Official Funbucks Wants to Play While Intoxicated Thread

[Professor Funbucks]

expect me to be completely wasted or blazed. like show up on brbu
It's frosh week and goddamn, so many parties.

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

Cool story, bro. :

[Mr. Face]

Safety advise.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

[Neonie]

Safety advise.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Make sure you don't have black stool.

[CaffeinePowered]

Safety advise.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

If theres grass on the field, play ball, if not, play in the mud

[Mr. Face]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3568.msg111435#msg111435 date=1252176335]
Safety advise.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Make sure you don't have black stool.
[/quote]
and after you eat dont go in the pool

for 30 mintes

[KorJax]

If the wiki-tiki comes in don't forget to take the trash out.

You know what I mean

[Radio Raheem]

so did he show up yet

[Professor Funbucks]

LOl BRT
girls are easy in univ.

did i yell enough

[copulatingduck]

protip: if youre drunk and calling them easy most likely you either have the clap or are officially a chubby chaser

[Professor Funbucks]

protip: if youre drunk and calling them easy most likely you either have the clap or are officially a chubby chaser

you would think so.
but all i did was make out with 4 of them
hot ones
i have their numbers.

[Mr. Face]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3568.msg111604#msg111604 date=1252236075]
protip: if youre drunk and calling them easy most likely you either have the clap or are officially a chubby chaser

you would think so.
but all i did was make out with 4 of them
hot ones
i have their numbers.

[/quote]
So if you have sex with them and they gave you the clap, they probably have a lot of other shit.

I bet you have mono

[Neonie]

[quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3568.msg111625#msg111625 date=1252249690]
[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3568.msg111604#msg111604 date=1252236075]
protip: if youre drunk and calling them easy most likely you either have the clap or are officially a chubby chaser

you would think so.
but all i did was make out with 4 of them
hot ones
i have their numbers.

[/quote]
So if you have sex with them and they gave you the clap, they probably have a lot of other shit.

I bet you have mono

[/quote]

And don't think that just means STD's, personal problems as well. 

[Honest]

Everyone seems rather butthurt they can't have two girls in each arm. Lemme break it down for you all.

BITCHES

LOVE

FUNBUCKS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Surf314]

LOL Funbucks is a P.I.M.P.

But seriously I've seen that before. Freshman right? Many people slingshot into OMG LETS PARTY territory when they hit college because their parents aren't watching over them anymore. Most settle down after a bit, at least before graduating. Either that or reality hits when you realize you have a zero point zero GPA and spent most of your classtime at the swamp finagling liquor out of the bartender.

(actually happened not to me)

[Luinbariel]

I lol'd at bitches love funbucks.

Let him screw around awhile, have some fun, learn some lessons.

[Mr. Face]

I lol'd at bitches love funbucks.

Let him screw around awhile, have some fun, learn some lessons.

If he forgets our advice

[Honest]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3568.msg111762#msg111762 date=1252292189]
I lol'd at bitches love funbucks.

Let him screw around awhile, have some fun, learn some lessons.

If he forgets our advice
[/quote]

He'll never forget my advice.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3568.msg111764#msg111764 date=1252292585]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3568.msg111762#msg111762 date=1252292189]
I lol'd at bitches love funbucks.

Let him screw around awhile, have some fun, learn some lessons.

If he forgets our advice
[/quote]

He'll never forget my advice.
[/quote]

:o

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3568.msg111764#msg111764 date=1252292585]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3568.msg111762#msg111762 date=1252292189]
I lol'd at bitches love funbucks.

Let him screw around awhile, have some fun, learn some lessons.

If he forgets our advice
[/quote]

He'll never forget my advice.
[/quote]


also, to what surf said, dont worry, classes start on wednesday, im just trying to get all this partying done asap.
frosh frosh frosh frosh