in a  span of 5 mins.  Almost a bar record except my bro beat me.

Wait, what? How the fuck is this anything remotely close to a record, I eat like 20 wings in 5 minutes any time there's wings sitting around to be eaten.

[cbre88x]

Crow's Improvised Whiskey Sour (CIWS):

2oz Crown Royal
1.5oz lemon juice
heaping Teaspoon of Sugar
Splash of Bitters

Since you can't find a shaker and have no proper syrup: pour sugar, lemon and crown into glass, stir with spoon from sugar.  Add ice then splash bitters, stir again.  Must be drank with spoon still in glass.  Yes, the inclusion of bitters almost makes it an Old Fashioned. 

sounds better than just Crown and Coke.

[Radio Raheem]

I'm assuming exanimo won't remember any of this.

12:34 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: F yooouuuuuuuu!
12:34 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Everything is so fucking blueey.
12:35 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Bluyrry.
12:48 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: AWtjahat the fucjk.
12:48 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: :pa;'/
12:48 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Lol*.
12:48 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Sjiot O
12:48 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: ,m so watest.
12:48 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Lter!
12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Later*
12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Later*
12:49 AM - ° BNGD ° Radio Raheem: later
12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Shit I can't stpe;ll for shit
12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Hahah
12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Okay.
12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: I'm gonna lay down.
12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Love you guys
12:49 AM - ° BNGD ° Radio Raheem: pass out man

12:49 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Scout it up!
12:50 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: Woot woot. You're a medics's best friend.
12:50 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: You know that?
12:50 AM - B.Speed | exanimo: I love you.
12:50 AM - ° BNGD ° Radio Raheem: love you too man

[Vandamguy]

im assuming exanimo doesnt visit the forums anymore 
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[Eschatos]

im assuming exanimo doesnt visit the forums anymore 
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Didn't he baleet his account?

[Luinbariel]

I accidentally a whole bottle of wine

[A. Crow]

well, I did know "eh" was a verb up in canadia, didn't know 'a' was too.

[ZargonX]

well, I did know "eh" was a verb up in canadia, didn't know 'a' was too.

Maybe it's supposed to be a fill-in-the-blank...

[Dave]

maybe its an internet thing you guys havent heard of.

[HeK]

maybe its an internet thing you guys havent heard of.

*bing*

Also, straight Kahula is kinda like a energy-drink cooler (eg. RedBull Vodka) only tastes good.... and is likely better for you.

[A. Crow]

eh, Happy New Year, eh?  I totally a'd a bottle of champagne

[rumsfald]

eh, Happy New Year, eh?  I totally a'd a bottle of champagne

haha. +1. prosecco here.

[HeK]

eh, Happy New Year, eh?  I totally a'd a bottle of champagne

fail.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

[rumsfald]

fail.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

Your chan is showing

[Vandamguy]

lol using one against the other.

this is above the average level of your cleverness

+1d

[Dave]

[copulatingduck]

I don't really remember anything last night after I set my jacket on fire (accident) and fell down. It was a fun night though  ;D

[A. Crow]

I don't really remember anything last night after I set my jacket on fire (accident) and fell down. It was a fun night though  ;D

Oh how do they say? 

"You're doing it quite well actually."  +1

[ainmosni]

Am now up 48 hours and drunk as fuck... Bloody awesome NYE though.

[ZargonX]

Went out to meet a friend for happy hour and ended up eating an amazing pile of sashimi and accidentaly a gallon or more of beer.

See what I did there?  I used your fucking meme.