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Eschatos
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10-28-2013, 11:01 AM

(10-28-2013, 08:52 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=versus link=topic=52.msg272718#msg272718 date=1382891653]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yfMoIVTilo#t=47

Strategy games like Starcraft have really fallen victim to the micro arms race where you have to be able to do shit like this to compete. I'd really love it if they built a game where most of the micro is automated by default and winning comes down to actually having well designed bases and shit.
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micro exists to turn inferior forces into forces that can win, rather than every battle simply being "who has committed more units to this particular fight" while the players just watch
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Yea but this unit based warfare doesn't interest me. I'd prefer a more slowed down strategy+tactic based game. Take the board game of Go. You constantly have to be thinking on two levels - "who is winning this particular fight?" and "who is controlling the whole board?" I think that bigger dynamic is what is often missing from strategy games like Starcraft. I found it in Sons of Solar Empire but that game is a dangerous time sink.
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Turn based strategy is where it's at. Come play Dominions or Sword of the Stars.



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10-28-2013, 02:51 PM

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10-29-2013, 05:10 PM

Quote:Eyewitnesses reported that during last night’s 9:15pm Real3D screening of Gravity, a lone man (later identified as retired ISS Commander Chris Hadfield) began muttering under his breath and chuckling to himself. By the 30-minute mark, Hadfield reportedly made numerous rude comments such as, “Nice Soyuz procedure, Hollywood!” and “Oh yeah, because that’s what hypoxia as caused by rapid cabin decompression looks like you idiots!.”

“It was the damndest thing,” recounted Isabelle Tremblay. “My boyfriend and I were like, ‘what a jerk’, and he went back to talk to him. But then he came back to our seats and he was like ‘I’m pretty sure that was that astronaut guy. You know, from the news.’ So we just let him go. I mean, what do you do? An astronaut probably gets George Clooney’s character struggles a little better than I do.”

Hadfield’s alleged berating of the film continued unabated. During one crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying in the void of space, the man who brought honour and fun to Canadian space exploration let out a long, piercing, and altogether perfect fart.

Eventually, theatre staff was notified, and the Canadian living legend was loudly removed from the cinema. Witnesses report that he did not go quietly. One patron recalled, “The last thing I heard him yelling was, ‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’”

“But he’s still a hero, I suppose.”

At press time, Commander Hadfield’s family and friends were really hoping he never finds out about the 1996 horror classic: Leprechaun In Space.


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kaese
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10-31-2013, 10:03 AM

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10-31-2013, 05:17 PM

(10-31-2013, 10:03 AM)Käse link Wrote: [Image: tumblr_muzlynxGSO1r3gb3zo1_400.gif]

I'm convinced cats are beings from another dimension.


I have shit taste in anime.

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11-01-2013, 03:48 PM

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A. Crow
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11-01-2013, 10:43 PM

Paul Gerke as Paul Burgundy

I... I have no words....


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FlyingMongoose
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11-02-2013, 08:07 AM

(11-01-2013, 10:43 PM)CPT Crow link Wrote: Paul Gerke as Paul Burgundy

I... I have no words....
Honestly... this was brilliant.


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11-02-2013, 09:04 AM

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Surf314
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11-02-2013, 10:56 AM

^ that is amazing


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11-04-2013, 01:14 PM

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Hobospartan
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11-04-2013, 01:15 PM

Steve's Drunk and High DUI at Work Arrested on Scissor Lift YouTube2 YouTube2


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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11-04-2013, 06:55 PM

British Gas Rampage
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WaR1761
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11-04-2013, 08:29 PM

What the fuck you should wear today...


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KarthXLR
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11-04-2013, 11:56 PM

(11-04-2013, 01:15 PM)Höböspärtän link Wrote: Steve's Drunk and High DUI at Work Arrested on Scissor Lift YouTube2 YouTube2
Steve is a poet.
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zaneyard
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11-05-2013, 12:39 AM

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(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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VeraLapsa
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11-05-2013, 01:12 AM

(11-05-2013, 12:39 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [Image: NDdxFik.gif]

Man he was out of it. It looks like that helmet doesn't protect against concussions :3


Woo hoo ACEN here I come.
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Dtrain323i
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11-05-2013, 07:53 AM

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Cutty don't care.






11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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kaese
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11-05-2013, 09:59 AM

(11-05-2013, 01:12 AM)VeraLapsa link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=52.msg273078#msg273078 date=1383629945]
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Man he was out of it. It looks like that helmet doesn't protect against concussions :3
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his Derp level: 10/10 A+

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11-06-2013, 09:44 PM

(11-05-2013, 09:59 AM)Käse link Wrote: [Image: 59uMd.png]
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Too hip for gangsters and too gangster for hipsters.
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