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05-10-2010, 09:39 PM

(05-10-2010, 09:17 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Someone say something to redeem the female gender
They have really really nice
(05-10-2010, 09:17 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: before they encourage me to objectify them further

oh nvm


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05-10-2010, 10:25 PM

got to train the new cute girl at work today who turns out to be really cool

too bad she's under 18


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-10-2010, 10:35 PM

(05-10-2010, 10:25 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: got to train the new cute girl at work today who turns out to be really cool

too bad she's under 18
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05-10-2010, 10:43 PM

"Pedophilia (or paedophilia) is a psychological disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children."
It's not like she's 12


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-10-2010, 10:53 PM

(05-10-2010, 10:43 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: "Pedophilia (or paedophilia) is a psychological disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children."
It's not like she's 12
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05-10-2010, 10:54 PM

hurp durp


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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05-10-2010, 10:55 PM

(05-10-2010, 10:25 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: got to train the new cute girl at work today who turns out to be really cool

good thing she's under 18
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05-10-2010, 11:00 PM

shit i forgot about sarcasm and written text
/facepalm


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-10-2010, 11:03 PM

(05-10-2010, 10:55 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151786#msg151786 date=1273548354]
got to train the new cute girl at work today who turns out to be really cool

good thing she's 9
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05-10-2010, 11:20 PM

(05-10-2010, 09:17 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Someone say something to redeem the female gender before they encourage me to objectify them further, because damnit, it's working like your mom on a Saturday night, and it shouldn't.

Without them, all men would be completely lost, with no sense of direction.

on a related note; fun fact of the day is that Sigmund Freud was born 4(or rather 5 in my timezone) in 1856.


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05-11-2010, 12:56 AM

im gonna guess thats a joke but thats as retarded as saying without the bible we would have no sense or morality because clearly me not wanting to go around murdering and raping people has to do with the bible telling me its wrong.

and zane youre 20? i dont think anyone really cares a whole lot if the chicks 17 assuming you actually like her and not just her tits




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05-11-2010, 01:03 AM

tim you just make things so much more clear
think my mindset has something to do with society and the law, etc.

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i'm just kinda sick of meeting people and then they're like 16-17 and i'm still lonely


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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05-11-2010, 03:17 AM

as long as you actually like her 3 years doesnt matter. but the whole issue is like a 25 year old dude and a 16 year old girl where she feels really insecure or whatever so he can talk her into a bunch of stuff and all that. no one should care if you actually like her assuming youre not like mega creeper and always target 15 year old girls. atleast that my opinion . no one would care if she were 20 and you were 25




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05-11-2010, 08:12 AM

Most states have a segmented approach for this reason. I think 16 and over within 3 years is usually OK. But again you have to check for yourself. I did read an interesting article on this phenomenon though. People mature physically and emotionally at different speeds. The law doesn't know how to address that. But if you are pretty close in age and it is legal why not? But if she doesn't seem older than she is yea it might be kinda creepy.


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05-11-2010, 09:09 AM

lol zane = pedo


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05-11-2010, 11:32 AM

I won't go into detail about how I have experience with this out of respect for both parties, but check the state laws, and look up cases in the area if your concerned about it.


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05-11-2010, 11:37 AM

I feel like I've had a full lobotomy for the past 5 years. Crossing the finish line on this chapter of my life is going to be rough.


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05-11-2010, 12:22 PM

(05-10-2010, 10:43 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: "Pedophilia (or paedophilia) is a psychological disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children."
It's not like she's 12

state consent law in Georgia and Alabama says 16. I think it's 17 in Tennessee. Just check the law in your state. Age difference doesn't really matter as long as it's mature. Ask her out yo.


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05-11-2010, 12:44 PM

(05-11-2010, 12:22 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151790#msg151790 date=1273549386]
"Pedophilia (or paedophilia) is a psychological disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children."
It's not like she's 12

state consent law in Georgia and Alabama says 16. I think it's 17 in Tennessee. Just check the law in your state. Age difference doesn't really matter as long as it's mature. Ask her out yo.
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Exactly. I mean, my dad is ten years older than my mom and I'm pretty sure they met when she was young. It's not that big a deal so long as you do as others have already suggested.
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05-11-2010, 01:01 PM

18 is age of consent in WI
also, kirby learn to use a dictionary

i'll see how things go, i train her all next week i think she might like me.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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