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zaneyard
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04-13-2010, 02:18 AM

i was inferring that the rabbi was in his pants
as in "versus wants to get in my pants"


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(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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exanimo2
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04-13-2010, 02:38 AM

That makes no sense, Zaneyard.


I'll blame the pain medication.


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Mission Difficult
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04-13-2010, 09:07 AM

(04-13-2010, 02:13 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: think it was supposed to say rabbit
No. Rabbi. Do an image search for rabbi and another for rabbit and tell me which looks more like a dick surrounded by hair.


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04-13-2010, 10:56 AM

least u didnt say hairy banana


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04-13-2010, 11:08 AM

(04-13-2010, 02:07 AM)Mission Difficult link Wrote: I keep it trimmed because I don't like feeling as if I have a rabbi in my pants.

Or having it look like you have bob ross in a leg lock


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(04-13-2010, 11:08 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Mission Difficult link=topic=107.msg146616#msg146616 date=1271142431]
I keep it trimmed because I don't like feeling as if I have a rabbi in my pants.

Or having it look like you have bob ross in a leg lock
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oh god
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04-13-2010, 11:48 AM

(04-13-2010, 01:32 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [Image: olay-747578.jpg]

Just fyi, since I like to pass this along... this is better than any shaving cream you will ever buy.

This specific one only, since Olay has a few body washes, is the one you want to shave anywhere with. It's the one with the body butter in it. It's just like a super thick shaving cream, works AMAZINGLY well. If you get irritation from what you're using now, try it. You won't have it ever again.



@Duck - had mine for over a year so far and it seems to be going strong. Thus far I've had no complaints with it at all, it's been perfect.

keeps luins vag smooth and free of irritating razor burn. Unless she has a hormonal imbalance that gives her a neck beard of Kyle Orton proportions.






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Luinbariel
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04-13-2010, 12:13 PM

I did mean my legs, bro, but that's cool too
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04-13-2010, 01:29 PM

(04-13-2010, 11:48 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: Unless she has a hormonal imbalance that gives her a neck beard of Kyle Orton proportions.
lolorton'spedobeard

This thread needs less conversation about asshole vag leg shaving and more pictures of silly BRBuers. I promise I'll post one of my crazy face after I get back to the hotel tonight after another 14 hour day. JAWESOME.



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04-13-2010, 06:51 PM

while were on the subject of cool hygene stuff i figured id share this story i might ahve told dave but whatever its good. also my keyboard is either messing up or i cant type today so ignore my spelling. anyway so i had this mole right. like a big ass mole that stuck way out. and it was like right at the waistband of my pants. ive had it for as long as i can remember and i always hated it. when i was like 15 i tried to cut it off and got about halfway before i pussied out. but about 6 months ago i had a good idea. i figured i could numb it using an ice cube and then slice it right off with a razor blade. being the long term thinker i am i didnt use any disinfectent or clean anything or whatever i just took a blade out of my work knife and got to business. well the ice cube numbed the top of it really well but not the part i was cutting so that sucked. i get about halfway with the razor blade and it isnt going to well. so this is at like 3am by the way so then i get up and start wandering around the house naked and bleeding. and the bloods going everywhere since it was all watered down from the ice. so then i find the magical solution. i stumble upon a pair of scissors. so i cut that bad boy off and now im mole free. so some stories do have a happy ending




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04-13-2010, 08:01 PM

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copulatingduck
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04-13-2010, 08:45 PM

wat is this i dont even


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04-13-2010, 09:47 PM

i have a big mole at my waistband too



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Radio Raheem
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04-13-2010, 10:26 PM

steam call me and ill talk u through it james




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04-14-2010, 11:26 AM

omg lol
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04-14-2010, 11:33 AM

(04-13-2010, 12:52 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy link=topic=107.msg146582#msg146582 date=1271137585]
it's also arguable that shaving your crotch isn't worth it either unless you spend like 20 minutes doing it

Lol ask girls all about this.
[/quote]If you completely shave it without taking the extra time to get it right it's itchy for the man and when having sex with the woman it feels like there is glass involved for her. Trimming is the way to go.


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04-15-2010, 01:31 PM

(04-14-2010, 11:33 AM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=107.msg146583#msg146583 date=1271137951]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=107.msg146582#msg146582 date=1271137585]
it's also arguable that shaving your crotch isn't worth it either unless you spend like 20 minutes doing it

Lol ask girls all about this.
[/quote]If you completely shave it without taking the extra time to get it right it's itchy for the man and when having sex with the woman it feels like there is glass involved for her. Trimming is the way to go.
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I prefer totally shaved vag. I don't like hairs in my mouth when I'm doing my business if you know what I mean






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04-18-2010, 12:55 AM

hey duck I wanted to know what you would look like if you shaved

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apparently photoshop's new content aware analyzed your surroundings and determined success and beaches in your future


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04-18-2010, 01:37 AM

Apparently it also saw him missing part of his brain.


I've got a crush on Karth's sister Ianki.
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04-18-2010, 08:27 AM

FCUK

im pretty sure that even if i wasnt wasted that would look really freaky











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